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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, August 20, 2005

GOLGATHA

for all
who keep askin JOe: is the namme of Hill where JC SUCKER STTAR was strunng up. IS allso nown as Cavlary. IT MEAN SKULL! (THose Woords mean "Skull">)

SO now you KNOW and aarent you vvvery veery happy!!!

Friday, August 19, 2005

WORK SOTORY:

Ahh
you are ssaying -- oh at loong llasst a JOooe Woork Story: A Stoory fromm JOe place of Workin: HAS BEENNN TOOO LONG Dear JFRIEND JOe you are saaying; regall us with your talle from the Woorkin place of Woork for JOE!

WEll this stoory invollve that sick fuck Bill that JOe perhap has memention in theese pagges bfore

BIll (th saick fuck) is telling JOe about liitlle adventure he haviin while JOe away makkin the movie: THe story almmoost like a little movvie itself:
GO LIKE THIS:
Bill coming to woork. Is lookin foor something in the Cage(wwarhouse) Wher JOe is woorking. IS smelling somthing. SOmething fowul and wroong. He lookin and lookin. Where Is IT?

HE finally seeing all the flyes: all the flleys aroun the JOe trash can: lookin in side: oh my! IS a rat! Is a deadd rat!!!
CUT TO: BIll tellin Joe of Story: Bill is thikng : HE THEORY: is Rat lookin for food and fall into trashcan and he cannot gettin out so He Starve in ther; THe rat do.
Bill throow rat out and washin of TRashcan for Joe.
END OF STORY

JOe suspiicious. THey no rats aroun he work place. IT NO RAT> What is it? What did BIll lhide in JOe trashcan until he couddn't take the smell no more and finnnally throw way and careful washin of Trashcan!?!

JOE THeORY: A humman hand. Or a head. OR a part of a han or a head.

JOe Crazzee?
NOT IF YOU KNoW BILL!!

Thursday, August 18, 2005

JOe A MOVIIE STAR?

SOmeone who have Sunndnce Channel: tell me: WHo is JOE looking like? IS a movie playin on Sundnce Chaneel a out WINE? IS ABOUT WINE!

ANd JoOE is Deedringr for the sttar of movie: aobut wine: on SUNdaNCE SHANNEL:

little things need know: joe is growing a little gooatee: is a littl mustach and a line doown of side of mouth to meet som mor hari on the chin of JOe!

Also : JOe big guy: is over 6 foot or more tall: and geeting a little bigger in shoulder and in ches area: since recoovery for Surggery: allso lookin prhaps a bi older than hie 20 som years of age: is surggy and bad liviing! (Ha, tha fammous JOe Charrm n chumor!!)

so: telling Joe: who he is?! WH o this accotr; He tirred of hearring on sttreets of MOnrovie!

WHO?

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

WHO LORRA LINNY!?!

IS:
JOe askin: Whpo shE?

CUz Girl bee watchin many a movie whille recooverin: and mnayof them are a starring this LL?

Als0: What is a "roboot Movie" : IS? A MOVIE about ROboots? Or is JOe misising somthing?: Somehting inoportant: somethin that liffe so ffar not prrepare JOe for: JOe leadding a prretty shellter life he dissovering: so JOe upnpreppared to answer question:
QUESTION:> WHIDCH IS:
WHAT IS A ROBOT MOVVIE?

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

SIN CIITY

Who woullld name a PARK: SIN CITTY?!: QUEXTIOON!!

JOe ask again: WHO WOULD name a a PAQrk: a WATER PARK: SIN CITTY!

is a ttiwisted mimd: and a tiwisted fuggin placce: is loud suurf music: is Jan an DEan and The Beachies:a nd Elvis SurferBrid: is LOUDR!

IS kidds runin: is watter evereryware! IS red skin and chess bumpin and high of the fiiving! IS TUBes and WAVES and all the shit..

JOE BIN HEAVEN: NOW JOE VIN HEELL!
WHO IS RONNALD REGAN?

IS he smarrter than GOD?>!~

Is a question: and JOe no know the annswer: Knowing this: JOE DO: is Girl and JOE in bedd is seccond best placce ever on this planet: WHAT IS FIRST?
IS ANYWSHERE WIth GIRL!!

Is thruth!

Monday, August 15, 2005

BRITHDAY PARTY FOR JOE FRIEND

from Work: he is name of Todd: but screen name is Joe forggetitng: something that wryme with Dong - osh well.

Goo times an Good times with GIRL of course. Joe is hoorny: wishin she didin't have get to her hom for smokin traeatmen: she cannot cdriving affer

Oh wll again -- and shoull d be name of JOe post: this time;
OH WEll

Sunday, August 14, 2005

THERE SOMMTHING ABOUT A SATURRDAY WITH GILR

Tha make trhis whoolle world seem wonnerful! I love that GIRL!

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