CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

2009-07-01T22:04:00.000-07:00

JOE STORRY MUST BE TOLD!!!!To all readding- this is JOe an dhe is here to tell you about he LIFE.PLEEASE READ FROM BEGGINNING!Will be an excelleent read for youou and perhapps a exxclent movie of Week or a Comic bookstory. IThank you to readd from Begginning and notfor weak of hearT! is JOe STORY!

2008-04-06T16:45:00.000-07:00

WHEN iS JOe A FATHHER?He leet you know REAL soonn!

2008-01-21T18:01:00.000-08:00

NOT to bE a FRIAD!Joe is still alive an KIckiin

2007-12-25T21:41:00.000-08:00

NAm is JOe!!!

2007-03-17T01:50:00.000-07:00

CRazy times is UPON JOe:(knoowing this when you hear):"WHa that there? "saay man iwth nose geear "I s my frien Jimmy--he nevce r madke a bad movie"Say too INNOcenT: say JOe: "Neve sseen Chapter TWO! JImmywear doplhihn shorts and tinted sunglasses and datge Marsha Mason (is dog)"WHAT THISA:? JOE IS DISSING HE OL FRIEND JIMMY: WHAT FOR?just for kicks.tht all Joe livcin for theesein deasys

2007-02-11T19:49:00.000-08:00

IT is good being JOe!Jus lovin life an a hatin on Jesus!sweeT!

2007-01-25T23:10:00.000-08:00

Greattest song(s of alll time:1) Unforrgiven _(of course - is JOe song and the ulttimate - fogtget movie inspired by _(* IS LAME!)2- IF IT Time TO Partty IT Party time! " by band that do that song3 IT time to Party" by AWK!Tha it fo r nowyo firindJOe

2006-10-26T00:29:00.000-07:00

TIRED O lIVINg WITHOUG GIRL!!IT been too loong since the ultimmatiom, babby! Com on and back. JOe and Gilr can WOrkE it out! JOe love youou baby much more n hatred of lORd.JOe Love lyou mor en RUntscape of cours -i s only gamE!PLeease to GIR;:L:" FROm of JOE!"

2006-10-21T00:42:00.000-07:00

RED BERRY PIE!Wher it at!? Mus be havin: to aks you fo rplease! and please!so let JOe is knowin okay?PLeazxe!

2006-10-20T00:32:00.000-07:00

I CHallaENG YOU:To a Writer's Duel!Name is Joe McpuppEt and I will out write you , an OUt WRITE you and I WIl win in the Writers Duel between you an mE!And there TWO PEOPL who JOE is hopin to hear thi challenge:1) IS jimmY; Is my goo freend: name of JImmY Caan: who like a goo challeng and rise to: affer all: his GOdfadther!2) is SPEZIAL BOY: is HE: IS name of thi BLOG: IS CHRIST: IS JESUS: WHO

2006-10-19T01:01:00.000-07:00

COOL LINEES TO SEY IN A FIGHHT!My faforite: is tuatght to me by my freennd Bumpy: HE say: "You play roolette?" to guy he bout to hit. GUy sey: "Yes I playin the roolette!" Then Bumpy Sey: "Alway bet on black!" cuz he afrrican _+amarican!Me: I will seY: "You ar playin rooolette? What you bettin on?" Guy sey(WHO CARE:) AND JOE SEY: "Aalway bet on RED!" cuz is cooler of BLood: aND THEN joe HIt guy

2006-10-15T00:54:00.000-07:00

JOE ADVIce!(is monthhly coloumn)TOday: is : carepe deeum!Transaliationa: is : Seze the DAy!

2006-10-14T01:08:00.000-07:00

IN MOVIEPaassenger whjo about to die -- he say good by e to he wife on airplacne phone - then H e turn to he partneers in crime: they abou t to jump th e terroirsts and take over th plane :He say: LEt Roolll!!!SO HERE WHAT JOE THINKIng:What would JOe being saying (is jOe thinking):"Ideas:5. Let's go!4> Batter upp! (lik in baseball game)3 is: It time for JOE to step UP!! to2: (JOe LIke this one):

2006-10-13T01:25:00.000-07:00

UNITED 93!is gtreat moovie! is true stoory of wha hppen on that plane fliwht #93 on #11 Spetember! Septemembre 11!Is supper tense! And teense! Teerorist take ovr the plane!Favoirite: Parts: 1 - is when Passenger ask Terroirist: "Wht time is pleaze?" Terroroist look at wach and Passenrger say "Naptime!" an d hit him iwth karate khop! Other guy say "What you do?" Passenger say "I Hit he Snooze

2006-09-21T01:14:00.000-07:00

IS thiS thING on?! TEssting Testin!Is JOe apologiz for lack of abnsense of JOe! He backin in soon. IN soon. OSrry an dpormois!

2006-06-05T00:47:00.000-07:00

JImmY AT UFc _ Ultimaite FIighitng CDid he takk of JOe? NOE!Life is bbad

2006-04-20T01:24:00.000-07:00

NAME I(S JOE!Yououwould not beleiev hthe crazze sht that is happnin g in JOeLIFVE!NOt Believe!Wiaiit fo rit!@ HE BE BASCKNAM IS JOe STIL!

2006-03-29T02:03:00.000-08:00

DON'T DO COUNTIN OF JOE OUUT!!JOe is not out! He (nam is JOE!) is still gooing w2storng@!So,-- lot love! AN remember JOe now an then. He RETURN!when SPIRIT MOOve HIM! (haw2 an haw!)

2006-02-14T01:20:00.000-08:00

JIMMY MOOVIn to FRID!AY!An boy is he ppissed!mo mpisse d than Joe whn reachin of heaveN! and finiding no SHOW# by JEsus!@Is JMImmy That Pissed?Not suresooooooooooooooooooooooCHECK iN ON FRIDY!

2006-01-18T23:28:00.000-08:00

THANK - TO all JOE FREENDS!For all goo though t of GIRL!JIMMY !Q WHERE ARE YOU?>!

2006-01-17T23:44:00.000-08:00

IT'S IS NOT A PRAAYER!!!IT is: just: is to look in yo hearrt and think aboot what is goood an wwell and right abou you an aboot this plaent: and then to THINK aobut GiRL and her JObb innerview: in Altaadean!Got it? Goo!

2006-01-16T23:18:00.000-08:00

IT JOE AGAIN: WIth A PREYER REQUEUST!Ha : tha a luagh: tha JOe ever ask for a praaery to tha suckcker chist of up in Heaven:butJoe assing all goo friends; To ALL FRIEENDS: Even JImmy wehever is!THINK A SPEZIL THINK FO GIRL: who is going to BLendlae for the jov intervview!If LOving JOE (AND KNOWIN THA YOU DOO!) than do this!

2006-01-16T00:13:00.000-08:00

LITTLE JOe NEEDS TO FLY!!JOe need a SpaCE PLANE: fly past thiis atmoosopheer: intoot the spacce (thus of need of sppace PLane): AWEAY AWAY AQWAY! From this PLANET!!!THIS lOUsy PLanet: JOe is through with it:THis crazee PLane;t: With it: it one BIG problem: With It: HEaVEn ABOVE and HELL Below: and JOe and all othher like soulls: in between!THey no specil place of Hope in HEaven: JOE KNOw of

2006-01-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

POOR JOePooor JOe: wher is JIMMYU!?

2006-01-12T18:50:00.000-08:00

JIMMY WATCH: DAY THREEESTill is no JImY! Joe on the job: is on the JOB: and wooorking and lookinup and exppcet see JImmy! (Ol Firend!) and say Hey pally and wanna shoot of some hoops?!Well - no JImmy! NO Laas Vegas show: Is somehitng call of Criiminal MInd? IS what? A TV shoow? JOE tell what is NOT: IS NOTT A show starrin he ol frien JImmy Caan!JOe keep he eyes open: and repport in back soon:

2006-01-11T23:00:00.000-08:00

T STILL NO JIMMMY!WHa is : WHa in th WOrld: is GOINNG ON?!JOe is shoowin up a t th eoold sppot: where JEimy is : weher JImmy makin all the mooive magic of the SHOW: SHOW IS: LAS VEGAS SHow iwth JKIMMY ON ABC cannel 4: THAT WHere JoE at: where JImmy shoouild be:HE NOt here: HE = (equal) of JIMMY!!!COnffusned! IS: JOe!Woorired: Is: Joe!What Action: Is JOOe to tAKE!!!

2006-01-10T22:28:00.000-08:00

NO JIMMY!WHere I s JoE Friend: NAme is JImmY?HE not a t he woork place: is not where makking of the show: LAs VEgasSHow with JImmY Caan: on Channel 4 AVBC! JOe there todday: and NO JIimMY!Joe woorried: is JImmy okaY?

2006-01-09T22:31:00.000-08:00

OOF to SeE JIMMY TOomroow!Ben A LOONG time sinnce sieing the JImmy: what whiith he worok on the Los VEgas show: and JOe jmarriagge to GIrl: We bein busy!SOo mcuch cattch up on: how things Pally? HOw you Bein? How is the Wife? YOU happy may ghood friiedn?Geez: JOE may noot get a woord in heself! (HA and HAW: Is tha Famouus JOe sense OF huMOR: Get YOu eevery time!)O COurse, JOe askking many

2006-01-03T23:16:00.000-08:00

GOOD an LUCK TO GIIRL!IS JOe's GIRl: and needed of LUck todaay: is neew testt at NEw CLinic: If Passing: THEN IS off to GLLEndale FOrever! IS: A GOOD THiANG?WE Fininind out: SO; IF no plraying (Liiek JOE: HE (JOE) NO praaryNO MORE!) THen annn mAYBE A HAPPAY thought her Way: WAY OF GRIL!!OUT!

2006-01-02T01:31:00.000-08:00

END Of THE SENTURY!Check your Callarnders: CHrisitins Know i tall ready: BOok OF REvleaations REveals: IT ALL OVER IN TWO YEARS:That whhen JEsus Come back (if can geet off of Holy Couch forall of a seccond!)So: strong: US; we mus prrpeprpare: MusT PERPARE!TO KICK hi S MUUtohER FUCKING ASSS BACK TO HEAVEN!!@! \are you WITh JOe>?

2005-12-31T01:53:00.000-08:00

SO MANY WQUESTIONS!!Do our l9ittle friends : the cats: Milo and InkY: and the birds outsside; and the cute doogie in the courtyarD:are they goin to Heaven?Only JESU&S knows!AN that NUtherVUcker aint' talkin!HE DIDIN"T EVEN SHOW UP TO see Hi OLD FRIEND JO!SO...????

2005-12-29T01:28:00.000-08:00

CHRIST NEVER SHOOWED UP!!!SOME IDEIOTaked me the other day: "JOE" WHAT IS THE nAME OF YOur BLOG"?IT is caLLED CHRIST NEVER SHOOWED UP!And he didint'!

2005-12-27T00:54:00.000-08:00

JOe a JEW?IS: JeWISH!?HEre is a tanntiizling propoosition: Culd ol firend of you - NAME IS JOE:could JOe becom a JE2w!?I s a very good idea for manhy reasonS FOR JOE BEcome JEWUSH:HERE ARE:1) IS: As jEw: THER IS NO JESUS: thy no soonof GOd: and he name is CErutnly not Jeusus!2) IS This: NO JSUS WAiting in HEaven: cuxz no exist!3) no HEaven: as Joe so underrstand: so miss that LET down!!!4) no

2005-12-24T01:00:00.000-08:00

HER COME SATNA CLAWQS HERE COME SANNTA CALLw!ANd he comin FOr YOU!! (he and he: is: Joe famous Sensnof oHUmor!)WEll - is: is NOT: JOe favoiirte time of eyear with Birht of THE LOSER (see tibtle above) and rehash oof all that shi JOE go through not Too loonG a gO!But he: Joe: allrady get bEST PREsENT EVER: is: IS THI:IS GIRL LOVE! She bes Thing eEVer happen to JOe!So marry DIckmas~and all goo

2005-12-21T23:07:00.000-08:00

"IMJ a BIEliVER" by Neal DIAMondIs: a prrety sweet song: say JOe;even If JOe is noT!

2005-12-21T00:42:00.000-08:00

JOE Have FOROends:And this one aname is DIrty DAN!@:Here he thought on JOe last thinG:What's up with 'non-religious' people that 'believe that there is a heaven' but 'they aren't going'? How lazy and stupid can you be. Just kill yourself now why don't you?HERE is JOE: thi is JOe problblem: he (joe ) is goin to hEAven and not wAnt to go:NOT THANK YOU!BLOW OFF ONECE IS ENOUF FOR ONE LIFETIME!So

2005-12-19T22:25:00.000-08:00

SECNoD STAR on RIGHTT AND STRAIT ON TO MOORNING!FOr thoose still believing that the SUpeprSUCK (aska Jesus: aka J> CHRIST: Or TO: see title abobove) is waiitihg for you wiith open arms at perrly gate of HEaven: DREam on!HE there: but not waiiting fo YOU; He in THE ALLEY bllowing doobies with the band (an JOe kno from PErsonal Experienc)!But kkep on dreeamin if mus:And wisih upon astar while at it

2005-12-18T23:44:00.000-08:00

PRACHING TO THE CHOIR!that wha all used to sayy when Joe in Chcurch and the APastor teleling us wehat we all areaydy to believe!Whell, JOe fill this weay sometime too: He (Joe) is prraching to the INternet (wworld wide wib): aoub a HATE of JEsus1(tha all feel arlready??)If so: good: and JOOe keep on playin to the band!STRIKE UP The band MRs and Mr AMERikA1!

2005-12-16T21:49:00.000-08:00

JOe FUn Day!(is joeK: is sacrasm on JOe part: is aboibbve statemment:)See JOe mu s do a duuty for he sisiter: is diliver the asshes of her ded husbahnd to HE FamilY!:THis is JOe JOb cuz they is nuts and awulf ful people to JOe SITER!THEY mean- they do noot go to he FUneral:HAVE OWN!So It JOE job: take AShes to family (cuz of sitster cannot do).THey are fuucked up Chrisiitn: so no fun: CUZ HE (ded

2005-12-15T23:35:00.000-08:00

JOE Old FIREND: IS JERRY D!JERry D: Is JOe ol freend: from CHrsitian Schcoo: The GOOOD OL DAYS OF GOO LITTLE JOe!Here the KIcker: and whey JErry D is such a goood fridne (no laugh: is Tuyruth!) JEry D leavin Crhisitian LIfe LOOONG before ol JOe!SO: He a heero!PASTOR: "LIsten Little JOe and liisten good: that JEery D goong to Hell and you shoullld learn by he exxpample!"MRS. MCPUppet: "Yo bein

2005-12-15T00:42:00.000-08:00

GOod for ME!Girl is gooD for JOe!That the trutth!@

2005-12-14T00:45:00.000-08:00

ONe last THinJHOe is sottrry: he been rannaitng and ravin about JEsus Chris abign:but before he drop it :Her is last though;JESUS SUCK!

2005-12-12T23:54:00.000-08:00

COPY WRIHT PINDING!JOe is inudustriuous and nobodys Dummy! He is prparing for JHeusus Return: and this time: JOe READY!SO all Joe idea Nd phrases; copywriright: like DIe CHRIST! an "Get raedy DIe, Supersuck!" and "HEre som DEAth for you, JEsus!"DO noot trty these a t home-KIds: unless have a good lawyer!

2005-12-11T23:24:00.000-08:00

MOVE OVER HOLLYWOOD _HERE"S PASSION #3: REVENGE!STILL WAITING!@!!Whenen you a re on a roll, well JOe is on that roll! Even the chattttere chatter of that DUBM FUCK in Group , you know the type, chattter chatter, you mind turn offk but not todday when FRODO Say:"blah blah meds bla blah you scaareme blah blah callin nurese blah balh best film ever made(Joe ears perk up) blah blah "RUTURN OF KING":

2005-12-10T00:26:00.000-08:00

HAR D BEinG JOE!Cus HTis iJOE is worcking soo ahrd! ALways worcking: awlays tryin to prove the point:POINT?: IS THIS:JEsusu stood JOe up: jOe stilla live: where you gonna go her?REPeAT: Whwer yoU goonna GO from here?!

2005-12-08T21:55:00.000-08:00

SCDREENPLAY FOR SALE: "PASSION OF CHIRST II"' STill FO R SALE!!! HOLLYWOOD COLLING! FADE INN: Stone rolls waway. Jusus hobbles out, all bea t to shit, blleeding like amother. MArys ees him as sc4reams.cut tO:Apostles on the road:L Scary fucked up jesus appares. They preetend to not know him (who would) he is FUCKE D UP and bleedin everywhwer.CUtt to:{Parety: aposotles hanging: Jesus ruins the

2005-12-07T21:38:00.000-08:00

THIS FUnnY!At th work: Terrey alwys reall caarefkul aroujnd JOe when aRound the suubjoect of JEsus(And righht to be: jOe WILL goo off!@)HERe hte FUnnY: IS this: IS: JOe reectly learne that Clients (many of whooch) are to Belief that JOE IS A CHIRSITIN!which is HWy JTeery allways so careful@!!@@IS Thaat a HOot or whaT?!JOe a CHiristin.- Can't get oover that one! HA!

2005-12-06T23:41:00.000-08:00

theY sAY jOe LOVEs GIRLAnd thehy are croocetc -theya re RIGH!Despit all theh woork JOe doin: all for all of all: is a GRIND!: BU:NUmber ONe Thig to kNOw bout yho frind: NAME is JOE!: IS:IS: He lov a GIrl and theyh happyhily marrieyd and STIll liviing IN SIN!!ha ah ha tha famous JOE sense of Humorget ya ever timE!

2005-12-05T23:30:00.000-08:00

MOMenT OF LKEVITY!JOe Is; jus kickig bak! Enjoyin the JImmy show on the ABc Channel f4! JUs beeiing JOe and leleting the woorld floow over an aroun JOe: lik a Gookd Shit: is JOe: sitting and watchin he pal JImmy on the Tv: of the channel 4! A nubmber of ZOvbsrvations: many of whiich ar to amke the JOe; laugh!HEre is one: okay 1) Jimmy CAan (who is he PAl of JOe, thouugh not too muc of see

2005-12-05T00:46:00.000-08:00

Guess who's listening when you pray? NOT JESUS!"Dear Jesuss, now I lay me down to rewst..." Good LUCK! He's not listening.I'm Joe McPuppet! I've been to the placewhere Jesus whould answer your prayercalls if he felt like it, but DON'T HOLD YOUR breaTH! Right before the opearation, on my BRAIN, me and Jeremey prayed and said again, "Oh HJesus here our prayer, help Joe, etctrea, and if not, receive

2005-12-03T23:13:00.000-08:00

GET a CLUe DUMMNyS!!!PEople: THEY often sayin To JOe these dasy: ":saty There JOE, you life is suure gooing a lot btter =now that you tooghther with GIRL! You is happy and all CAQN KNow it in LOoking at FAce of JOE1! YOu no LOnger Bearring up soo many peple or workin in the mamking of the Porno MOivies: yoyu have GaInFULL inmploymint with Terry an a goo Frend in JImmY!IT Seem LIKe you arere NOT

2005-12-01T23:56:00.000-08:00

MO pYramiddS!JOE is watchijng yet in annother Videeo tape movie of aobut PYarmids (for he new job) and this one is wooorse than last:GUES how the PYRamids made abby BY WHO?You GUess it: By JESUS Of NAZASNOOZE: THe suckker CHRist: the looser (see title abooove for my beef with Him!)THisii is giiting reeal oboring reaal fast!!

2005-12-01T00:15:00.000-08:00

PYRA MIDS!!!Oh no, hhere we going againg. JOe is badck in worlk with Terry! and HTis time: isall aobut the fucgikng PYramids!If JOe is to understand ATALL the wyt of thi thing: is this: IS: PRYMAIDS Built to allow some little dudde to follow some path inside the dam thing : TO CRAWL ANG hurt self: and get to end: to what?BECOME ANOGHter JESUE?! ONE IS AENOUGH!Joe will hurt all invooolved in

2005-11-29T23:35:00.000-08:00

GUESAST: PETERIam JOe's Firend: Peter" and I hate hippys!End of stoory.

2005-11-26T01:08:00.000-08:00

FEEd anBACXKIt seems that all of you are the sick and the titieird of JOE LOVE;EXAmples?JOE Love GIRLJOe Lovin the JIMMY(goffather)JOe is the thloovingt of live!SO: okay: JOe is awwarie of problem: is listenin : Has his ear to the puelse of the Generation: OKa?WHat wannT? WANT? IS HATE?!Wehll, JOe i full of thaaT: and Hatting most ofall: all of times; He hate JESUs of the Succker: but NOOO Not

2005-11-23T00:05:00.000-08:00

JIMMy in DOGville:THiis is JimmY grettest role: for he is pplaying a character who we are all calling: GOD!He is GOD an dhe kill us all! THi is JOe apoininon: and mor to cdome!(So stuydy all of film and MEet Back at JOe placce (Here) llater:)NAME is JOE1!occoupation: Film ccrittican hA!

2005-11-21T22:48:00.000-08:00

JIMMY CAAN IS DEAD! DEAD!James Caan Is dead!IS: JOe worstt nightmare (expcept to be bacck in Heaven talkiking to you KNOW WHO?~!): BUt is FORTUNNATE: IS NOT TRUE!JIMMY LIVE! He is JImmy and is alivve and JOe frieend for mmany many year to ocome!THIs a happy joe!!

2005-11-20T23:53:00.000-08:00

OAKY!Here the que4stiong: What if JImmy diy! ?! He migh diy tomororow: they keep tellin Joe on TV shows news.WHA T IF it TURUE? What if True? What happn to you ol Friend NAM is JOE?!

2005-11-15T00:41:00.000-08:00

EERRYFirs JImmy grow the gooatie:" which JOe is having.THEN: JImmy is groowing jus the mustagche! Well, Gueess who jus shav to haveing only the MUstcach:NAME is JMOE!Weiird and weedird.. NOw temllme that JImmy not dyin soon!

2005-10-30T23:23:00.000-08:00

TRHank YOu tAhnk YOU JIMMYfor the niiice of Birthday parrsent for he Friend JOe: is a car-detailin kit! This com in handy nex time Joe is viisiting Jimmy hous in LOng Beach, eh? Is a laugh between Jimmy and he ol friend JOe and allso a way of JImmy sayin "I sall GOOD, JOe, friend of liftime - an expectin all ikin of goo tididngs from you frien JImmy and spezil messages on the JImmy Show on ABC

2005-10-29T00:43:00.000-07:00

JOE BIIRTHDAy Sing Hallleujah and alll that shii5t!for on this day blah an blah

2005-10-23T01:46:00.000-07:00

MR MaJESTYKThis: "the one filme this year which will be touchin the Hero in all oof us!"What say: is about a Melon famrer: ande JOe is not look to be touuched by any thing: not even a heRo insie: only touchin goooing on roun her by the Girl: who is GIRL WHO is JOe Girl:Charley Bronson RIP from J.O.E.((and no thannks for th tip to JImmy R (not Jimjmcy C) to JImmY R: who work at Blcokbuster!

2005-10-21T11:18:00.000-07:00

"EVERYBODY KNOWS EVVERYTHING!"WEll: IF ASKIN JOE: that a bunch of bullshi*t!an pardn mu Frinch ther JImmy bu tha the GOoddam TRUTH!!

2005-10-17T23:47:00.000-07:00

KID JOeJoe liisstinn to the radio in Chiccago: (in bak oof a limo PPoeples!) and here of the new rock of thw rock stylings of one Kid ROock: he rulle;MY Name is JOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEE! JOe MCpUPPET!baditty bawditta baw diita baw baditty!!!!

2005-10-17T01:09:00.000-07:00

AMERICAN PSYCCHOThis moovie disturb JOE on manyh many levels: for xample: he own many suits?! all about where eat luch and dinner? WHO IS THIS GUY?Joe hav a ilitle troubl rlelatingjust my thouht

2005-10-16T00:07:00.000-07:00

OH SHOOOT!JOe Not knoowing much about Footoball game: but appparennetly this bad: USC winSooo much wookr for you freend s JOe in durnk and unhappy freends to take to beed in hotel in Chicago: much woork and many headtactches for JEo.but all worse morrow in plane: but on plane hoeme to he GIRl!(so noo complaiaints)

2005-10-15T09:17:00.000-07:00

ENTOURAGGEDeaar readder is asking self: (and assking of Joe: is JOE; iS ME!) "why yau in Chiccago, the windy ciity of city by vhe baY!?" "What yoa dooing way out of there, JOe?!"IS a good qauesiton: IS!: so : Well JOe?Truith is that JOe has mjuch mor many freends than just to mentionhere; is not all JIMmy this and tERRY that: and all Joe's Goo friends name of JOshua Larson or of EG and all he

2005-10-14T19:55:00.000-07:00

WINNDY SITY!This is CHaigo Joe: writing from Chicago of ILlionois USA! He is sening shout out to all of frieinds: to Jimy to ALl in LAs VEgas to Piiiser and R-Peet a and all goo friends.ESppcially to say HEy to Girl: who JOE is looving much and many mnay long times! And soon! WHN Joe getting back: eh be lovving his Girl very much (wink and winking).So untiitl then: it you man in the Citty: IS

2005-10-06T21:27:00.000-07:00

HEY JIMMY: I GOT YOUR MESSAAGEHere is MEASSAGGE FOR YOU!(THis a Openn LETter to JOe's frieind JImmy Caan);JImmya, as know, I you frieend and ass such JOe is wwatching you show JImmy Cann iN LAs VEgas every Monnday nighht on the ABC channel 4. As allso you konwing, Jimmy Caann, you ooffen in haabit of inclluding privete messages to yo firennd JOe in your show on ABC channel. THese messages

2005-09-26T22:11:00.000-07:00

LASANGA RECIPEwhat do you thiiink of that?ASK JOE!!!

2005-09-26T00:24:00.000-07:00

BOY's TOWNDi d JOe ever tell youu about he Time in BOys Town?IS: a place for trrouble kid: is a spezil pelace: is in Nebraska: (IS A STAte neAR COLORAODO) (AT LEast that wher Mrs. McpUppet drop joe at Buss sation: Colorado - it a 12 hour bus fro there-but many stops - so not "as crrow fly" if n get Joe meanning..)..TheyBOYSTOWN try to install faith and happinneyes in cyoung kids: and do a dammn

2005-09-25T00:41:00.000-07:00

THER IS NO ONE JOe would rath er have at he sideWHEN-- closing deal withh Grman Contadct-- makking droopin parkkin lo in StAAtion: miiixing in wiith croowd at tha party- goo hding plaacceJOe ONE luckckyf ella to have a GRil : such as Girl!

2005-09-23T00:25:00.000-07:00

TAK A TOUUR THROUGH GIRL AN JOE LAND!! (STOP #1)On you riright y0ou see: a sfathful rectration of a dinner date wi some spilling of coCsmoPOlitln at menntion of word "DIgby"tak a momen to obbserve the look of love on JOe's face; pleease to observe ethe loss look on othter peeople face -- they nnnever know a love such as JOe and GIrls...our rid e continute now, please to keep hand and ffets

2005-09-22T23:59:00.000-07:00

MO Observations oN CHRLY BRONSONIS: making of a MOdel shop: IS Wacthcin a gril die: IS throowing nives at a Board: iS Tkaking of pislls at nigh (Cannot sleep?): IS going Marrine land and geeting all bugged at Chilcdren makin noise _ he wanna see some fish gooddamnit!CHARLY DO NOT LIKE THEM DOCCORS EIther! JOe can relatte (givien he hsitory and where they send JOe: to meet of MAker (SUcker Christ)

2005-09-22T23:33:00.000-07:00

JOe CATCHinG UP ON THE MOVIIIES!You see: part of poorblem beeing JOe is that: Missed all mvies groowing up!You seee: JOe was brroughtin up in aa very CHrsitian HOUsellhold by MRs. Mcpuppet (an much annger on THat TOpic!)SO: see: they no movvies aloowed: no seccular movivies: and we call Blocokbuster Vviideo=Sinbuster! AKA: no go for lil JOe!Well, all channgin now: so JOe gettin a reall good

2005-09-21T00:17:00.000-07:00

QUEWSTION:R U The GIIRL?an ANsSWER IS: NO! you aree not: GIRL is GIRL (GIrl who is JOe Wiffe: Nam is GIRL!!!)PAinT A PIcKTure OF JOe foor YOU: HERE is yoou ffirend JOe: NAm is JOe!) siiting on a couuch wattchin a TV show starrin T-Boz and CHilli: in piccutre you perhapps notice a beeeaufiul woman/lady/ a GIrl and She is JOe GIrl an she layiin her prrety head on JOe lap: in picture prrhaps you

2005-09-20T00:02:00.000-07:00

MO APOlLIXGES:THis TIme TO JIMMY!JOe missing the firrs par of your big show to nighT! SOoo soorry AND KNOWING IT THE PRREMEIRE OF JIMMY SHOW IN LAS VAGAS: and please accept tof the appolizgiexs. Have a good excucuse and will tell you when speak : but pleas to forgiv you fororend JOeALSO: JImmy: iff any spezil instuructions to Joe THat YOU telling JOe ON YOU SHOW (as is ourr custuom - you and mee)

2005-09-19T00:51:00.000-07:00

GIRL ASS JOE To POSS THIS:IS: ABOUT WEEDDING: IS GIRLs THOUGHTS IN A NUTSHELE:(SHE, is Girl, NO! is JOe'S GIRL!)SHe wann Joe to poss the lyrics to Kangaroo song, and it go all aobut her Sweet dreams all about lil JOe - IS luckies GUy: is JOe!So here is: For GIRL: is lyurics to Kagaroo song;SPOKEN:There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself uponto one elbow and 'e turns to

2005-09-17T01:04:00.000-07:00

JOE APOlLOGIXZEJOE APPOOLOGIZEDEARRESZT FRIIENDS:JOe'm sorry HE couldnt be mo re FROthcomming bout the newlocation of the "JImmy CAnn in Las Vegas" show. JOe hope all understandthat JoE had get Jimmy's okay firRS!Well, he *(JIMMY!) begive JOe the thumbs-up on JOe recomENdati=aon tHA TrusTWOORTHY (IS FRINEDSof JOe) so JOe now candiscloSe to ALL of RFRENDS that JIMMY have move LAs VEGAS SHhow to

2005-09-16T00:24:00.000-07:00

GUESS WHAT?!If n GIrl turn to JOe to moorow and saY:1) I a actual dolphinn and pretend be human beinor2) IS THIS: IS: I movin aLaska and you mus to folllowor IS:three) GOing: my cat and me mus lsleep in bed you will find quuarter ina KItty Kabana4) this the space gun turn you to msuh where you no olonger find anything funny ever or all again5) I love our Saviour Jesusb Crhis our LOrdGUESS WHA:JOE

2005-09-15T01:14:00.000-07:00

WEDING RECPTION (Mo infoor mation for YOu)Soorry if JOe foroget to mentino: if not obviouous in privious woords (to seeingBELOW) on this subjec: SUbject IS: Joe wedding:JESUS NOT INVITEDso this pretty much of seel it: JOe and Jessues: OVERJOe and GIRl: FoEverAs the POIET SAY: to see is Beileve! (or sujmthing perffec like tha) An POET also Saying; "Love love" or words of that eefeect!THESE WORDS

2005-09-14T00:23:00.000-07:00

BESST! SUPPER! EVER!!!JOE WONner!WONNER THIS:When Jesbus gatheherd thenm friends aournd the table THE LASS SUPPER: ("everyone on this side plese for the photo!, riht?) WHAT THEY talk abouT!?! (supoosedly bread=flesh(yuck)and blood=wine(lame?!) SO COM'N! REWALLYWHAT JESUSBY TALK AOUGBT WITH ALL GOOD AN BES FRENDS AT LASS SUPPER!?QUESTON CONTINUE:When Nixxon kneeling on the flloor of the Oval

2005-09-10T23:06:00.000-07:00

GOONA BE A PARWTYTell ya all about it tommorrow: and don't worry< JKIMMY< Jooe will call you back with all deatails!WIth LOVe from JOe!

2005-09-09T23:08:00.000-07:00

LIKE the CLOCK SAY:Is twoo days away from he an GIRl big partty:Better gettin some ress!(Much lovin las night tooo!)

2005-09-09T00:17:00.000-07:00

JIMMY HANGOVOVERJImmy callin and callin: AGIN: tryin APologoize fro the last of night!JOE to JIMMY: LOok pally (in your parlance - jOE usuing your plarlance; Meanin YOU waY talk)< JOe saying: you is onlly makin woorse with all the calls of apolozgize.Listen up: I lov eyou man. They is no need for the calls and the giffs and the pleedge of love of Joe and of lOve of GIRl. IT all cool man. Know

2005-09-08T02:29:00.000-07:00

BIG - NIGHT FOR JOe POSTINManny post by JOe: Here explanaaition;1) is so in LOVE with a GIRL nam IS; GIRL!2) cannot sllleep:whY?Explaintain Of 2) first! GO LIKE this:JImmy kepp a callin' and a callin:Joe pikin up phone this time: converation gor like this;JOE: Jimmy you bin drinkinJIMMY CaAN: joE YOU OLN y person I confide in peronsal like an love complet: pleas to listo n to myh tale of woe: I

2005-09-08T02:28:00.000-07:00

SONG GOOING THROUGH oF JOe's HEAD: GO LIKE this: "never met a girl lik GIrl beoforre"Well, is no spruprise, (note to JOe; From JOe):IS NO GIRL lik GiRl!duh!

2005-09-08T02:22:00.000-07:00

JIMMY Caan CALLINan CallinJOe no tim for Jimmy shi - he got a REdccoption to plan for: and much lovin of GiRL to atten to!SO JImmy mus wait!He at the Gorotto: is Hef's place:okay Jimmy - jus wait it ou!JOe be there for you latter!a promis

2005-09-08T01:17:00.000-07:00

GIRL FUN!Is NAm OF THat GAM!!!

2005-09-07T02:24:00.000-07:00

MiSSING THOSE HANDS"tallented!"misisn them!!! an That SUppER Swweet face attachd to THem!!NAME is GIrl! (my love of live, my special flower - my wife!)

2005-09-07T00:08:00.000-07:00

DISCOOVREYJOE no LIcke when someoboddy CROWDING my GIRL!no likcke at all!!

2005-09-05T00:21:00.000-07:00

SEZ wiTH DEAD PEopLE?C'mon peopole! JOE SAY: Get an life!NO more e-jmails about this topoic : Or about lenght Joe penis (8 inch penis BTGW) or "Luryics" (excuce say JOe: what is a"LUryic?") Get WITh it!This blog is about love! (and about hattred of JEbus Christ sucker loster an dick head all time!) so plese to read it: read about love! REad about love between a GIrl and a JOe! An Hate JEbsus a

2005-09-04T02:29:00.000-07:00

RE MEMBER THE ALLAMO!!!is borin

2005-09-02T23:59:00.000-07:00

JOE BOUT TO BURRSTHe soio happy an in love in with GIrl!and he Marry her!as the kiids are sayin "IS all Good!"mo later

2005-09-01T22:52:00.000-07:00

JOE is N CHOKED D UP!IS JOE! IS bestt THING ever Haappen to thi JOE! IS MAAREIED GRIL>Is all chokecd up! CAQNNOT SPPEAK:BUT WHEN DO:JOE GOONNNA SPPEAK N VOLUMES!!!Satay TUneED!

2005-08-28T02:17:00.000-07:00

TODAY IS DAY!!!JOe marrieage: and tieing of Knote: an d of sayin "I DO" and til death of part and all ov the good good stuff!WIshsing him (andn to GiRL toO) muchc luck!~ (I hopping that you do!)THank you!

2005-08-27T03:12:00.000-07:00

JOE BACHCLER PAWTTYgoood. HE siingin "HEartlinhght" and thinkin "Buttlight" and dreammina litle dream of GIrL as singin/thinkin an dDreamin!

2005-08-25T23:47:00.000-07:00

JOe CANNOT WAIT]to be maaried to GIRL

2005-08-24T22:59:00.000-07:00

EqUEL OPPPORTUNITY JOeHERe: JOe begin a irregular straditon, wherrin he allow other voiices speak out on the SUBJEKT AT HAND!Here what ol Freend E.G> have say about JOe old pal JEBUs!"Had Crhist nOt risen freom the dead, and the story ended affer his Crucifixion, then the his life would be remember as the story of a great teacher betrayed, as a stoory of failure not of triumph. WEll, this is what

2005-08-23T22:21:00.000-07:00

"WHERe YOUR MAGIC NOW, KING?"This is JOe favorite line form his favooirite new movie: is Called Hall Of Cruciifixion: and it play on the hour in Gllendale. HAW HAW! Make JOe laugh everry Time!!!