CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOE REN=T FOURth viDEO EVER

1 - of course be "What's up Harr y Crumb?" with fin e actor John Candy. Two thumbs are up for this cllassic! J Candy do no wrong in this fun cflikc say JOe.

2L: Unfogriven from song of saaame name. Boo and hiss go Joe : comon Hollywwood get it righ t. This has nothing do with song by Metallica which rul e an d this about 2 old guys and a horse or some shit, Joe forget fast.

3 - Passion of Christ (which Joe is owwning). Wonderufl! A date flick and good sweeet fun for lonelely nitghts (wink and winking)

4 is now this: REssicent Evil: APOOCLAPYSE. Which ssoundded gret cux is APocalypse and Joe know much bout that and eagerly awwait. But is bad! No Jesus come back. No Joe kicking Jesuss ass. Just some dead pepole walk around and not eat much and bleeed a lot. BOoooooring! Say Joe to Hollyowwod: Get with it and give the people waht want WHICH IS: (and Mel unnderstand) JESUS getting HIS ASS KICEKED 24-7 and
WHO BETER DO IT? THAN JOE!

Meet Hoolllywood new star. moove over Buruce willis and Jakcie Chan and John Cndy- JOe is baddest star all! Maybe ask Jimmy bout this.

(Sidde note is thi: Gonna see Girl tormmorrow at 2 -- mayb e as k her big question: pop the quesiting which is thiS: WAnna meet Jimmy?!")

ggood luck to JOe an d to all furutre hollywood stars like Joe the BIGGEST!