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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, May 14, 2005

JO STILL HATTING THE CHRIST
AN SURE HATE THA BONO!

He still hate: he do: your friend -- Name is JOE!

bu harder to concntrate upon: upon hatrred: when soo vry in love: Joe is!

Is THIS GOOD thing: ???
lets see:

1) JOe happy
2) JOe very ahappy
3) more good: JOe perhaps niccer people round
4) Joe amkiing GIRL happy - he hopin! IF so: bes thing all!!!

HERE IS DOWNSIDE:

a) Less productiive on the hate angle: aka plootting kill Jesus - OR working on over due screenplay for Passions of CHrIST part TWO: JOE REVENGE!, otherr projects likin the building of temple of JOE, etrc...
b) boooring blog enntryes?
c) perhapps misising things to hate: perhapps to obssess over sooome little detial: builid to big thing and: to rage and rage: also reasons to actin out!

HERE PERFEKTT example: JOe jus brek a gllss he clleaning! DO JOE yell and curse the son of God and review all history with saiid looser?!

No - JOe tak a perfekttly good opportunity to doo some ovver due clleaning of kitchen.

IS THIS NEW JOE?! WHA HAPPEN?!

Friday, May 13, 2005

DISSTURBING DSICOVERY!!

so JOe chilllin with his new hoomies : his swwing bachllor friends with the coollest cribn: and one again we bee prracticing the tunes t o put the looverlies in the mooood:

JOE woorkin on some tuns for he GIRL: the fellas are croooning they usual show tune and Cher coovers (WHICH JOE Thinkin not to woork on the laddies: BUT THEY THE EXPPERTS!)

so JOe fool around FOR JOKE he sing a soon g by haated Boneo: by the much haated Boono:

BAD NEWS: JOE Sooundin PRETTY GOOD! (boys agrreing) Ohh shit, a FLUCK "thikking JOe" so siiing a nother one "BAD"

And IT SOUND GOOD TOO! THIS IS VERRY "BAD" neeWS!!!

THIS A PROOOBLM OF BIBICLIAL PROOPPORETINS!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

PROLLY GTTING prETYY BOOREING FOR ALL

But : IS THRUTH: when Girll in JOe bed - all life is good
'is all good" as the kids is sayin

WHAATA JOE to DO: HE gootta tell THE TRUTH

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

GIRL MUCH n BEETER

an thannk you for all to all for all concenred! Kindiness is woonderufl !

Joe sooo very ovvery joyed -- it alllmost woroth how sad and woory Joe wwere yestterday.

I Teach you a gamme now: IT call COwboy NInja Munkye! Here how woork. It likke Rock and Sccicers and the Paper!

COwboy have a gun - so he shoot the NNjinja in the ey: NInja have quiick hand s so he chop up the munkey: and munkey have tteeths so he biiting the coowboy in the neck!

TRY AT HOME - it fun way to seetle argguements! And makke a preety good namme for a company somme day thinking JOE!

g"NIGT TO ALL - mnnay mor kisses and fooot touchin for Giril later

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

GIRL SICK

Joe feelin hellpless!! Like wanna die!
Some parts of thiis love thing jus suck

Monday, May 09, 2005

DID JOE MENTAION?

HE happy beyon beleif?!

HE IS!
GIRL AND JMCP FOREVER!!!

Sunday, May 08, 2005

ALL THe MOOTHERS!

Haqppy day from JOe! IS a diifuclut time of year for joe: to see Mrs. MCpUppet! He rrmember all so many hard things that she teach that HARDER turn out be bullshit (lke Jesus meet you at gate of haeaven: it not true: see aboive tititle)

Harder: JOE now Realiziain: r FOR JOe mom, - maybe! Looke! She mus look at Joe uglly mug as he ssaying: "Happy MOTHER day': and she mus rememmber that she makin this moontster.

an JOE is uglly: the scars an the stuuff from multitle opearatsion: and the fuuunnyway he talkin soomtimes: MUS be hard for GIRL to look at too! IS beatuy and Beast with GIRL; joe tell aya;

and JOE mom - she makin JOE and she rememmeber perpahhps a happy lllittle mmemory of lille JOe in diappers perhaps or sinnging a liittle song bout JEsus with a angeleic voice or something.

Andyway! Lovin you MOM despiite fac JOE now monsster in your eyes - and eyes o many!

IT JOE LOT in LIFE, GUEESING

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