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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, February 28, 2004

AN APPOLOGY TO MR. GIBVSON!

JOe ethink and think about last post: about tMel gibson Braveheart sucking! Joe watchs the TV show with Mel about people leeaving theatre with no words : and Mell say: I hop e this make a change.

Joe Apology: Im sorry mr. Givbson, Jo was heasdy and abrutp, cuz i have a history with thit mouther fucker, but I apologize deeply.

Mr.r GHibson, you clearly hate Jessus more than me!
Im jesalous! How do you do it?
BRAVEHEART SUCKSA!

OKay, the Ending is prretty coo! FIVEth Vdico Joe has Rented! 1) Wheree's Heery Crum, 2) somoe more with that fat boy, thumbs down!, Wagons east1 3) prono -straight Jilly kelley an d som e buddy, reveiw: funny sex 4) GAy sex! Homoselexuliaty is SEX! And its interesting they do thing s with a penis a nd a but, you would dnot believ!

Five is Passiano of Christ~ Fanfftastic! SO good! Hrut Hurst and Hurst! So much hurt! Everybody is hurrint thing the whwole omovie! Everyong wantsss to move to a new town an find out that they ar some one difrent, so dodes Jes sus Christ _ they all hate him in Jewvile and so the Jews evict his ass (Joe is learnig abgout this this) and Jesus cucoul just go, but says, fuck it tand satays an d GET TS HIS ASS FUCKING WHIPPED alog! (QWHack wack says Joe)

Cauationary tale: Folks, if they want yo to go: go! cuz tother wise, you are gonna gett your butt kiced! Suck it up an dtake the bad credit ratin!
#6 Braveheart: Nice endint where he gets his buct kiccked an heurt alot! I like Mell Gibson he like s to hur t himself but he likes mor to hurt The SAVIOR!

MELL GIVSON IS OKAY IN MY BOOK FOR THESE REASAONS: HE likes TO HUR T HIMSLEF! (ONE)


(TWO) HE likes LOVES Hurting JESUS CHRIST BETTER!


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Thursday, February 26, 2004

I'm HIGH!\

Anasd not on laife, Revereend DAllas! I"m high on a misxture of couffghing surup and whipping cream --fi if you fufcx with the cap jus right you can get sosme of a ir out of it and whoW!!!
I leraned abou tthis slittle combitination from my neew rfrriend Mattweh. I kicked Mattehw in the head last night!

I was hapapy and high off of "PAssion OF CHRIST" so happy and gleeful and Matthwe was siitting on the sidwalk oustside the theatre and I thought, m"AN it woul ve fun to kick him in th ehead, jus like in that movie, kicking Jesus and whippin g hitm, but NO ONE KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD!" So I just wailed on him!

Matttrw is waek an d poor , jus like Jesus said help him, so I jUST WAILED ON HIM!

Then his head hurt alot and I felt real goodd an d real bad at ssme time (NOT LIKE in some Chrisitain story, regret and sorry and not GREIF" but ) I felt like

WWHATEVER! Matthew and I are now friends. He just lft after teachin me the new trick with the couff surup and the Whip Cream!

I'm HIGH!

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

SAW THE PAAASIONS OF CRFHIST!

All IU can say is it was over too soosn! The 12 hours just shot bnoy! WOW! I've enever felt soso good!

I'm beat froem all the laughign and whacking in the b athrroom (12 times)!

More tomorrowo!
I"m SERIOUS!

What Centurryu do we live in!
Squier, me lady!

Sunday, February 22, 2004

OH SHIT!@

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