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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!
Saturday, June 04, 2005
DINNNER PARY!
Is vcvery suphisticated crowd: an Joe veryy unforotable:
but TURN OUT GIRL have all sooort of skills and toopics of innerest at finnger tip:
LIKE: "I hear a innerestin story on NP&R to day: it quite eyeopining: it seem that woord "Jihad' is cooommonly mustundestoood: this will amuse as is so drooll: it actuall meanin...."
JOE noot remember res: but what a smmmart GIRL he goonna marry.
LIKE SAY many time: JOE ONE LUCCKY GUY!
Is vcvery suphisticated crowd: an Joe veryy unforotable:
but TURN OUT GIRL have all sooort of skills and toopics of innerest at finnger tip:
LIKE: "I hear a innerestin story on NP&R to day: it quite eyeopining: it seem that woord "Jihad' is cooommonly mustundestoood: this will amuse as is so drooll: it actuall meanin...."
JOE noot remember res: but what a smmmart GIRL he goonna marry.
LIKE SAY many time: JOE ONE LUCCKY GUY!
Friday, June 03, 2005
LOOKS LIKE IT CHICKEN!
it seeem me an GIRL have some chicken for diinnner when we tying knot
Joe LIke CHICKEN!
it seeem me an GIRL have some chicken for diinnner when we tying knot
Joe LIke CHICKEN!
Thursday, June 02, 2005
TO ALL WHO DOUBT!!
DOubt all shit of self if make you happy: wright it all down BUT
INFORM JOE: HOW Can you dooubt LOOVE Of Joe and GIRL?>
LISTEN TO JOE: Joe is MASTer OF DOUBT: he has survived the bigges letdown in HIstory of Mankind: WHICH IS:
TO STAND at GATES OF HEAVEN and wait for a GOD Joe beiielve in his whooole life: to stand thare all ready: hands down is JOe: ready for tottal surerender: and willing in TOTAL belief to be welcome home by JESUS CHRIS: who Son of GOD:
and WHAT HJAPPEN!!!???!?
HE(JEsus SuckerCHRIST) is buusy bloowing doobies wit the band in the Alley!
He reliiving the ol times with Mathew, Makr, LUke an John and doin quarters game and sayin "pass the BonG!"HE on a burrito run?!
He wattching re-runs of 3 company????!??!?!
JOE NOT KNOW?!!
WHY?!
DUDE NEVER SHOWED UP!!!!
So all doubters of JOE, think a moment: RUuiminate upoon
the JOe that is now!
PERHAPS: a Joe (such as this) miiiiiiiiiiiiiigight have trouble to trusst anyone
PERHAPIN: JOE could be scare to commit to lovin anyone
PERHAPPS: a Joe (name is JOE) cooooould be scare to committ whoole life to anyone
PWEERHAPS and
MMAYBE: JOE loook very har into self and thiiknk very hard befor giviing all of self and all belief and all beeeeing to somone!
WELL - FUCK - JOE DID!! AND DO!
JOE COMMITT ALL OF LIFE TO SOMEBODY AN HER NAME IS GIRL!
And if al of JOe life story so far add up to annything: It is this: THAT Joe is really fuckin serious when He say "I love you" and really fuckin ready to be all for Girl!
And mean it!
SO Suck on that for the neext 2000 years!
see ya at the weddin suckckers!
DOubt all shit of self if make you happy: wright it all down BUT
INFORM JOE: HOW Can you dooubt LOOVE Of Joe and GIRL?>
LISTEN TO JOE: Joe is MASTer OF DOUBT: he has survived the bigges letdown in HIstory of Mankind: WHICH IS:
TO STAND at GATES OF HEAVEN and wait for a GOD Joe beiielve in his whooole life: to stand thare all ready: hands down is JOe: ready for tottal surerender: and willing in TOTAL belief to be welcome home by JESUS CHRIS: who Son of GOD:
and WHAT HJAPPEN!!!???!?
HE(JEsus SuckerCHRIST) is buusy bloowing doobies wit the band in the Alley!
He reliiving the ol times with Mathew, Makr, LUke an John and doin quarters game and sayin "pass the BonG!"HE on a burrito run?!
He wattching re-runs of 3 company????!??!?!
JOE NOT KNOW?!!
WHY?!
DUDE NEVER SHOWED UP!!!!
So all doubters of JOE, think a moment: RUuiminate upoon
the JOe that is now!
PERHAPS: a Joe (such as this) miiiiiiiiiiiiiigight have trouble to trusst anyone
PERHAPIN: JOE could be scare to commit to lovin anyone
PERHAPPS: a Joe (name is JOE) cooooould be scare to committ whoole life to anyone
PWEERHAPS and
MMAYBE: JOE loook very har into self and thiiknk very hard befor giviing all of self and all belief and all beeeeing to somone!
WELL - FUCK - JOE DID!! AND DO!
JOE COMMITT ALL OF LIFE TO SOMEBODY AN HER NAME IS GIRL!
And if al of JOe life story so far add up to annything: It is this: THAT Joe is really fuckin serious when He say "I love you" and really fuckin ready to be all for Girl!
And mean it!
SO Suck on that for the neext 2000 years!
see ya at the weddin suckckers!
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
'DO IT!""
JOe : he lauughing as typpin this; GET THIS:
Joe know in that he tallk here ooffen bout: Girl BEAuTIFUL: GIRL woondeFRUL: GIRL lovve of JOe life:
IS ALL TRUE!!!
But know? : KNOW THIs?: IS THIS: GIRL FUUNNY!
Here exxampl : GO LIke THIS: JOe an GIRL they talking:t alking boubt to live Together; and talk talk GIRL preenten be asleep until ---- JOE sayin "mabye Joe clearin out all of closet for Girl" and Girl JUMPING UP SAYING "DOOO IT!"
oh Joe and Girl we lauuhgn and laughn and lauhg until Girl sayin "NO! DO it!" an moo laughin and luauinging!
THe KICKER?! is: IS THIS:
JoE wakiNG up to CLOSEt EM_PTY an all his shit eeither on flooor or on the ssttreet outsiide of winnow!
THAT GIRL: SHE A BUSS UP!!
JOe : he lauughing as typpin this; GET THIS:
Joe know in that he tallk here ooffen bout: Girl BEAuTIFUL: GIRL woondeFRUL: GIRL lovve of JOe life:
IS ALL TRUE!!!
But know? : KNOW THIs?: IS THIS: GIRL FUUNNY!
Here exxampl : GO LIke THIS: JOe an GIRL they talking:t alking boubt to live Together; and talk talk GIRL preenten be asleep until ---- JOE sayin "mabye Joe clearin out all of closet for Girl" and Girl JUMPING UP SAYING "DOOO IT!"
oh Joe and Girl we lauuhgn and laughn and lauhg until Girl sayin "NO! DO it!" an moo laughin and luauinging!
THe KICKER?! is: IS THIS:
JoE wakiNG up to CLOSEt EM_PTY an all his shit eeither on flooor or on the ssttreet outsiide of winnow!
THAT GIRL: SHE A BUSS UP!!
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
JOE a DEGENNERATE?!
Waiit wait an stopping right there with thinkING:
NO ONE SAYIN THIS TO JOE (this time): IS overhear on buss:
He say(man with skinny face an little glalsses) say to busdrivier: SAY THIS: "You sir, a degenararte, and this enntire buss is complelltely degenerous!!!"
So: JO ON BUSS: SO guess a degernate affer all - or par of degenrousness of bussload people.
JOE IS sorra happy; IS PROUD in way - to be par of this communiity: is JOE: is part of a group of at leass 40 peple!
IS NICE TO BELONG!
Waiit wait an stopping right there with thinkING:
NO ONE SAYIN THIS TO JOE (this time): IS overhear on buss:
He say(man with skinny face an little glalsses) say to busdrivier: SAY THIS: "You sir, a degenararte, and this enntire buss is complelltely degenerous!!!"
So: JO ON BUSS: SO guess a degernate affer all - or par of degenrousness of bussload people.
JOE IS sorra happy; IS PROUD in way - to be par of this communiity: is JOE: is part of a group of at leass 40 peple!
IS NICE TO BELONG!
Monday, May 30, 2005
OTHER RELLIGIONS
There are mmany: it turn out: many more than JOe ever hear bout goroowing up:
All Joe know is; IS THIS: is all godless freaks, espcillay Methodiists!
GIRL turning Joe on to a new way look at life:
look at LIKE THIS:
LIfe is a journy: an at end is a way of beeing that is free and in touch with all tha is:!
An along the way: you will be quuided by a Coloonel who live unner a watterfuall: he is funny: an you will laugh at born AGain Chiirisitns (Lke JOe once were and MRS. MCPUPPPET still BE!); and laugh and aluagh: and live in the 70's - much conflic here! - an hoepefully sumday: You find the Sutra that describe it all: the laughin and the res!
JOE LIKE THIS RellIGION!
SIGN ME MUP!
There are mmany: it turn out: many more than JOe ever hear bout goroowing up:
All Joe know is; IS THIS: is all godless freaks, espcillay Methodiists!
GIRL turning Joe on to a new way look at life:
look at LIKE THIS:
LIfe is a journy: an at end is a way of beeing that is free and in touch with all tha is:!
An along the way: you will be quuided by a Coloonel who live unner a watterfuall: he is funny: an you will laugh at born AGain Chiirisitns (Lke JOe once were and MRS. MCPUPPPET still BE!); and laugh and aluagh: and live in the 70's - much conflic here! - an hoepefully sumday: You find the Sutra that describe it all: the laughin and the res!
JOE LIKE THIS RellIGION!
SIGN ME MUP!
Sunday, May 29, 2005
JOE DREAAM OF JIMMY - AGIN!!
Jimm y is woorking on a new show call of "NURSE SPY" - this nurse is actualy spy an she unnercover in some family(*RICH Famly) an JIMMY play the dooddering ol man who head of siad family - is the ppartriach_ and he allways sayin stuff like "PAck yo bags - we takin Yatcht to Catalena!" Everyone goo "W ow ! When?!" an JImmy say "oh a couple day or two" - all moan.
IN REELITY; the REEL JIMMY is in the basemment with JOe makin a sannwich- they too much ice in the frigge and the sannwich get weet!
THEN ALLLL! come running down stars: NURSE SPY has sollved the case and they come to confroont JImmy and JOe - cuz they the real pupppet masters behin the wholE DAMN THING!
Suond like a hellof a show to JOE:
PRIME TIME!
Jimm y is woorking on a new show call of "NURSE SPY" - this nurse is actualy spy an she unnercover in some family(*RICH Famly) an JIMMY play the dooddering ol man who head of siad family - is the ppartriach_ and he allways sayin stuff like "PAck yo bags - we takin Yatcht to Catalena!" Everyone goo "W ow ! When?!" an JImmy say "oh a couple day or two" - all moan.
IN REELITY; the REEL JIMMY is in the basemment with JOe makin a sannwich- they too much ice in the frigge and the sannwich get weet!
THEN ALLLL! come running down stars: NURSE SPY has sollved the case and they come to confroont JImmy and JOe - cuz they the real pupppet masters behin the wholE DAMN THING!
Suond like a hellof a show to JOE:
PRIME TIME!
