CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

HER COME SATNA CLAWQS HERE COME SANNTA CALLw!

ANd he comin FOr YOU!! (he and he: is: Joe famous Sensnof oHUmor!)

WEll - is: is NOT: JOe favoiirte time of eyear with Birht of THE LOSER (see tibtle above) and rehash oof all that shi JOE go through not Too loonG a gO!

But he: Joe: allrady get bEST PREsENT EVER: is: IS THI:

IS GIRL LOVE! She bes Thing eEVer happen to JOe!

So marry DIckmas~and all goo tiddigns! from JOE and GIRL(who is bes thing evER!)
LOVE to ALL(Exceppt LOser -name is llisted Ab0ve)

"IMJ a BIEliVER" by Neal DIAMond

Is: a prrety sweet song: say JOe;
even If JOe is noT!

JOE Have FOROends:

And this one aname is DIrty DAN!@:

Here he thought on JOe last thinG:

What's up with 'non-religious' people that 'believe that there is a heaven' but 'they aren't going'? How lazy and stupid can you be. Just kill yourself now why don't you?

HERE is JOE: thi is JOe problblem: he (joe ) is goin to hEAven and not wAnt to go:
NOT THANK YOU!

BLOW OFF ONECE IS ENOUF FOR ONE LIFETIME!

So listsen up DUmmbys! THer is a Heaven: but it suck: DEAL WITH!

SECNoD STAR on RIGHTT AND STRAIT ON TO MOORNING!

FOr thoose still believing that the SUpeprSUCK (aska Jesus: aka J> CHRIST: Or TO: see title abobove) is waiitihg for you wiith open arms at perrly gate of HEaven: DREam on!

HE there: but not waiiting fo YOU; He in THE ALLEY bllowing doobies with the band (an JOe kno from PErsonal Experienc)!

But kkep on dreeamin if mus:

And wisih upon astar while at it!!!

PRACHING TO THE CHOIR!

that wha all used to sayy when Joe in Chcurch and the APastor teleling us wehat we all areaydy to believe!

Whell, JOe fill this weay sometime too: He (Joe) is prraching to the INternet (wworld wide wib): aoub a HATE of JEsus1(tha all feel arlready??)

If so: good: and JOOe keep on playin to the band!
STRIKE UP The band MRs and Mr AMERikA1!