CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

PRE PPARTY JIIITERS?

JOe woory - sweat sweat an clleaning he place allot:
(is thiiis a part of nervous ssystem??: is this happpen all ppeople bfore throwin a parrty for GIRL of dreasms???)

(JOE nooot know: nevver throow one of them ppartys before - neever throow a pparty perod! before!! At all!)

HERE JOOE WOORY:

What if JOe a neard?


LOok at JOE: as he is being known in his small circle of frieinds: IS A BAD ASS!

- Jimmy thinkin so (BAD ASS IS JOE) (say manny TimES) (an JimmY the Godffater!)
-- TERRY real scare of soomeone namne of JOE:
- the great JOsh Larson is alllwasy pleadin wit JOe: "Hold Temmper"an"dont get us fiired agin JOe".
-- ask RIchar J (warrior) or lamo brother JOel (speical boy chrisitian) - they scared Joe sure thing
--- EVEN JErmemy in hoospital afrraid to leave JOE lone when "in his mooods". And Joe is in a hosppital bed a t that momment wit many stiiitches and is as feeble shit - imagine that!

ALSO Manny lonly and scarred peple limmpin through this life and oocaasionally stoppin to shake the head and say: "Dammn, that JOe McP is one bad mother

SHUT YO MOUF!
Wha if JOe in actutuallity is a Neard?

He suree fin out tonight at party!
GIRL's Freinds boun to be muuuch mo woorldy an d so foorth than the JOe (an perhhaps much moor of the bad-ass quallity type person);
Goona be whole diiifreent ball game of wax there, felllas!

Then see if GIrl can Love a Neard?

Hooold on to you gllasses and chaiirs (an keep em in upppright poistion) fooks - gonna be a buumpy night for JOe!

Hol tight: JOe hol on to GIRL!

DID YOU KONW? - GIRL BIRTHDAY PAAWTY!

Did yoyu know? WHO throowing it?
PROUDD and MIGGHTY PROUD andn honoored and oOVER JOYED:
:IS JOE!

GIrl is swwweetnes an d light in Joe Wollrd: in fac: he call her darling, baby - love of life (tha famous JOe swweet talk)+_BUT MEAN it: soo ask (Joe askiing: THIS:

"Girl (say Joe), who cooming to saiad party?"
GIR:L: (repsonding): "manny degennerates and lowlives and scum - mossly tha who comming party JOe"

SOUND LIke MY KINDA PARTy (Responding to this IS JOE")

So SEE YA THERE!
(jimmy allready seending regress, sorry baby

MANY REVELAATIONS!

Sooory if JOE a bit of PUnnster (learn from Mom - is MIISSES MCPUPPET!)

SO: here whhat JO e learrnd9 so ffar from TV SHow on REVeLALTIONS:

1) is aoubut: as Joe guusinig: end of times
2) Here are eveents leadding up toa ppocalypse
3; woorld chaoos
4) a nun is running round with a viideo cammera
5) proffessor has a neww book
6 is OF INTERST: a little girrl get hit in head by liiIGHTENNING BOLT: is Dead: IS BREAIN DEAD: but cann talk
and can telll the truth abouut evvertying!

SOUND Like ANNYONE YOU KNOW???!!

Commmin at you live - is JOE!

YOUR INNTTREPID RPORTER

repporting for duty! name IS JOE!

JOe happy with this woorld an want spend all time of life in it: JOe Happy: especialy when Girl is sleepin in his beed: as is now: Joe lettin sleep: her sayin "I comin down harrd, JOE!" Poo baby; she woorkin so hard

but WORLD WILL END! And when do: JOe wanna be par of the loosing side!

amd as toolld JOe in many sermons and many talks with manny holy people: JOE ALREADY on that side -- so
JOE WATCHINNG THE TV SHOOW ON TV: REVELATIONS: an keepping notes for you
all loiyal readers!

Stay tunned as you man in the frooont line tell all he learn

VOW OF SIILENC!

JOE reeding the hooororscopes for todday: and it sayin" IS: is this:
"You irrestiible when you talkiing an you makin all ladys love you - y0ou have gifft tha way"

(As konw) all true wit the sweet talk of JOe: is legndary o course": "tht joe is ooone sillver tounged tdevil:" say one witinnes: "he (joe) talkin make all sezy feel" saynother! (an Jimmy say "Pally" but that a nother storry)

SO JOE KEEP TRAP SHUT SHUT an SHUT!

All o day an niight timE too, juz case!, cuz only room for ONE GIRL an ONE GIRL only - is GIRL; and name is GIRL!

So if seen on sttreet today: seeing JOE; jus wave and he wavin back!

THAT ALL YOU GET FROM JOe On THIS DAY!

JOe DOING WHAT HE DO

Makin plans; takkin care oof buisniess: dooing it all for my baby!

An Jimmy course. Cnat for get Jimmy.

JOE ON TV - AGIN

Tthis TIme with JIMMY!

If watcching "Contnder" on NBC TV, Channel 4, you seeing JImmy at a fight, wattching two fellears beeating shi out of one anoohter - an lllater you seeing JImmY at sme fight, grimmacing an throwin puuuches in aiir as one ffeillear get hitt Reeal hard~!

If look clos: that be you firend and trusty naaarator siitting next: the guy in blue shirt: his name is JOE; and he is ME!

Fond memoryes of that niight: (unnerstand tha all Jimmy appppareances on TV mus shoot with a movie cammera on weeks or moonths earlier than on aiiring date: this a deal that JImmy mus have in contrack or NO SHOW! It a spciial deal: but HJimmy worht it):(every penny!

Soomone say: "JOe all you talk bout Jesus! You Jesusu freak?" Jimmy smille (like Jimmy do) and punchin the Joe at arm and saying "Don' you woorry bout my boy> He hat that Jesus!"

AND I DO!