CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOE GET BORED ON Moivie SET

True stoory: some dumb sihits in a coconvertible nearly brakin neckks look at Joe as he WHAT:"?
Is Just hoooiding a boom mikee high buve his head (and hurrting like htell) for some dduumb ass movivie: Iss JIMMY idea!

So miiind is driftting: JOE thinkin about DOnold Trump mor an mor since GIRL is couummincatin with him in dreams: andREMEMBER this:

REMEMBER the great Jos Larson: whenn workin with: and he (HJOS LOARSON:) hat e this one sedruity guard at warehaus:
JOe no care: all relationsship with is: JOE Rellationship is: "Ello Maam" -morinign- and "bbye Mam" in evenin"
But the greeat Jos Laron: he call her mummbly and say a dumb bibctch:
one day Joe in comin work late and Joshh soooooo ahppay:
say "Mummby say taht STevn Speilburg and/or Donoold Trump will be here today!"
JosH laugh an lafffin, HAW HAW; cuz it do seem highlly unlikkley that eitther thse genntlemen showing up where Jos and JOe be workin (a Wherehouse) in exact middle NOWERHES VILLE!

WHO SHOW UP LATER? IS Steevn Speielberg!

JOe laugghing so hard that alomost to split his guts an wiide ooppen! Lauughing so ahrd (IS JOE) that JosH leave!

SO Joe figue"" WHAT HELL?" and he (JOE) leavning work early ($$$ fo free) and so
NOt KNowing if DONold TRUMP ever showing up

SOORRY BABY

BACK WORK fOR TEERRY

Teery say JUMP! People work for Teery say HOWW HIGH?

\or JOE HURT!

Joe bacck in ffamiliar role of "bad cop" an motitivating through intimiidation and through the carreful use of forcce! IS eaazy for JOE

but DISOOVERY is:
is not AS eaazy as proovividn love and care for somone Joe is care about: wihc be GIRL; and Joe seem goo at Job of this: and suprringingly wll qualiified for position!

So MESSAG FROM JOE: TO all seekkers of ssaid Job:
all applicaitionas are denyed: and all applicatinants must deal with OTHER JOe
Cuz that part (as sayin) Eassy as PIE and ICE CRAM for JOe!

FOREWOARNED: Joe like PIe: aslo ice CReam: and AS SAID: to do HURTING!

JOE BLUSHHING

JOe is lookikng at Oold Diary: ooooouch hurtn!: go like this: "oh have illtitle joe been gooo srvent day lord oh litttlie jOe is tryin so hard ohlord to lern from your sccrafice and be goo solider of lord."
THIS SHITT I S MEEMBARASSING!

IS like SCAB: mus pick: an maybe Scab Fairry brining Toy: "oh lor , today so many yung souls bring to you glory in you name" blah blah and mor tlakin bout some play fo joe work on perfoorming chilen and: THEN:
OF INTTEREST: THIS: GO:

"dar diairy, here is little joe wit a big quesion, and he is wonndering, "will he ever love anyone like I love our Lord, GJuesus Christ, my Savior.? is there a love that big?"

ANSWER: FROM BIG JOE

" DEAR LITTLE JO:
"Yes, fugker! You looving GIRL a whooole hel a fuck mor en ever lovin that sack shit! You lovin her when shee wakin up and when she sleppping - whne with an when not with , in a car drivn, when lissening her Daddy shoutin at, when look at trees with, when look at a book with or place where keepin books (forgetin what call now: call place: with the books and the kepping) and whnn she sad and when she so happy sh e laughing and smiling(so cuuttE) you are liiking alot when she happy and smiling (Like say: she so cuutte!) an lovin Her even when thinn about her - make Joe (you) (and me, gussin') allll feel so good - even feel trannscendent - even filled wit a spiiirt- is of lov JOe! you even feel even when she sleeping

Which is now: IS GIrl: sleepin (andd tTHNAK to all goo friends with lovin remmarks and goo prayers for my baby -she sleepin and okaay an beeaatufiul as ever!)

So: that JOe answer. Still many quesstions left: soluuition?>>

MUS ASK JIMMY! cours!

LONG RIDDE TO HOSPIITAL

GIrl is gettin sick lasst nigh: and JOe there: she say "Help" and JOe help only way he know how:
With his mouth!
Callin on the phone! an then in the ambulance: is scary tirp JOe cuz lovin Girl and woory: Paaramendics say "woory" so Joe worry woooory woory:
but GIRL Goddam HIliariuos! She bussing JOE UP!

BUISSING JOE UP! so funny wit the bits about this and that: "my thoat"!!: humor of thing she observe: she is obsserving humor: finning humor in things obbserve: and tell JOe all funny thigns: including "do I look weird as feel?" PUNCH IS "NO?!"

(an fuunny funny----- hurt JOE SIDe remember (if could) is som busisness with a Waiiter who
look like Sandr Bullet! (whoever is) is a funny thing! as recall!

Somber when Girl is slepeping: Joe rrmmeber NOTHER riDE TO AHOPSPITAL: is JOE's OWN: and all events tha occur affer

JOE takin momeent ThnK in HOPSICAL (bevore fin GRIL IS fine if be mo CAReful)
JOE THINKNING about his PASST:
JOE THINKNING THIS:
IS;

When JOe bblieve and BEILIVE: were Joe bbettter? Better- Answer is maybbe no.
other qution: when JOE beielve and BELIVE: is other peoplelle bteter?
Ansswer? IS mabybye YES.

Joe thiikn of Childrren he help. little kids he tech in SUNDAY school and PUT on a play for and sing to and tell abouuut a happy life - JO e think he mayybe have a giff with 1) kids and 2 with the puppets and 3 with the storyy tell he did. SOoo...

SO JOE THINK anothhher nigh!: he jus happy his GIRL is goo and fin and will tell JOke (HOPE) night when out hoppital and JOE see her!(nand lovin her=-GIRL Is who JOe will Love-)

Love also all who takin time read abbout ol JOe Woes! (an prayyer for GIRl)(but not to him!)

JIMMY TALKS - JOE LISSEN!

MEssage ACTUAL readin difrent: IS: "I wan you to draag him out in desrt and shoot him!"

OKAY. Jimmy Oka! : is a liitle prooblmeatic: draggin takin a littl more energy than JOe thinnin and perhaps involivng another fella (mayb the great Josh Larson!): also: shooting him requie a gun: an GUn be givin by Jimy to Jo is awful big: har conceal: also is veeery big!

Problm for another day.

Tonight: Joe is workin on selfimprovment: catchin up on all stuf miss from Home SHCOOLing: is MUCH!

Lesson plan night: JOe learn counting above 30.

if lucky , in morning Joe is woriking all way from 32 thru 37 and start aon 40s

SNEAK PREVEEW: JIMMY SHOW!

JOe is wattching TV with GIrl las night
BEfoRE makin more of the Music wit GIRL
( Intitinoal? Tha be a solid yes! Mindbolowing?!: another Solid Gold Yes on that one! Prin it and take to bank: cash: you will not be sorry for this was best sez Joe ever havin!)

and Joe and GIrl are seein the

COMING ATTRACTION:

"THIS WEEK on JIMMY SHOW IN VAGAS!""
sum shi with sum girl and sum guy and WHeel Of FOURTuNE! and "Sumbody cheating JImmy" and a card game of som sort and blah and blh an blah (JOE waitin) and blah blah "sombody is pissin JImmy off" (JO e W(aiiting and

BINGAW!

JOE SEEING THIS: IS: JIMMY TALKING (to who? TO JOE Course:)
"I wan you to tak him in desrt and kill him!"

Is Jimmy talkin about JEsus? IS it at all possible that this be Jimmy meessage to JOe on Eastter Sunday?

DUH!
is sooooooooooo obvious:
IS like if JImmy yell out to JOE:
"HEY JESUS! HOW YOU LIKE THAT BOX?! THE BOX, JESUS, HOW YOU LIKE IT?!"

Box is a coffin and JCsupersuck go in it: in ground: in desrt:

JOe cannt wait tommooorw for furuther insturctiongs on the JImmY Cann in Veagas show: ABC TV: channel 7 on TV,

check ya locall lissing!