CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

LOVE SONGS

JOE HOME; jus spen eevening with my new palls: the Bacheloors Suppreeme! THese cats know how to swinng and have fun and pull allll the ladys into theiier lair.

One of thhey tools: take notee single feelllas everrywere: IS: is KARaoike!

Theese guys smoooth and sing well: unilike the JOe: but siing!!!
TOnight: Just JOE OVER: they PRACTIICE THE SING TO THE LOOVELY LADYS THEY SOON to lure to they Lair!

PRACTICE BY; sing one another: to sing to eeach other: look in 3each other eyE(preteneding that a lday thay gonna ball later) and sing: "Nobody Does itBeetter!" Sing "Time in a booottle" Sing some shoow tuns that Joe not know but ROOMANTIC!

Joe try his bes: no one siing to: so pitcuturing the GIRL: nott tooo hard: see her prreeety face when cross tatble at roomantic spot for spcial dinner (it called CAFE GIRL forrevermore): see dartting eyes playiing with me: see her in broown in green in neeked! All soo easy FOR JOE imagine4
as sing:
"hey now- don dreeam it ovver" an "you bllloeng to me!"an "Liiight up light up!"

Did meention they a card in them floweers!?!

RING OF FIRE

A frieind here askin "JOe is likin FIRE much as like the smash an smahsh!@?"
ANSWER: Is YES.
Joe likkin the fire veerry much an lookin foorward to sppendnig Erternity surrunded BY!

IN meanTIME: whjiole on Earth: JOE plan to sppend time wisely: to consisider his moves with head and heart AND maake most of tiime given: (simiple rules of life as Learned from JIMMY) (Who FRIEND and give offen good advivie: HE godfffather, affer all!

SO: JOe plan burn on earth too: burn wit passion of/for GIRL: if lukccy, this lass a long long time (lkie a lifetime) and iff lucky: TAKin GIRL WIt ME!

Elevator goooing down!@

JOE LOVE GIRL

an that all Jo hav say on subject (fer now)

RICHGARD STARKEY

This jeerk name kkeep coming up! If kno how is: PleSE be TEleling JOe. Prionto.

SMAH! SMASH! SHMASH! is Joe day today.
Tomorrow: more of sme!
JOe happy!

THEN NIGH TIME: is coulpl.e firsts: GIRL firs day with new P.)O. : then JOe firs time as spezil host of GIRl's NIGHT OUT! THis is spezil night at JOe's wheere Girls get in Free.
Alll can drink; ALL can EAT! And all the JOE you wannted ever! LImit one per coupon. ONLy one coupon issued: is to Girl: to JOe's Girl!

GOnna KICK ASS!

JOE FULL DAY

JOe: 1) spend mornning with Mooorticians and 2) is brakcing shit for studios 3is) Night and with GIrl! lee mee brake it doown for ya

-- mortiiicians: IS job for TEERRY: IS HARD ESPLAIN: Lee Joe try:

Teery wannta do a job for Moortiicians: make then a liiitle movie about the grraveyard where tey workin: is lots of moony for Teery: so he e got itall set up: nice spred of foood: a liitle movie he make to shoow them: som big shoot writters and some big shooot dirrector: an Joe.

TERRY put on a liitle show: show the movie: try make them eat: but morticians (JHOE LEARNING) do not EAT (inneresing); all talk - big shots - then

THROW IT TO JOE:
Joe job: tell about death! Eezy: Joe been theere and doin that!

-- NUMBER TWO: braking shit! This is fun bu seccond nature JOe, so not much tell! Did brake a prop from some Mous MOvie and rip a WC FIelds pOster and pocket a LCPD badge (maybe comin in hanndy one day)!

3) is GIRL: is mosly Joe secreet: for mmany lovin woords are wshipered: many sstories related and porooclmations of lov:
an Joe noot one speak out of school (as sayin go) or tell of deliicate an priivate maatters tha only concerning two liillile lovvebirds; so Joe only will say this about veery spezila evening: Is that Joe dick is tiingling cuz Girl fugging har and sez reealy good

so RECAP;
1 - mortiiicans don eat
2 is: brake a mous's house an get a baddge
3: intimmate times with lov of Joe life and reealy goo sez

NOT MUCH REPOORT

Jus thinkin bout my Girl. Joe will see tomroorow nigh and lookin ferward to it wit inetnese anticipation of gooooood times!

ALL FOR now IN JHOE WOORLD!