CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

A DIFFERENC BetwN A FRiend and JEsus!
 
JOe Now having a had a frieend or two (EG and JIMMY Best of pals!) kons a few things that JOEl does not:
 
A friend is not the Son of anything more than hias father who is not a prince or a kin g and certainly not a  a gOD!
 
Friend is kin d to Joe and 1) does not blow off (sesepecially in a good plleace, like fun place like Cold Cream(whater) or Disneylanbd or Vegas(JOEL:!) and expecially not a GREAT PLACE like...huh and umm...HEAven YOU DICK!
 
Firnd is not fond of graveyard.
 
Friend wil die someday (shared intrerest)
 
Frind if MALE like Firend JOE is cool and not waring robes (IF DOES>?>>!) and has other firends (NOT OLD FARTS WHO FILL BONG daILY AND Kiss HEavenaly ASS). But good friends ss like JOE.
 
Freind introduce JOe ot other chicks like Jamie (hot) and the one girl at bar plapce. (NOT something like "Lucy this is JOe he loves God like you too tlak to him and hlpe him back to God" message sent to JOel and pass along to Brother Richard who did little lheplp there two!)
 
Friend is JImmy! LOve ay sport SOUth Bay forever!  FRiend is EG 9where ever ya at! I will build you templ soon enouf with help and good times!
 
Joe's Thoughts on Friends and tommro on crying being okay.
somtimes
 
 
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JIMMY LOOKING FOR a GRAVestone!

JOe wwent to a graveyard which would be hard (asheley and all dEATh and go see JESUS and go THOURHAH ALLA THAT AGIAN~!!) but jimmy there a nd sad too cuz JHimmy die someday

How hard is that?!@Q

BUt look at sotnes - jimmy on top of shit likt ethat. HE's thinkin his said "Hong gkind gon KING! CHUGN!" HA!

You think Joe reeveal waht pal Jimmywan t on sotne? HA!@

But Jo e sad all day Even Jimmy go to death and death is all Joe knows and all Joe knows is that it s is an etteranal blow-off by the king of snooze by bullshit meeseaiah and JIMMY MUST DEAL WITH TIS TWO!

Kindest man tough too (Jimmy is) tougher than EG and toughter than Joe he is TOUGH!
Sad to think (JOE KEEP mouth shut so far but Jimmy dig diggin awwwww

MY DAY WITh JIMMY!

WE: went to store to get shoes (Jimmy is size 10 1/2, joe is 11 lots of joshing aroudn about this: JImmy could kcik jOe ass), then lunch then Stone Cold (somethint like) which is real good icecream. Joe and JIMMY have same (coffeee icrecream with some choroclate and sprinkle _ JMimmy idea). Then back to Lnong BEach for a nap and Jimmy swim and work out (Joe still sleping). Jamie wake Joe and talk and walk about when find new place, need muney etc. Back at Jimmy's, Jimmy have idea about going out (Joe invited and sadly no Jamie). So Cobra Den )or something) and Jimmy have drink and JOe watch jimmy back. Somejerk say"Hey grandad" to Jimmy and we leave. JOe: "Don't get it?" JImmy"watch the movie, idtiot!" and hit me on head real soft and nice. So Joe gonna rent that movie abou the Grand-=dad with HJimmy in it.

Then sllep some more. And post this. Bye.

HERe'S An EXAMPLEK!

I ama at JIimmy and must heed the need : the URge to Purge! Ecxxuse Me Jimmy I wil be in the LOO! Shut door, dropdown on the pants (ZIIPPP)! (cluck = Joe where a belt!) And aaaah! (good shittin thenenere at Jimmy's)

Okay, up Trouse belt snapo an Ziipp! Done (forrget somethign JOE?

Joe forget nothing EXPECPT ON PURORSE?!

Forget to flush: Jimmy later: Joe you leaVCe ME aa little Presnet:? JOE: WHAT SAY, JImmY?

JImmy : A littl e brorwn present in a bowl.?

JOE: (Stil not gbetting it say) I dont get it

JImmy: A turd.
JOE SLAP HEAD AND SAY SORRY SORRY AND JIMMYS A SAY NO BIG DEAL HA H HA HA

"No big Deal HA HA AH" I LOVE JImmY!

HERE"S HOW it WORKS WITH JIMMY AN ME

Wyhen the car pulledup and I heard a voice from the back, I turusted it.

JOE Low on Trust obviously> so JOe get in and the rest as they say s i is history. I work for Jimmy now.

How easy is that: Voice: tTRUST: GEt in: History made.

Geat a fuckin clue Jesus and if YOU HAVEW ANNYFUCKING COntrrole on this PLanet: just SOTP THE BULLSHIT ABOUt this and that and
SPEAK;TRUST: WORK OFOR YOU

TOo lat, work for JImmy!