CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOe FUn Day!

(is joeK: is sacrasm on JOe part: is aboibbve statemment:)

See JOe mu s do a duuty for he sisiter: is diliver the asshes of her ded husbahnd to HE FamilY!:
THis is JOe JOb cuz they is nuts and awulf ful people to JOe SITER!
THEY mean- they do noot go to he FUneral:HAVE OWN!

So It JOE job: take AShes to family (cuz of sitster cannot do).

THey are fuucked up Chrisiitn: so no fun: CUZ HE (ded) in HEaven with JEsus (which JOE is know a lie!)

SO JOE JUS DUMP EM in fuuront LAWN of nICe howse in Altaddeana and jus keep goin!
SEE YA in HEVEN LOOSERS!

JOE Old FIREND: IS JERRY D!

JERry D: Is JOe ol freend: from CHrsitian Schcoo: The GOOOD OL DAYS OF GOO LITTLE JOe!

Here the KIcker: and whey JErry D is such a goood fridne (no laugh: is Tuyruth!) JEry D leavin Crhisitian LIfe LOOONG before ol JOe!
SO: He a heero!

PASTOR: "LIsten Little JOe and liisten good: that JEery D goong to Hell and you shoullld learn by he exxpample!"
MRS. MCPUppet: "Yo bein Bad agin LIttle JOe, you ennd up in HEel like JErRy D!"
ALL SAY: Jeery DE! Hating the LORD!

SO IS JOE HERRO THEN and HERRO NOW!

Canno waiit to see! trad storryes: how hat HIM more?!
gusssing it still JOE1!

GOod for ME!

Girl is gooD for JOe!

That the trutth!@

ONe last THin

JHOe is sottrry: he been rannaitng and ravin about JEsus Chris abign:
but before he drop it :

Her is last though;

JESUS SUCK!

COPY WRIHT PINDING!

JOe is inudustriuous and nobodys Dummy! He is prparing for JHeusus Return: and this time: JOe READY!

SO all Joe idea Nd phrases; copywriright: like DIe CHRIST! an "Get raedy DIe, Supersuck!" and "HEre som DEAth for you, JEsus!"

DO noot trty these a t home-KIds: unless have a good lawyer!

MOVE OVER HOLLYWOOD _HERE"S PASSION #3: REVENGE!
STILL WAITING!@!!

Whenen you a re on a roll, well JOe is on that roll! Even the chattttere chatter of that DUBM FUCK in Group , you know the type, chattter chatter, you mind turn offk but not todday when FRODO Say:

"blah blah meds bla blah you scaareme blah blah callin nurese blah balh best film ever made(Joe ears perk up) blah blah "RUTURN OF KING":

WHITE LIGHT! The whole thing FLASH in a a second JOe esees it: the movie. The THIRD MOVIE IN THE THREE MOVIE THING!

PASSION 1: Christfuck hurt alolt and ddies so terrificially! Wlell done to Mel! Hatts are off! Berst movie ever! A date flicka nd a wondereful way to spen d a lonely night alone (wink wink)!

PASSION! 2: Joe's turn: it's the biblically accuarate events after the ec cruxixivision whichi s Jsue being a bummmer siticking around on earth bleeding and shit all OVER EVERYONE and finally going home to HEAVEN ewhere his ass i s kicked in many many wayS (See below forr complete outline, HOLLYWOOD AGENTS!)

AND NOW!

WHITE LIGHT:

PASSSION 3: THE RETURN OF JESUS TO EARTH;

For brevity sakke, I gibv e you the ttrailer:Goes like this:

DEEP{ Voic e
(Maybe John Candy, deep and DDEEP AND TOUGH like Johnny C.):
DEEP{ Voic e

"After the Raapature. (puase) After a many years of tribblulation (apuase). The People of Planet Earth havvve been waiting . and waiting for A Hero!"

ClOSE Up on SPECIAL BOY: JESUS looking all preety.

DEEP VOICee Again:"waitng for JEsus."

CLOSUP ON JESUS NOW: HIs fac e is all round and big OVAL MOUTH going "OH SHIT!"

ME: "WAITING TO KICK HIS ASS!"

Cuz Jesus foreget about me waiting for him and building a AREMY (shit, when that rapture shit hapen who you gonna Call: Ghosbuster (a laugh riot, BTW) or JOE MCPFUC KING PUPPET!@Joe of cours, so bnack to trailer.

ALL ETHE PEOPL OF THE EARTH SURROND jesuS THE CRIST AND ME AND MEL GIBSON ARET THERE AND WE HURT HUR T HURT HIM.

The ttrailer ends wiht me<>Me: Okay@!

Lass t shot of TRAILER: KA FUCKING BOOM!Q (let you mind work a little and you can ONLY imagine how coool mel an dme can make that look -- like him swallowing the damn grenade in his mouth, "Oh shit GULP" down the tube to tummy. A high five on my part from my friends in this wolrd, mel in cluded, all laughing, 3, 2, 1!

KABOOOOOOOM! The splatter qwil annoy you and at teh same time give you the biggest stiffy you ever hade unless you are a girl and then you get wet.

Wow! THis movie isgonna Rule. Gimme a call, hoolywood.

Or don't you like money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!