CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

ON BIRTHDASY: OF RICHARD JA.

JOe snending out bibirthday and wishes: to THAT ONE; name is RIchard J>

HERE GO: you: RIchard J: IS a warrior and goo man (in eyees JOE least:

JOe tfeelin s for you MUILTI_lAYERED: like a BALL Of sting: you peel one thing an find another; Unravl:

FIND: rrespect (1) : and 2 is: findin appaprection for all do: ALL ARE (3) - arrtis> an Firned: warrior (said:) QUALITIES LIKE: kind - funnnny as shit! - know lots - goo call things mos times and offen JOe wrong (not this time); and eexpecially

QUEIIT AsSENTION!

You RICHAR J: offen asskin JOe SPEAK OUT! ask JOE, say"JOE! Speak out!" on EQUALITY! an on EqUAL wrights FOR all: STANDIN UP! for speking and telling mind on BIG iSSUES; YOu are aksin JOE;
fo you BIRTHdAY

JOE START RIGHT NOW:
HERe is song bby WArrior Soul (lkke you RJ!):
Go like this : (MO CUT AN PAST BY JOE (proucd))

I know you're tired
Of being put down
And all the crap that's said in town
But you're the person that matters most
I raise my glass, and make a toast
This one's for the losers
Substance abusers
To the rejects
All the imperfects
To the retarded
And the broken-hearted
To the starving massses
And the lower classes
'Cause I think you're beautiful
'Cause I think you're beautiful
'Cause I think you're beautiful
No matter what anyone else says
I think we're beautiful

JOe will figt on: GOO FITHGT: for you borhter J

JOE CUT n PASTE

Is new fo JOE; USe intnet: find somthing: and
CUT AND PSATE (Joe pporoud self; expect miiracles by brekfast! HA!)

IS what? Is song JOe here drivin home frm GIrL:
IS summ it alllllllllll up!

I'll sing it one last time for you

Then we really have to go

You've been the only thing that's right

In all i've done.

And I can barely look at you

But every single time I do

I know we'll make it anywhere

Anywhere from here

Light up, Light up

As if you have a choice 

Even if you cannot hear my voice

I'll be right beside you dear

Louder, louder

And we'll run for our lives

I can hardly speak I understand

Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes

It makes it so hard not to cry

And as we say our long goodbyes

I nearly do.

Light up, light up

As if you have a choice

Even if you cannot hear my voice

I'll be right beside you dear

HOW THAT? JOE MEAN THIS SHIIIT!

IS JOE In NEWS?!

IS somoeone back hurt? IS somoene late court? IS JOE doiNG? IS JimmY ideaS?

joe IS not tell: bu famosus

All joe tell--THIS: Joe nneeding SIDE -KICK! all HERO NEED a sicke-kick!
IF JOE a HERO then:

OPeN CALLL ALLL SIDE KICK:
qualiifiicaitiosns: Mus hate lord (thogh prhaps not much as JOE): mus have ssense of Fun:
Jump In Arms of Joe when ScaRED!: Scaare ezy epspecialllly of GHost!:
Bee funnnyer haff of TEaM: is touggf job: (JOe famous sense humor:)
2) have fnmny nkickmame: liek Grinny mCGee: or Teethy Johnnnnson

SICDE KICK POSISTIN APPLIICANNNTS:

If have tttourble apply: Pleaws forward all inquiries to: JoeMCPuppet@yahoo.com! IS my name and my number:

Too all all ESLE: Best Girl Pooostion filled CMPLETLY! by who? By my Girl!

all other appliicantins: READ ON:

JUS BACK FRROM GIRL

ALl Joe can SAY: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Is GOod bein JOe!

JOE NEW LEASE ON LIIFE!

It unnforontunte how Manny time JOe face DEaTh fo tendr years: and die TOO (and all knw whaat happen then ( if no - see TITLE ABVE!)

bu Joe LIVE! an cleann bill health DocotrS!

IS turue what SAY: aiiir smell sweeter - bird siong a sympony- earth ffeel good bneath of feet: all troubl les press: all joy so close

perhapps: kisses tast mo womerful! hair ffel even silikier in hand! skikn soffer to touch! Sez beeter too (though hard imgin!)

Joe fin out tmororow when SEE and HOLD and TOUCH and LOOOOOOOVE his Girl lik nevr bfor see and hol and TOUch and loooooooooove!

Cuz JOE live! And glad for it!

WHY JOE HAV SUCH GOOOD LIFE?

Joe? JOE o ALL Peopll?!
MOs peopll (frm Joe exprienc) mus fear or prisaie they LOrD: if expect evn a-ok alife:
Joe hate an Mock! MOCK DAILY!

LOook AT: Joe LIFE: is good

He have GIRL (1); is numbber one! IS in JOe hear t and let jUST say it: she vvery good: is good in mny ways JOe enumbberate in many post: (sez - funnienes- intellegenc - kinness mor) plues is nice to JOe:
mus go on? WILL!

2) AND friends: many: Jimmy course : the pally is JHImmy: and Terry and CAppy Boo: EG: the rest of GAneG: ppoor RIchar j: even Todd B(no real name) and JOsh Logan -famout swriter sand cowby and moviestar! (joe like em all - need in life)
#3 is Fun JOBS: get smash shit: get hurt peple for JImmy: get takin care busines for all: Is goo and ffullfilin: Joe fin spezil skills: fin callin in life!

THis amke Joe HAPPY; and make JOE SCARE: espcially is going DOcotr tmororw: IS Joe:

Mayybe is all SUckcker punch fromm SUCker CHRIST: is "here happyness- JOe! -
now say by- by!"

If so JOe MIs all : also new firends: Hunn!, Dirty DAN!, PIsser Cat! -- and MILES an d IMpy.

bu miss Girl mos!

JOE DAY OOFF

No call frm Jimmy: so fifugure Irishman has reperive and Joe tak the day oof:

Decicde Catch uP with JOshu8a: Him from old dsays at warehourse job: where frst meet JImmy

SAMe OLd JOSHUA: sickk Fuk: he still tal.ing same shit: stiill wriritng same book -- though is wrote 12 books so far - all same;

HERE THE STORY OF JOSHUA''S SAME DAMN BOOK (OVER AND OVER AND OVER):"

and Joe know well, firend, he work guy like 6 moths:

Settging: A Ranch.
CHARACTERS-- some dumby fucks work on Rach; is coowobys : is little girls: is some cows: IS JOSH LOGAN (no shit: Joe nooot lie, this
main chccaracher) who Josuhua:Writer: like admitt has "somme auuutot bbiograhpiical elementsA" NO SHIT! Is a war veteeran: is allways ggetting screwd frmom amrmy for diidshonoral discarge: has burnt up hand (all like JOsusha: WRITER)

STORY: (l 12 books n connting!) : ALL hahpy on Rannch and all looove JOsh LOGAN who is kin and good and help little girl and feed cow: THEN Movie People show up: They gonna mke a MOVIE on the Rancch: JOSH IS THE STAR!; somme fujnny stuff about cammeras falling in mud an acters who caannot ride a horese; THEN

THEN the SERIAL KIULLER SHOW UP!

JOe no lie: this JOe DAY OOF: Here same damn stoory for 12 fucgging time!
AND JOE hav help the GREATH JOSH LOGAN unlload a whole truck of boxs at Warehouse for priiivled ge of this wonerful discoourse!

Summtimes Joe wish he wre not such a goo friend: suchh a gnntle soul: ( here is JOE laugh a bit) but dammn
Summtimes Joe wish he a cat: why a cat: why noot a cat name is MIles? or IMPy? cuz then he slllep in same bed wit GiRL all niht and eVErY night: good deal-

Keey diffrernce: JOe Vssers. CAT: Joe ahveing sez with Girl!

There agood thoght: JOe go sleep: dream of Girl NOt FUGkGING ranch/ movie/ seirial kiler
:IS LAME