CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

RED BERRY PIE!

Wher it at!? Mus be havin: to aks you fo rplease! and please!
so let JOe is knowin okay?
PLeazxe!

I CHallaENG YOU:

To a Writer's Duel!

Name is Joe McpuppEt and I will out write you , an OUt WRITE you and I WIl win in the Writers Duel between you an mE!
And there TWO PEOPL who JOE is hopin to hear thi challenge:
1) IS jimmY; Is my goo freend: name of JImmY Caan: who like a goo challeng and rise to: affer all: his GOdfadther!

2) is SPEZIAL BOY: is HE: IS name of thi BLOG: IS CHRIST: IS JESUS: WHO NEVER SHOW up WHEN JOe DIE! JOe (auuothr of this blog: introduuce : name is JOe:)
Joe die
he die on oppperatin table
is brain tumor oppeartion
he see the ligh
he see HEAQVEN!
He go to ligh to HEACVEN
WHERE IS JESUS?
HE NEVER SHOW TH FUG UP!C!!!!

SO let's go boy! Lewt us Tango you Slavcker Christ!
Nam is JOe!!!!

COOL LINEES TO SEY IN A FIGHHT!

My faforite: is tuatght to me by my freennd Bumpy:
HE say: "You play roolette?" to guy he bout to hit. GUy sey: "Yes I playin the roolette!" Then Bumpy Sey: "Alway bet on black!" cuz he afrrican _+amarican!

Me: I will seY: "You ar playin rooolette? What you bettin on?" Guy sey(WHO CARE:) AND JOE SEY: "Aalway bet on RED!" cuz is cooler of BLood: aND THEN joe HIt guy in head and just ABVOVE THE EYe and (if lucky) then bloood pour INto EYe and Guy seein life throu the blood and it is RED!

Cool line #1 is that (abovve)

#2: is: What if guy sey "Odd" like he bet on "Odd". Then JOe say: "Well, is Odd Man out!" wit empahisis on word of "OUT!" then he (jOE) hit him (GUY) and hopefully guy get knock
OUT!!!


sssasa ##3: is: "look at this: is my TWO fissts: 1 and numbber 2! and TWO is a an EVN NUBMER!" Bang and punch! "That EVEN the sccoore!"

More lallter -0 you freeNd JOe!

JOE ADVIce!

(is monthhly coloumn)

TOday: is : carepe deeum!
Transaliationa: is : Seze the DAy!