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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!
Friday, February 20, 2004
MORe GOOD NEWS!
ASHELEEY"S BACK!
Couldnd't resisit Big Joe (hayrrah for Big Joe!) and beeeter yet, Gotth scene bummning her out more than Joe mawybe MAyber!
Beettter YET! She ha s experieneced LOSS! "Losss wiwll keep us toghetyher " as the old song ggoes: it seems that Richard J will not be b uilding any teMPLes soon: get my meaninng I beleive you do ha an dha and ha on richard J for Juicicless NOW!
So TO CELEBRASTE Asheeley is taking me to something called WREn FAIR! Should be a blast and a half just to bee my baby and me and soundss Kincky -says there is a cosstume in vloved!
Accept A Sexy report tommrrow night ddear reader -- unlees jOe is too spent!
NEVER happen3e! HAPPy!
ASHELEEY"S BACK!
Couldnd't resisit Big Joe (hayrrah for Big Joe!) and beeeter yet, Gotth scene bummning her out more than Joe mawybe MAyber!
Beettter YET! She ha s experieneced LOSS! "Losss wiwll keep us toghetyher " as the old song ggoes: it seems that Richard J will not be b uilding any teMPLes soon: get my meaninng I beleive you do ha an dha and ha on richard J for Juicicless NOW!
So TO CELEBRASTE Asheeley is taking me to something called WREn FAIR! Should be a blast and a half just to bee my baby and me and soundss Kincky -says there is a cosstume in vloved!
Accept A Sexy report tommrrow night ddear reader -- unlees jOe is too spent!
NEVER happen3e! HAPPy!
Thursday, February 19, 2004
HOW PSYECHED IS JOE?!
THis neew movie about Dickhead, excuse me Deckhead Messaih, is coming in like 5 days! Its goona be gtrea! From what Manauel says, it's all 12 hours of Jesus ggetting whipped (yes!) an d kicked (yes!) and a sternn takling and carrying heavy wood and YEs yes yes!
Joe is down for that -- all 12 hours WQorth! "PASSION OF CHRIST!"
Ps. Maunual has openeend Jeo's eyes once again. he fixes Civics (cars)and he fixed Joe'es Cicvic (87 Civic). He is cool and brornwn and tlaks like thatt litlle guy on Fantasy Island not "the plaine JOe the PLaine) JOE CRACKS Up!
But a coo l cocol guy and helpee3ed Joe walkt backc to the place sinneece no Civic today. He is A CATHOLIC! and a coocl guy -- so another LIE 9 and counting! (Catholics) and a new friend!
ALL this and whack-whack yum yum on Ash Weneedesdya after Joe watch his old pal gget fuccked good fro 12 fucking hourss!
THERE IS A GOD!
THis neew movie about Dickhead, excuse me Deckhead Messaih, is coming in like 5 days! Its goona be gtrea! From what Manauel says, it's all 12 hours of Jesus ggetting whipped (yes!) an d kicked (yes!) and a sternn takling and carrying heavy wood and YEs yes yes!
Joe is down for that -- all 12 hours WQorth! "PASSION OF CHRIST!"
Ps. Maunual has openeend Jeo's eyes once again. he fixes Civics (cars)and he fixed Joe'es Cicvic (87 Civic). He is cool and brornwn and tlaks like thatt litlle guy on Fantasy Island not "the plaine JOe the PLaine) JOE CRACKS Up!
But a coo l cocol guy and helpee3ed Joe walkt backc to the place sinneece no Civic today. He is A CATHOLIC! and a coocl guy -- so another LIE 9 and counting! (Catholics) and a new friend!
ALL this and whack-whack yum yum on Ash Weneedesdya after Joe watch his old pal gget fuccked good fro 12 fucking hourss!
THERE IS A GOD!
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
GUESS WQHAT? GAy PEOPLE AHVE SEX TOO!
Rented aanother video and WOW eyeopeneir!
Sure Joe has sbeen toold ofver and over about sin of homosexualis and HOmotossexulity. A Sin!@ But I never new it was SEX! (aslo a sin someimtes, convufrsing)
Anyway - if you would liikee some of fthe detail aon how eXacTLY THIS WORKS you can ep-mail me a nd I will do my best tto explain. IT's fascicanint stuff.
joemcpuppet@yahoo.com.
(no Jesus freaks and ABASOLUTELY NO JESUS wrriting me -- figure it out uRSELF "CHRIST"!)
Rented aanother video and WOW eyeopeneir!
Sure Joe has sbeen toold ofver and over about sin of homosexualis and HOmotossexulity. A Sin!@ But I never new it was SEX! (aslo a sin someimtes, convufrsing)
Anyway - if you would liikee some of fthe detail aon how eXacTLY THIS WORKS you can ep-mail me a nd I will do my best tto explain. IT's fascicanint stuff.
joemcpuppet@yahoo.com.
(no Jesus freaks and ABASOLUTELY NO JESUS wrriting me -- figure it out uRSELF "CHRIST"!)
PORNO IsnT SCARY!
It's funny!
What athe ruck waws my MANY MANY MANY Pastors talking about when they said JOE, NO PORNO:! NO bad and scary and unholy!
Wel, Joe says, none at Blockgbuster?!@ Huh! I thought They were Sin City PAster DIckWAD (Real Name Dallas!)
Finnallay (long story) found it.
let down!!- it's TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funy! Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ahaq ha ha ha
ha ha ah
Hah ah aha haaaa hha and aha Jesus WHO MADE YOU if not a penis up that ass and a a cum in face shot OOOOOH BABY!
VERGIN BIRTH MY ASS!Q
It's funny!
What athe ruck waws my MANY MANY MANY Pastors talking about when they said JOE, NO PORNO:! NO bad and scary and unholy!
Wel, Joe says, none at Blockgbuster?!@ Huh! I thought They were Sin City PAster DIckWAD (Real Name Dallas!)
Finnallay (long story) found it.
let down!!- it's TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funy! Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ahaq ha ha ha
ha ha ah
Hah ah aha haaaa hha and aha Jesus WHO MADE YOU if not a penis up that ass and a a cum in face shot OOOOOH BABY!
VERGIN BIRTH MY ASS!Q
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
MORE BULL SHIT MESASAGES FROM JESUCS!
"sinagal aleft and asingnal right and at the topof the hill!"
MORE RIDDLES> I REPEAT:Speak plainly Jesus! I have no more TIme for your parabables and waht iffs? I got throrurgh with tha tin sunday school WICH JO USED TO TAEACH!Q
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NO MOR!Q
NO more speak INTO THTe MIKE! Or shut up, smoke anothter blowl and sink back int to the couch1 I hear "Jeeffersons' is somcing ou t on DVC, so som,oke a lot you stonere!
"sinagal aleft and asingnal right and at the topof the hill!"
MORE RIDDLES> I REPEAT:Speak plainly Jesus! I have no more TIme for your parabables and waht iffs? I got throrurgh with tha tin sunday school WICH JO USED TO TAEACH!Q
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NO MOR!Q
NO more speak INTO THTe MIKE! Or shut up, smoke anothter blowl and sink back int to the couch1 I hear "Jeeffersons' is somcing ou t on DVC, so som,oke a lot you stonere!
Monday, February 16, 2004
RADIO ON!
So jo walks into a bar - no joke - and look infg for Ashelsy. Up down the bar, past t peple, no Ashely so outside.
No shit -- it's a gay gay b ar and three duedes fllowlow Joe oustised "want a lignht." 'hwat yo somoiing>"
Joe wwould suck a man's cok to tget Jesus attentino and pissed off gbut fortgeot on thi wsnight and just biailed.!
DILLIGENCE#! And SPEICQIAL MEMORY! That'ws what it will take to dedfeat his shit!
HSHIT!
So jo walks into a bar - no joke - and look infg for Ashelsy. Up down the bar, past t peple, no Ashely so outside.
No shit -- it's a gay gay b ar and three duedes fllowlow Joe oustised "want a lignht." 'hwat yo somoiing>"
Joe wwould suck a man's cok to tget Jesus attentino and pissed off gbut fortgeot on thi wsnight and just biailed.!
DILLIGENCE#! And SPEICQIAL MEMORY! That'ws what it will take to dedfeat his shit!
HSHIT!
Sunday, February 15, 2004
"AN ANSWER " At last?!
WEELL HE SPOKE TO ME IN A DR#EAMBut h didin't have much to say:
"something about a dingo aaa dnd a baby"
SOrry, Jesusu I"m tired of playin gyour Gueesing gamme! Speak paliainly, no parables, no trtick quesitions, no "He who shalt lie down whith..'
Jus fucking say it an stpo srpaying your bullshit all overe us all __ IM MEAN THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!
WE don't Need YOU!
WEELL HE SPOKE TO ME IN A DR#EAMBut h didin't have much to say:
"something about a dingo aaa dnd a baby"
SOrry, Jesusu I"m tired of playin gyour Gueesing gamme! Speak paliainly, no parables, no trtick quesitions, no "He who shalt lie down whith..'
Jus fucking say it an stpo srpaying your bullshit all overe us all __ IM MEAN THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!
WE don't Need YOU!
