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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, May 01, 2004

VEGAS BOUND!

Richard J. is in Vegas for his s little b rother' bacheelor party.

SO Joe is on the road. Hope car can make it-- it hot an d car get hot fast. Too much MacDonald's feel sick and no sleep. Vegas should be good place to relax and leet Richard J. tell me what to do.

An I get to wissh that faggot Joel a happy weedding with my fist. One-two. NIGHT NIGHT CHristian_BOY!

Friday, April 30, 2004

EIGHT HOURS!

Crouchin on the knees. It hursts. Esspecillay if you are on uneven groudn and rained too. Yes, som e scratchy ass plants in face -- you can see the picture , can't you? You can, Other Joe.

Eyes get real tiredd and there is no momvement to distratct. Jus closed windows and no light. A few caars going by, but relax afet the trhird or forth. SO mind drift to beetter? timers?> JOE IS INNOcent in those times--jusd doing what told and making a puppet now and then, getting angry at littel things like people sleeping in on Sunday morning or some guy in school saying Damn.

Thought Reverend Dallas the KIng of cool, JOE did. Rev. D! might mentions some shit about some passage and Joe is thumbing through the bible, finding the place and getting it right. Even memorized a

DEAD END. No Richar d J at home so here JOE IS> at TruckSTop with some cash. THey get wirelss. Miracles never sssence.

RIchard J. Might know -- he hated Re v. Dallas befor e me.
THAT PAASSAGE WAS: " A Man also or a Woman That hath a familair spirit, or that is a WIzard shall surely be put to dEATH!"

How does that help me now?!! Huh!

JOE
oh yeah Lev. 20:27

Thursday, April 29, 2004

JOE COCK NUMBER TWO!

Betrayal conttninue fore poor homeless Joe turned away from Ashleey last nigt. Now second betrayal:

Why care? Well

Let us not forget that Jewsus Chwist His Wittle Self said: “Oh Peter petter You will betway my self…

X-Amount of Times before Cock crow.”

Jesus guessing said some? number (REMMBER, AT THIS POINT Jesus KICKED TO SHIT by the Council and Reincarnated-Mel and Reincarnated-Joe):

So L’il Jesus Head throbbing (special my kick there) take a guess:
Later they say 3. All the liars and Re-Inventors of Jesus wish him to be Smater and Cooler than Joe.

BACK TO STORY: Peter no less than the ROCK said: NO SHIT! (Warning: not in bible, in Joe’s Head and in Truth) Peter, who is sick of bitchin and Whinin Son OF God, WHO WAS MOCKED BY JC FOR TRYING TO CORSS WATER HISSELF (and Jesus laugheeed-so human) –

I PRESENT:

PETER

Peter: “Suck it, Jesus. Yeah, I GLADLY say this:

DON”T KNOW YOU

DON’T KNOW You

DON”t KNOW YOU!”

COCK-a DOoble-DOO!

Pimply down (“you shouldn’t be here”)

@will Richard J. deny me tooo?
Is my Blog HOT
or NOT?


JOE ON RUN!

So little knodwledge to work from in time of crisis:
all I got to work with is bible shit SOOOOOO:

SO:

If betrayed once DOES TWO MORE FOLLOW?

LIke Jesus SUcker Messiah had to do: Betrayued THREE TIMES:

Here's ONE:(at least)
AKA: At Ashelye's door: "can Joe come in?" "No way, Wiccan this and that = no meat, Vegan, etc." "JOe in trouble!" It is Raining people, Joe is with hair wet plattster on head, holding all belonging except those in littl e river hiding spot outside - THIS IS JOE in FRONT OF ASHELY begging: "I am Joe, you know me, look at me, rain ruining all the plans for Temple -- not just my temple, but EG and his dead son."

I admit I pretneded CARE for dead son. (I don't need preeteend CARE- I hate litle fuck and set fire to all pix before leave - maybe not good plan?)

But this woman, this ASHELEY who shared her special place and her pussy and SPECIAL PLACXE (which is foreset LAWN):

"NO. Go. Joe."

Over and over running through head. theise words. No go Joe. Catchy.

$Five dollars an hour in INternet
Cafe. I post this and they kick me out. Wher to now? HuH?

And Am I RIGHT? IS THIS JUST 1 of 3?

CockaDooDLE DOOOOOO!

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

I WaS ERIGHT!

Cam back to get the disk - they are eEVERYWHER!

I perdicted it! Why am I still typing
CONTACT FROM OTHER JOE!

Goes like this: Get out!

I am out of f fthis tfucing place!!! didin't even need th e push from OTHER Joe!

Damn creepy round here. Phon ringing up in Starbucks like every 15 minuts. Pimply say no problem-but LIeS! Is it Blacks / is it Elliot Garner -whoever?! MUST MOVE and Joe OTher say GO!

Other thing OJoe say is"don't forget the plans" WAY ahead of you, fucker JOe O, I packed all that shit and the computer shit, t he maps and diagrams and all that stuff that EG left behind (picturs of his dead kid I Burnt, surry EG, givving me a headache)!

So already packed up when Other J9oe say "Go" and "tak the stuff for the Monument"

It's a Temple and I'm gone. This computer stay here. I grabbed a closet full of cash --
which would be a last minute DIscovery - no thanks to OJ or JC or TS (Tyhe Satan - I'm off your boat at this point).

Rush ed and gons. Joe out but with a purpose!

Your hero on run

Never felt better. You wanted this shit JESUS. HERE IT COME!!!!

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

SERISOUSLY - WHO IS THE OTHER JOE?

I wanna konw.

Can you imagaine the poster - our two faces nose to knose - will sell a million aftter the Apolaclypse!

Let's get tgoether an dplan this whole thing out! How ISSSSS HE coming down?!

From the cross the rest of you dumb shits, Other Joe gets it!

THE JOe ( for now, unless you wanna trade placesin this dungy dungeom)

Monday, April 26, 2004

TWO JOES?!

Who wrote this?!!

fuNNY HA HA GOOD HA HA DID YOU KNOW THAT JESUS IS AS BORED WITH ETERNAL LIFE AS YOU ARE WITH YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE
joe Mcpuppet | Email | Homepage | 04.25.04 - 5:41 am | #

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And Who WRotte this??!

SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE SINCE I WAS THERE AD HAVE SEEN HEAVEN AND I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM SO THIN K ABOUT HELL AS A VIABLE ALTERNATIVE OK AND IN THE MEANTIME GET SOME PUSSY AND STOP BITCHING SO LOUD IT HURST OUR EARS LIKE A FIRE ENEGEINE GOING BY AND DOES ABOUT AS MUCH GOOD OKAY I'M SURE YOUR FIRENDS AGREE FU JMcP
joe Mcpuppet

WHA THE FUcck IS sgoing oN i N JOE's lttle world?

Bboogled mind is!

Sunday, April 25, 2004

joemcpuppet@yahoo.com
FALSE ALLAREM
Juss Pimpl.y with latest message: Elliot Garner called. WHO?

I'm thhinki of remodling this place. It is m y tomb?

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