CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOE REN=T FOURth viDEO EVER

1 - of course be "What's up Harr y Crumb?" with fin e actor John Candy. Two thumbs are up for this cllassic! J Candy do no wrong in this fun cflikc say JOe.

2L: Unfogriven from song of saaame name. Boo and hiss go Joe : comon Hollywwood get it righ t. This has nothing do with song by Metallica which rul e an d this about 2 old guys and a horse or some shit, Joe forget fast.

3 - Passion of Christ (which Joe is owwning). Wonderufl! A date flick and good sweeet fun for lonelely nitghts (wink and winking)

4 is now this: REssicent Evil: APOOCLAPYSE. Which ssoundded gret cux is APocalypse and Joe know much bout that and eagerly awwait. But is bad! No Jesus come back. No Joe kicking Jesuss ass. Just some dead pepole walk around and not eat much and bleeed a lot. BOoooooring! Say Joe to Hollyowwod: Get with it and give the people waht want WHICH IS: (and Mel unnderstand) JESUS getting HIS ASS KICEKED 24-7 and
WHO BETER DO IT? THAN JOE!

Meet Hoolllywood new star. moove over Buruce willis and Jakcie Chan and John Cndy- JOe is baddest star all! Maybe ask Jimmy bout this.

(Sidde note is thi: Gonna see Girl tormmorrow at 2 -- mayb e as k her big question: pop the quesiting which is thiS: WAnna meet Jimmy?!")

ggood luck to JOe an d to all furutre hollywood stars like Joe the BIGGEST!

RESEARCH COMPLETE

Joe Find out all about this jerk. He a jerk and Joe want nothing more know abou t him. What Joe learn it bug bug bug Joe:
He own two cats in lifeetime, not count childdhood; live in 19 place oif Resiscence in lifetime; 2 sibling and 4 stepstuff; average like at 3.5 in all shchool stuff; no outsatanding warrants an credit history good ccpet some shit about a Chreven card in '89. BUT all it BUG BUG BUG JOE!

So maybee mor on Tim later
BUT NOW: Joe want talk about SONG JOE HEAR; Go like this:
"riot, RIOT! I peredict a Riot!"
Jo wa once scared Riots and all, but now say BRING ON! Cuz 1) Joe get hurt people for freee and 2) it sign of Apoockalyps. Which mean Joe ENEMY JC is coming back.

And when do, Joe be ready . With a bat. Baseball bat to head of Jeusus Christ:SupperSUCK!
KLANG!
Joe predict a KLANG!
Ha!
bye for now (Joe smileing)

INTtTERRUPED CONVERSAATION:

JOE remember last preayar with Jesus befor all reveleed to Joe that JC is King of LIars: NIGHT before JOe go under knife for oopperation on BRain.

Go like this: "Jesus, may lord an savior (JOE BLUSH NOW), pleasse pray Joe in time o trouble but also for frind at School. Mah Friend Tim is bad O lord. He know not your love (JOE LBLUSHING) and he under saway devil: he play the bad vidoeo games and see the bad mvoies; he listten Punk rock and make bad joke at Your expense LOrd: he admit many sins to JOE -- hear them for him Lord-0- he only 17 year old. He come home from sckool earely and he ditch to do this every day: smokeing pot and having miccrowave burrrioto and watch the STarsky and Hutch on TV lord. Pray him please and also remember little Joe your serveant as he get head CUT IN FFCUKING TWO .."

WE all know REST SOTRY: IGNORED! JOE DIE ANYWAY AND SEE HEAVCEN AND HEAR AGNELS BUT JUSESU IS NO SHJOW!

But what about Tim from schoo: his prayer answeered?!

JOe resarch: Joe use money from Governement WISELY: JOe find out!

Odd s are Joe have beeetter looking girl than damn TIM! Joe Girl is beaut and smart and you know the rest (aka good in the "bed") Joe Not good with this talk and (JOE BLUSH MORE here but GOOD!)
Tim = loser compare JOe is JOe gussing here