CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

THERE ONLY ONE JOE!
)(dspite claims otherwise- JOe get wierd call from Gvornment-want know WHERE YETI?) HOW FUCK JOE know?!

Joe geeting very TIRED of this shit: people running aruond scret undergound govnment complexs and doin shit like freein Abominal Snowman: and PERTENDING BE JOE!

REPEAT ONLY ONE JOE!
And while at it:

THERE ONLY ONE GIRL~!
So all JOE imitattors out there LISTEN UP!

Backin off now~! Eeveryboyd y tak step ,

take one sttep back!
(talking FAcKE JOE's HERE)
concentrate - if need put hand on head and (if need ) both hand s on head and THINK:
THINK HARD:
Are YOU JOE?
(Asnwer is NO!)
Is Girl Joe's GAl?
(Answere is YES!)
THINK HARD:
Are you JOE?
(Answeer again - is NO!)
So...

End of story: GIrl is Joe's: Joe is Girl's and

Ttooo bad for you cuz Girl is Girl of REAL JO e dreams. Need Say??"?: She smaart funny, cuddrle real good, REAL good in sack , make Joe smile, luagh and sme more smilin-she know lots stuff even give Joe niice presnts and tell a real good stoory (with props and sometime just her finggers - get head out gutter Fack JOes)!
Bad for Fack Joes: Good for JOE!

Now leave Govnement Screts alone- Joe got nuff headaches!

JOE DRAEAM:

JOe sleep an then awke:

DId you know ho w much Joe like his couch? JOe enever had a couch he like: nver in whole life: never like sit on one: he prefer a chair

NOT a COUCH GUY: is JOE

JOE like his COUCH! He get from frind and not long fore meet Girl: Never had a Girl LIke Girl Either: Girl who like Cuddle so much: never had Couch like sit: Never had a couch sit and Cuddle with A GIRL LIKE THAT; Which is MY GIRL: aka Girl

DREAM IS

Joe an Girl are shopping NEW couch. They must tgry out: connvice salesman leave alone: aND cuddle on BEST COUCH EVER!

sshort dream: but is ver y sweet. Joe headin back bed with grin on face

IS JOE SICCK?

Maybe. But JOe is rezeailiant (if now whwt mean) and will be back at MOTIVAT E game in morning. BEside

JOe Have nice eveening to look fo ward to : is See Girl: Never Beetter than that.

But JOe tak a green pilll (call Niquil) and get in be d soon : all lone; But not next evening:

Joe okay

JOE JOB TITLE

(Joshua gone so JOe can type now -- type quieeit -- never know if sick fuck sitll outside window -- watchin JOe)

So So SOMEBODY assk JOe day "What is JOb Tibtle"?

Joe never think this b fore -- never asked -- JHOe work so many jobs: SO:

JOE call Jimmy: Jimmy say: Title is "Pal". Well that iss verry nice and Joe belieeve Jimmy mean-- but Jimmy call EVERYBODY "pal".

So JOE CALL CAPPY n BOO: thay are comeedy team and make amany funny joks but this one: JOE NOT GET AT ALL

So JOE CALL TERRRY: He (terry) good with WQOrds: so JOE AKS: TERRY SAY: "Shit Work" -- which make Joe not so happy so ask again and TERRY THINK: and TERRY SAY: "MOTIVATOR"!

So this wahat JOe is: A motivator: And Look like he have (nother) NEW JOB: wchish is motivate some dumb fuck t make a film for a semetary: NAME IS FOREST LAWN>?

IF is Money: Joe do: JOe likin money now: is going to build a temple for my baby.

SO DAMN TIRED: JOE IS; Girl say like JOe whne look scruffy: Well; she Loooove Joe night: he look like shit!

Some sleepin: talk Girl morerow; wake knowin Job Title is MOTIVaTOR:

NEWS FLASH; JOE IN LOVE
IS WITH GIRL!

ATTENTION ALL WHO wopuld THINK EVER HURT MY BABY:

REasons Reconsisder:

First is) JOe ha been to HEaven: And not like: He not goin back: Will Go Hell First: erggo: not scare of Jesus Christ or Ssaatan: erghgo: not scare of you: will hurt you

Seond: JOe work for JImmy CAan: if not know- JIimmy is God father in movie Godftaher: A bad ass and scary: and if mmeet in real life you be even omore scared

#3) IS GET THIS: khow wnat JOe do fo JImmy CAan?? JOE do Shit that JImmy not want do: And JImmy lLIKE hurtin people! Joe hurt peopl for Jimmy -- hur t em real bad _- aND the stuff JImmy find disstastful: what is this? IS what Joe do! And so

AND SO: if making lis t of thing do to day: on list: would not put "Fuck whit JHOe" Would not put EFVER: "Hurt my baby"!

So nod head an asay: "Message reecieved, Joe!"