CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

WELL GUESS WHAT?

Terry love Joe agin!

MY DAY AT SOLAR POWER PLACE -by JOE McP

What? What ask you is JOE do in g at some place which teach bout Solar POwer? DOING WHAT JOE DO! AND HEY DOn'T JOE alwaYS!
WHat aks you DOES JOE DO at solar-place?

Well Joe do copy dhe HEE RUN THE Coppy Maching. And aslo

ALSO do job for Terry: WHIch is: He watch the wrriters.
JOE job is really keep eye on writers (two) an make sure they do what Terry want. OR bust a head.

Jus for fun: HERE is they (wrriters) Skedeudcle for this day--WHICH JOE JOB was make them do it!

4 am: L wake an write some shit bout sun god and history of said sun god (Ra, Helio, blah blah)
8 am: T enter office and redo that L write shit.
10 am: L and T do write on some shit about solaaar expert: he a expert on solar
1NOON: Read the stotory to Terry
RE WRITE and RE WRITE THE THING UNITL 3
and PRINT (TAKE REAAAL LLLLOOOOOON GTIME)
ACTOR come in at 3 and reeead story out-loud
EVERY BODY LISTEN --
THE WRITERs finsih it
JOE HOME BY dinner.

CEPT -- actuor suck! And priinter take loooong time. ANd
GET THIS SHIT: some DICK who invest money or some shit HE SHOW UP and hear the actor and maka all kind of comments
and everyone say OH DICK, you so smart we must change ALL For YOU. HE (get this) real name is TICKLE.
JOE like TICKLE this guy -- TICKLE HIS HEAD with a chunk of PAVemNET!

SO when Joe get home? LAATE!
Besides, Terry bad mood today: he only have ONE hoooker last night!
Poor Terry
Pooer JOE!
Poor READER must read all this.

Listen up Jesus - you got a fffriend on "the list" ; is name of TIcklE~!

JOE LEARN MORE AT JOB

JOe learnning all the Time and it is this: Frank Oz who do mupppet ss (not puppets like JOe mom) used RENT real sick porno.
Who tell JOe this?: WHY TERRY COURSE, Joe boss.

Mor booooooring Solar pwoer shit. "harnessw awwesome power of the orb" and "Ra, Sun GOD" ande "OL Sol". blah blaqh.

But quick trtip to moss romantic place on earth: Which is: parking lot at Hamburger Place: Where Joe kiss Girl one time and now KISS her again.
WisH Joe he still kisssing her.
BUT JOE mus wreite for loyal fans and DO IT ALL FOR YOU, loyal fans, that is Joe MOTTO.
That an KIll Jeesus Someday!

JOE HAS TWO MOTTOS!
And a woody.

JOE FIRST DAY A NEW JOB

Sso Joe learn all bout Sollar Eneergy tday. What he learn is thi: IS BOOOOOOORING!

How joe get in job LIke this: IS Terry course. HE teach JOe no bout Hookers, but JOe learn a bucnch more from Terryt odday:

Joe learn: Glen Ford fuck a dead girl-- and that Rlandolph Scott Gay-- and Jack Ccasssidy burn death in own appartment. Which is cool:L if JOE KNOW WHO FUCK these peaople are?!

NO Joe rather go back bust heads fo Jimmy. BUt must bring home d bacon for Girl(or strawberries: Joe must bring home strawbeerries.)

(And woolud end here with song that dwarfs sing about Hi and HO and go to work but not remember words)

bye

NEWS UPDAATTEE !
FROME WORLD OF JOE!

Many ittems:

1) Table work! Girl an Joe play spirated game morning this! Joe likke LOTS feel of table and of grip on paddle and heart b eat in her ass! (QWait, that ping pon? OR Joe in bedd with GIrl?!)

2) JOE HAV NEW HERO: Name is -- Arpeeta. She who walk up a mile thruough unlit graveyard and take SHORTCUTS (up "stone ssstairs" are they stairs OR?!) JOE may do the opppoosite of respecting (what c all this?) of dead (HE ONE ONCE) Bu t this is some thang where there is not a preccedent (What call tha?) JOe like her and call his friend?

3) JOE GO WORK TERRY -- tomoorowow: Terry promise to pay some, but also TEACH JOE bout Solar Power and Sex With Hookerrs: JOe eager learn bout both~!

4) THIS SATURDAY: BLAST OF PAST: FROM BIBLE SCHOOL: WHICDH JOE ATTEND IN POUGHKEEEPSIE: WHICH IN STATE NEW YORK:
A FRiend NAME OF STEVEN come all way from NEW YORK to save Joe sou;lo. He want save JOe SOUL!

STEVEN in for surprpise. SOUL NOT up fro grab no more. BVelong NOT CHRIST, belong NOT SATAN,

BElong to GIRL. Heart and Soul!

Yuou knoqw that song have sing in Churhc: "HE not HEavy, He my Brother"
JOe singing this: "SHe not crabby, She my baby!"
Baby=GIRL -- FYI (for those not get)

Okay. News update finish. NAme is Joe. Sleep. Dream. Girl. Good.