CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOCARANNDAHS!!!!

tha all Joe say bout tha

iis Privat thin btween Joe n Girl (an begiining of a beuautiful tradiiotn)!

RE SEARCH

JOe allways remmbering the woords of he goo freind: name is JIMMY: go like this: THIS: "Know Ledge, Joe! Know ledge is tha key. so doo you res search my goo frend name of Joe "

and also JImmY sayin "mak a s8igniificant contrtibution to wahhatever you woorkin on!"

Need not remind dear readers: this is JIMMY CAAN we tallking bout: an he the GOffather affer all! So JOE lissen of course!!!

JOe APPLY jIMMY advice to current siiutation: Is woorking at place restooroing ( fixing all up) old paiinting of Cruxicificon of an old freind of JOE ! Goo work huh? Goo oppportunity fo JOe makin siignificatn contrribution!

So far - (day one) JOE JOB includ liffting heavier stuff an handing of paint and brushs to artiists on ladders. He mus ask for baffrooom brake an eeat lucnh alone

NOT Goo NUFF! NOT for PREO-ACTIVE JOE!

SO Joe is praacticing what Jimmy preach:HE doing the Re Search and gaining the KNOW LEDGE:

RES SEARCH: IS liseetening U2! an reviiwing fillm call of ":Rattle an HUM": learning bout the Bono

Why? Cuz this is WORD ON STREET: this is waht the impotant peopl liek and love an talk over at the spezil lunchs JOe not invitted to. They gooing shows and quooting words - readin to selves all stuff bout the Bono - as eat togeether in spezil grou p of speizl people.

SO FAR: (HERE THE FRUIITS OF JOE RES SARCH SO FAR: ) IS: JOE HATE HATE AN HATE U2(an spezil HAAAATE foir THE BONO!

but mus bring hoome bacon for GIRL
and
MUS KEEP WORD TO JIMMYE!

So woork conitnue
gonna be loooooong nighht

JOE ONE TIIIRED BOY

Running a ll over place: is today. An feeling bad bout GIRL: JOe fuck up : not gett her perscriptoion at clinic -- was needle day an JOe jus spacE! Bad bad Joe!@

But goo news is: IS THIS: no on compare JOe to biblbical figur today: an no one ask him why GOD put him any given room or place or sppace that JOe currently occuppiying: where JOe is? he jsut is: no GOD plan bout that!

bu.. to end a week of this sososrt of shit: JOE get a job restooring a picture: Work start to moororow and is a loooong gig: is working on fixiin an old paiinting: and GET THIS:

GETTIN THI: IS of Bible SCENE: QUESS WHICH?:?
CLUE IS _- IS JOE FAVCORITE SCENE IN BIBLE

no not whippping; IS CURRIUFIXZION!!!

JOE gooonna be reeeeeeeeal good at thiiis job!

THINGS GO BETTER WITH GIRL!

Hope get: is like this: is a using of woord "Girl' instaed of "Coke" "coca-cola>"

GET IT?

Is true too! JOE Jus love his time wit this lady!!! Give me her (to me) any way any how (tired or limp or whatever) she MINE!

Italics!

I TELL YA SOMBODY GOONNA PAY FOR THIS

CHeck joe Week soo far:

Sunday: is named King DAvid by a sscychic!
Monday: is appointted by GOd hisself to be in samme room of gooood CHrisitains as they plot they little Mooive about JEsus Christ hissielf.
IS TUESDAY: maybe they pay JOE lot s of money to be par of little JEsus movie (GOd tell them)

What JOe rest of week be like? Can it gett more fuucked up?!
HOW TOP THAT?

MAYBE JESUE S DIE _ AGAIN! AND JOE GET WATCH THIS TIME?>?!!!

JESU S IN REAL TROUBBLE NOW!
(that cloown!)

This a real story: meanning true:

Got a call fromm TErrY today: he saying "JOe get in on doown here! Have joob for you!"

So - TeeRRY callin: JOe going!@ (is liike that- with Terrry an Joe)

IS usuall set up: in room: is :

Terry - he job is get all the monney and giv a little to Joe:

is Produccers (they job is to have the money for noow and be reluctannt to give it up - an also to prretend to selfs tha they are smarrt and artisitci and all lah-de-ddah])

is Dirrector (chick): who like the ideea of "haaving a viiison" and "seein it" and talkking about mutiitlieple film stooks (WHAT?) and personal coonnection to projecK

som fucking music fag: from England!

and wriiter: who is there to suick all dick and pertend to "GET IT"

and JOE: who job is to HURT SOMEONE:
BUT WHO?!

All talk and talk and JOe take a little nap: In head he flooating down a rivver in Alaska with he baby: NAME IS GIRL: Then some one say a name make joe snap awake

IS "JESUS"

turn out: project is: IS THIS: JEsus story: the story of JEsusu but set in moddern day: meaning today; right now

JOE WIDE AWKAKE!

Someone say: "this has be mad3e!" someone saying how they "believe he Son of GOd, and DIED on cross and Resusuurected!" SOMEONE ELSE: DIRECTOR? saying that it all comin togteether! Tha "part of he plan!"

"That a diivene pressence was guiidiing han d of prooject: that they a reason that we all in room toggether!"

JOE head reeeling: JOE HEARING:

PRODUCER: (assking): is this: is : "why you here?! What divcine force briingin us together today?"

Joe start spea: "BEcause Joe were born to this world for soul reason OF bringin this stoory to sillver sccreen! JOE was a innoocent boy once and when was JOE blieive in the CRisst boy moore than ever you all could beliieve in all you travvles! He give sllef comoplpetly to Chriist sissy and even readdy to diiie with him! JOE IS hit bby a bus A CHURCH BUSand he is diiagonosed by a doctor an then two more: JOE IS dyin: have a bbrain tumor! JOE WILL DIE! ND HE DO! JOE DIE: he on opppertaint table: He die: hee see HEAVEN: for all that fucking worth: beccuase JESUSE SUCKKER GOD OF CHRISTI never SHOWING UP! JEUSUS BLOOWING JOE OFF! and JOE hatting him fooor it!
'and Joe liiving all life since in tottal hatytred of man-bboy[-GOd he once loove: ths is JOE CROSS: and JOE liviing in this moodern world;
sOooo
SO YEAH: they a reason JOE here!"

Bu WRITER jum p in first: he say "blah balh, he father a minsiiter, blah blah, he father leavin church same time leavin family an little boy name of writer, bllah and blah and blah, how story of crhist has captureed him, and blah, and is mos imporrtant sotry in WEstern Civilizzation, and blah - diriicter correct compare to ROmeo and Juiileit; is another cllasic tale in owwn right - and blah - gospel of Thomas speak of tha sense of KIngdom within - blah - woul be pleasure and honoor to be wriiting said screen play"

An all is CLEAR to JOE

HE KNOW NOW WHO TO HURT!

JOE TURN OUT BE KIING DAVID!

Joe go see ssychic: is spirituallist: is practicin spiritism: HERE WHAT SHE SEE:

Turnn out JOE is KING David: is great warrior: a leader: he frends loove h8im bu cannot go wheere JOE gooin: he choose by GOD for this poosititon: HE that KING!@

IS mucch Truth in her saayingS!

WAIIIT!!! IS THIS JOE MCPUPPPET SEPEAKING?!! WHY NOT FREEAKING OUT AN D TRASHIN PLACE AND SHoUTING MANNY FUUUCK YOU JESUUSUZ?!

CAlmin doown, dude: IS OLD TESTAMENT!

Besidees , David love to siing: all whoo know =in the biiible like JOE foorced to know:
And
ONE HELL OF A DANCER!