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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!
Saturday, March 26, 2005
INTENTIONAL MUSIC!
DOnold Trump is speeking to GIRL in her dream: SAY:"In the timme you take to figger out if thata music shoold be catalogueized as Intentional Muisic or Experrimental Music, I have faathered a son, built a empire, made billions off dolllars!"
How LONG is THAT?
Is ONE EVniNG of GIRL spending in JOe bed!
In whiich time: LISSEN UP DONAOLD: JOE doin folllowing:
insertting of pennis inside of GIrl: Leaving theere!: folllow by somje mooving aroun: much groan from JOE and from GIRL som verry nice sounds inddeed: folllow by som Squirtin by Joe wit accomppanyhing hoootin and hollerin!
RePEAT PROCess 3 or4 TImex!
Tha is whaat you call, "Intenetional music"
EJnoy your BiliIONS Sir!
DONOLD: YOU FIRE!
DOnold Trump is speeking to GIRL in her dream: SAY:"In the timme you take to figger out if thata music shoold be catalogueized as Intentional Muisic or Experrimental Music, I have faathered a son, built a empire, made billions off dolllars!"
How LONG is THAT?
Is ONE EVniNG of GIRL spending in JOe bed!
In whiich time: LISSEN UP DONAOLD: JOE doin folllowing:
insertting of pennis inside of GIrl: Leaving theere!: folllow by somje mooving aroun: much groan from JOE and from GIRL som verry nice sounds inddeed: folllow by som Squirtin by Joe wit accomppanyhing hoootin and hollerin!
RePEAT PROCess 3 or4 TImex!
Tha is whaat you call, "Intenetional music"
EJnoy your BiliIONS Sir!
DONOLD: YOU FIRE!
Friday, March 25, 2005
MANY NEW WONDDERS!
Joe SEE soomuch mroe many thing in LIFE; since MEETING WHO?
MEETHING GIRL (Not suckker mention above): IS GIRL!
So many wonnerful things in this WOrlD: Thins Joe neever even see: nevr notic: neever evvan knwing exxist!
PEacock! Is cool: big: make a fan-like objeect with tial: is like a FAN!
Watterfall in own city! (Is a waater fall BUT ina a city!) cool
How a smilie on a face makin Joe feel all mush and swwweet in side (face is GIRL)
How siringe work! 9 FAScinaaintg!
Even a tirired Girl who yawnning: is swweetest soun and she lookiin so bEaUtifull! (GIRL AGIN)
So all is aw wonderuous worold of disiscorvy evryday in JOE WORLD!
Espcially now GIRL in it an
SuckerKing is dead (for now)!
Joe SEE soomuch mroe many thing in LIFE; since MEETING WHO?
MEETHING GIRL (Not suckker mention above): IS GIRL!
So many wonnerful things in this WOrlD: Thins Joe neever even see: nevr notic: neever evvan knwing exxist!
PEacock! Is cool: big: make a fan-like objeect with tial: is like a FAN!
Watterfall in own city! (Is a waater fall BUT ina a city!) cool
How a smilie on a face makin Joe feel all mush and swwweet in side (face is GIRL)
How siringe work! 9 FAScinaaintg!
Even a tirired Girl who yawnning: is swweetest soun and she lookiin so bEaUtifull! (GIRL AGIN)
So all is aw wonderuous worold of disiscorvy evryday in JOE WORLD!
Espcially now GIRL in it an
SuckerKing is dead (for now)!
Thursday, March 24, 2005
GIRL SOO SMART!
She accing exam: or tesst: or wwaht is: IS convvining Paroole OFf that she goo -c lean - an bess reprimandded into cussody of one JOe McP!@
So now sehe all mine! (mos time)!
Goo rest of day too:
we (JOE AN GIRL)
-- buyin egss for Eastter egg hun
-- booilin eggs and thiinkin about what color and whwere hide
-- much tood tlk in and out of BED
-- SCoRing (for my babay) now she havin own stash: and it here: IT IS AT JOE"S!
Soo H)PPAY JOE: And HOPING ALL HAPPY OUT IN World!
SPecila wishe s to all! on GOOD FRIDAY (tomororw0) whic is SOOOOOO GOOD cuz the SuckerFUCK of FUCKs is DEAD! (*at leas for now)!
HappY THOUGHTS ALL!
She accing exam: or tesst: or wwaht is: IS convvining Paroole OFf that she goo -c lean - an bess reprimandded into cussody of one JOe McP!@
So now sehe all mine! (mos time)!
Goo rest of day too:
we (JOE AN GIRL)
-- buyin egss for Eastter egg hun
-- booilin eggs and thiinkin about what color and whwere hide
-- much tood tlk in and out of BED
-- SCoRing (for my babay) now she havin own stash: and it here: IT IS AT JOE"S!
Soo H)PPAY JOE: And HOPING ALL HAPPY OUT IN World!
SPecila wishe s to all! on GOOD FRIDAY (tomororw0) whic is SOOOOOO GOOD cuz the SuckerFUCK of FUCKs is DEAD! (*at leas for now)!
HappY THOUGHTS ALL!
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
JOE SEE GIRL!!
Bin too loong: 12 day: how diD JOE amake it?! How lil JOe (Iff gittin") make it?
Good new:s: is: Girl plenny horry affter all time in LockUP: so JOE is Happy now: and sort of smilling in a ssatified sor of way; ahhhhh Girl
MOR GOo NEWS!: Girl meet wit New P.O> tomororow: and JOe is workin it and bein craffy: he figurin way make Parole O think JOE PLACE as Girl primamary resdinece! THen JOe see Girl all the mor: that way: Joe seein Girl pleenny!
JOE IS ALWAYS THINNING!:an craffy too
BIN- GOOOO!
Bin too loong: 12 day: how diD JOE amake it?! How lil JOe (Iff gittin") make it?
Good new:s: is: Girl plenny horry affter all time in LockUP: so JOE is Happy now: and sort of smilling in a ssatified sor of way; ahhhhh Girl
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JOE IS ALWAYS THINNING!:
BIN- GOOOO!
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
JOE DOWN
JOe alway a littl ddeprssed aroun this TIME of YEAR:
HJistorically - righ now, Ssucker King is DEAD! Is dead an in fugging grave!
But....
very soon he comin' back
WHY?!
WHY WON'T YOU STAY DEAD?!
JOe alway a littl ddeprssed aroun this TIME of YEAR:
HJistorically - righ now, Ssucker King is DEAD! Is dead an in fugging grave!
But....
very soon he comin' back
WHY?!
WHY WON'T YOU STAY DEAD?!
Monday, March 21, 2005
IT MONDAY NIGH _ TIME FOR JIMMY!
The Candidetes jus lef: rowddy bucnch: theese guys: wanna be par of Joe Team: bu nooone passin the test!
Dis courage: sinc Jimy Caan in Vegas Show go way for bsketbbAL: 2 whole weeK: Joe bin wathcing much GODfadther(DVV): and see how JImy have a TEAM: is vito: is blonnie: is fat guy: JKIMY TEAMin OLd day(Jimmy many time rrmeinmise) shootin MOE gren in eye! IS GOOD memeory's of JImy:that Jimmy have
SO JOE TEAM: need TEAM
Well, recruit: is not hard; all lovin/fearin JOE: Joe a minnauter JESUS(xcpt not lame)like He!
All TOUGH all tkae JO Hit hardes and tke it!: but
NONE SEEING JIMMY MESSAG NIGH ON TV:
SOOOOOOO CLEAR:
"I wan these peopl out o my casino. now."
some lady: "bu Daddy, they hav fans who buy up all rooms in cassiono, daddy.'
JimmY: "all roooms?"
some lady: "yes daddy: they have fans who buy up all rooms in cassino, daddy.'
JIMMy: "what nam e of these fellas:"
lady: "Polyphhinic Spree"
JOE KNOW; is TEST JOE LOOK FOR: turn to grou:"okay all LISTEN up and LISTEN good and jus ass one and ass one ollnly - wha Jimmy say faeelas name is?!?"
EASZY: BUT
NO ONE GET!
OUT OUT OUT!
Thi gonna be toughr Joe THiNk: that JImmy; a tassmasser!!
The Candidetes jus lef: rowddy bucnch: theese guys: wanna be par of Joe Team: bu nooone passin the test!
Dis courage: sinc Jimy Caan in Vegas Show go way for bsketbbAL: 2 whole weeK: Joe bin wathcing much GODfadther(DVV): and see how JImy have a TEAM: is vito: is blonnie: is fat guy: JKIMY TEAMin OLd day(Jimmy many time rrmeinmise) shootin MOE gren in eye! IS GOOD memeory's of JImy:that Jimmy have
SO JOE TEAM: need TEAM
Well, recruit: is not hard; all lovin/fearin JOE: Joe a minnauter JESUS(xcpt not lame)like He!
All TOUGH all tkae JO Hit hardes and tke it!: but
NONE SEEING JIMMY MESSAG NIGH ON TV:
SOOOOOOO CLEAR:
"I wan these peopl out o my casino. now."
some lady: "bu Daddy, they hav fans who buy up all rooms in cassiono, daddy.'
JimmY: "all roooms?"
some lady: "yes daddy: they have fans who buy up all rooms in cassino, daddy.'
JIMMy: "what nam e of these fellas:"
lady: "Polyphhinic Spree"
JOE KNOW; is TEST JOE LOOK FOR: turn to grou:"okay all LISTEN up and LISTEN good and jus ass one and ass one ollnly - wha Jimmy say faeelas name is?!?"
EASZY: BUT
NO ONE GET!
OUT OUT OUT!
Thi gonna be toughr Joe THiNk: that JImmy; a tassmasser!!
Sunday, March 20, 2005
NO SHIT!
A party with thirty-five women an d JUst JOE!
Yaa cannt make this shit UP: it IS JOe's LIFE!
Too bad for them - he taken (IS; name is Girl, ladiees: step oof!)
WHO IS THIIS JOE?!!! HOiw he ggettin soooo funky?>!
A party with thirty-five women an d JUst JOE!
Yaa cannt make this shit UP: it IS JOe's LIFE!
Too bad for them - he taken (IS; name is Girl, ladiees: step oof!)
WHO IS THIIS JOE?!!! HOiw he ggettin soooo funky?>!
