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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!
Saturday, May 07, 2005
FIGHTING JOE MCp!
Veryynice diineer with Girl allmos ruin: when JOE cooming out of baffroom to fin OLD Frien Of GIRL hasswling her: guy is drun and beeing ridiculous: thiiis piising JOe off foor nummber of reasioons, least wich is guy no knowiing how hard a weeke that Girl havin(not neeedin he attention) and MOS of which is GIRL is JOE GIRL!
So JOE SAY: "HEy, bub, name is JOe. Now GIRL is a big giril and cun tak care of own prooblems: but Joe a BIG Guy and he like to take care of heer shit for her! SO back the fug up - that my fiiancee MISTER!'
well- he scar easy an run (too bad- JOe liik to use he hands if know in what Joe saying).
ALL ELSE GOOD (lovin tha GIRL an and she allways sayihng right thing - and sitting in back of car with her holding close is very muc the bes thing JOe ever exppierenc!) .
SOme othther troubles, but JOe let TERRY take care of them -- Terry have he own spezil skills too!
NIGHt ALL!
Veryynice diineer with Girl allmos ruin: when JOE cooming out of baffroom to fin OLD Frien Of GIRL hasswling her: guy is drun and beeing ridiculous: thiiis piising JOe off foor nummber of reasioons, least wich is guy no knowiing how hard a weeke that Girl havin(not neeedin he attention) and MOS of which is GIRL is JOE GIRL!
So JOE SAY: "HEy, bub, name is JOe. Now GIRL is a big giril and cun tak care of own prooblems: but Joe a BIG Guy and he like to take care of heer shit for her! SO back the fug up - that my fiiancee MISTER!'
well- he scar easy an run (too bad- JOe liik to use he hands if know in what Joe saying).
ALL ELSE GOOD (lovin tha GIRL an and she allways sayihng right thing - and sitting in back of car with her holding close is very muc the bes thing JOe ever exppierenc!) .
SOme othther troubles, but JOe let TERRY take care of them -- Terry have he own spezil skills too!
NIGHt ALL!
Friday, May 06, 2005
JOE HAFF SLEEP
He typping and sayinn g HI to all freends: he leeting GIRl get soome muuch needded sleep - an will joiin in mmoment.
LET JOE TELL yah all: thiis enngaged life is goood. it all making sense to JOE now-all of life and all time sppent to this moment: cuz now GiRl is slleepin in JOe bed: she gooona wake up at soome pooint and givin JOe a hug and a kii:probblay say soomthing that mke JOe smile and amke jooe feel good: she goona have soome cooffee that JOe has prropared for her; and she goonana kis JOE on way to detooox cenner.
JOE WILl smile and think her all day long
He typping and sayinn g HI to all freends: he leeting GIRl get soome muuch needded sleep - an will joiin in mmoment.
LET JOE TELL yah all: thiis enngaged life is goood. it all making sense to JOE now-all of life and all time sppent to this moment: cuz now GiRl is slleepin in JOe bed: she gooona wake up at soome pooint and givin JOe a hug and a kii:probblay say soomthing that mke JOe smile and amke jooe feel good: she goona have soome cooffee that JOe has prropared for her; and she goonana kis JOE on way to detooox cenner.
JOE WILl smile and think her all day long
Thursday, May 05, 2005
BOX ARERIVE:
IN it: manny fancy devicies: some of which are tappe recoorders and oththers: are viideo cammeras: who from? WHY?
IS ovibious toa ll readders of this by all: IS FRom Goovenrment! Why? For reocording of all Joe bedroom connversations when slleepin: they (agennts) hear of Joe inner conveesrations with JImmy and wannt a piiice of action
FORGUT IT! Only GIR:L can hear JOe innner thouughts: thhat shooull d be oobvious too to all readers and by all!
WHy? DUUmub question: she only one makking Joe hearrt jump and peenis exxplode!
AND DO!
IN it: manny fancy devicies: some of which are tappe recoorders and oththers: are viideo cammeras: who from? WHY?
IS ovibious toa ll readders of this by all: IS FRom Goovenrment! Why? For reocording of all Joe bedroom connversations when slleepin: they (agennts) hear of Joe inner conveesrations with JImmy and wannt a piiice of action
FORGUT IT! Only GIR:L can hear JOe innner thouughts: thhat shooull d be oobvious too to all readers and by all!
WHy? DUUmub question: she only one makking Joe hearrt jump and peenis exxplode!
AND DO!
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
WHAT A PAL!!!
jIMMy not mad at all! in fact, he dooing sweetes thing for JOe an GIRL: is a weddin preent of soorts: HE GEETING DIVORCED!
Yah, says Jimm-y to JO(E: "you love that you shharing wit GIRL is soo inppiiring: it remmindin JImmy of whhat real lofve bein!' so he sayin he goobyes to he wife of 10 year: don worry they still hgoo friends.
WIERD: thjis connve3rsation with Jimmy COMplETLY slipping from JOE mind.
HOW he remmmember? Thankkin to GIRL!
new DIsoocovery isw JOE talkking in he selleep(NEVer KNWOING THAT onE!_) and GIRL liissen verry carefully and evenn takking notes: TELL Joe all bout in moorning.
And THAT HOW JOE REM#EMBER! Ain GIrl the bess thing ever? JOE suure thinking so!
jIMMy not mad at all! in fact, he dooing sweetes thing for JOe an GIRL: is a weddin preent of soorts: HE GEETING DIVORCED!
Yah, says Jimm-y to JO(E: "you love that you shharing wit GIRL is soo inppiiring: it remmindin JImmy of whhat real lofve bein!' so he sayin he goobyes to he wife of 10 year: don worry they still hgoo friends.
WIERD: thjis connve3rsation with Jimmy COMplETLY slipping from JOE mind.
HOW he remmmember? Thankkin to GIRL!
new DIsoocovery isw JOE talkking in he selleep(NEVer KNWOING THAT onE!_) and GIRL liissen verry carefully and evenn takking notes: TELL Joe all bout in moorning.
And THAT HOW JOE REM#EMBER! Ain GIrl the bess thing ever? JOE suure thinking so!
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
JOE SO HAPPY AN IN LOOVE that
JOE BRAKE A RULE!
actuallly 2 rulles.
1 is nevver to reocord a telphone convovoersation with JImmy.
2) never rerppeat anything JImmy saying to JOe priviate-like.
but here go (if gonna fuuck yup, fuck up big - and JOe learn that frrrom you JIMMY Caan!)
BEEP! "Hey Joe, it yo pally- - it JImmy! I herd about you little engagged ment an I got soomthing to say to you. An Iwant you liwsten, an d listen good! You makin the rigght moove. I believein this in my heart of heartts, JOe, cuz you are one wunnerful guy. And this Girl you desciriving so eloqueently in our manny priivate confverstations, she so0undin like a real peach! she soundding like the love of your life! as know, JOe -- you are my olly real frend - an he is you, an me JImmy gooing throuugh some touugh times wit my speciall lady - use alll that spezil love you have for this Girl and all the good goood advice you giving me many time about rellationships and you goo out an make this GIrl veery happy!
I - Jimmy am very proud of you!"
BEEP! an eend of message!
Thank to you JImmy!
ANd THANK TO ALL GOO FRIENDS OF JOE WHO POSTTING HERE AND ALSO SPEZIL E_mIAL coorresopsndece!
MAY BE ALL COME IN TO WEDDING!?!
looove froom JOE!
JOE BRAKE A RULE!
actuallly 2 rulles.
1 is nevver to reocord a telphone convovoersation with JImmy.
2) never rerppeat anything JImmy saying to JOe priviate-like.
but here go (if gonna fuuck yup, fuck up big - and JOe learn that frrrom you JIMMY Caan!)
BEEP! "Hey Joe, it yo pally- - it JImmy! I herd about you little engagged ment an I got soomthing to say to you. An Iwant you liwsten, an d listen good! You makin the rigght moove. I believein this in my heart of heartts, JOe, cuz you are one wunnerful guy. And this Girl you desciriving so eloqueently in our manny priivate confverstations, she so0undin like a real peach! she soundding like the love of your life! as know, JOe -- you are my olly real frend - an he is you, an me JImmy gooing throuugh some touugh times wit my speciall lady - use alll that spezil love you have for this Girl and all the good goood advice you giving me many time about rellationships and you goo out an make this GIrl veery happy!
I - Jimmy am very proud of you!"
BEEP! an eend of message!
Thank to you JImmy!
ANd THANK TO ALL GOO FRIENDS OF JOE WHO POSTTING HERE AND ALSO SPEZIL E_mIAL coorresopsndece!
MAY BE ALL COME IN TO WEDDING!?!
looove froom JOE!
Monday, May 02, 2005
JOE GETTIN MARERIED!
HE TAKE A MOMENT:
to refleck: on jus how happy JOE is:
is ahappy beyon belief and alll and all: IS HAPPY: this HAppINESS is beyon beleif!
CHECK OUT: JOe sppend all day dooing the moos booring shi: sitting round and wak=ling roun and YET: still smilin and giving all pisserbys a hardY: "how you all l dooing: ANDand TO ALL: "thannkin you for you help!"
during all: if Joe had mirror he miight see; SEE THIS:
JOE SMILIN LIKE AN IDEIOT!
HE TAKE A MOMENT:
to refleck: on jus how happy JOE is:
is ahappy beyon belief and alll and all: IS HAPPY: this HAppINESS is beyon beleif!
CHECK OUT: JOe sppend all day dooing the moos booring shi: sitting round and wak=ling roun and YET: still smilin and giving all pisserbys a hardY: "how you all l dooing: ANDand TO ALL: "thannkin you for you help!"
during all: if Joe had mirror he miight see; SEE THIS:
JOE SMILIN LIKE AN IDEIOT!
Sunday, May 01, 2005
JOE IS ENGAGGEDED!
NEws: FLASH! Here it is all reeder s an friends of JOE: HE gettin marryed!
And whoo to? Big Surprise (is sacrasm on JOe part here) is: LUcKY girl IS GIRL!
Herr hwo happen: ALL GO DOWN on FRIDY: Joe big plan is to taaake Giorl on casaul drivve up to a hill where JOE sommeime go in OL' DAys to be saad an deprress and wishhin he coul ever have a girl like Girl (Impooosible- only one GIRL!)
So cassual drive up there: park in the car and hike up a hill: get there (THIS NOO LOONGER PLAN but REALITY): an UP THER at sunsseeting over the hills: POpping the question!
GIRL soooooo surprise! Surprise as shiiiit! She couldnt believe eyes or even ears and even look so happy almost to run away from JOE! HA!
Funny momments JOe allways rememmber (is TWO of them!)
1) on drrive up, JOee is soo nearvous he prolly drrifnin all over roaod: WRRRING! is COPS! pulling JOE OVER! Joe neervous as Coops coming up (thiis ruin evverything maybe) : but sweeet GIRL pulling on JOE jacket and pulling JOe cloose for big Kiss! Coops are humman too, Guessin; cuzz see us kissin and let go! WHEW~!
2) on hill when GIRL sooo surprise -- and JOE fummble for Ring in jaccket pockeet and what come out of that poocket?: not ring: but a pipe! and some whiiite stuff in celloophane or sumpin! HOW THAT GETin IN there?! Wwierd! Well, Girl grab it and sasy she geetin rid of : then here is ring and she takin Ring too and
REST IS HIISTORY! Geetiing MARRIED! WHOOOO_ HOW! An soooo happpy! Goonna be wit the GIRL FOrr ress of life and tha beein one mooor happy life than Joe had soo far: which is none!
GIRL = greeatest thiing ever! JOe=luckckiest booy ever (foorgetting brain and scars and blowing oof by you know who (see aboibve title ) JOE LUCKIEST!
and Hapappiest!!!!
RIASE A DRINK TO THE SKY AND SAY "FUCK YOU LOSSER UP THER!" and "CONGRAATULITINOSN TO JOE AND GIRL!"
okay/?
NEws: FLASH! Here it is all reeder s an friends of JOE: HE gettin marryed!
And whoo to? Big Surprise (is sacrasm on JOe part here) is: LUcKY girl IS GIRL!
Herr hwo happen: ALL GO DOWN on FRIDY: Joe big plan is to taaake Giorl on casaul drivve up to a hill where JOE sommeime go in OL' DAys to be saad an deprress and wishhin he coul ever have a girl like Girl (Impooosible- only one GIRL!)
So cassual drive up there: park in the car and hike up a hill: get there (THIS NOO LOONGER PLAN but REALITY): an UP THER at sunsseeting over the hills: POpping the question!
GIRL soooooo surprise! Surprise as shiiiit! She couldnt believe eyes or even ears and even look so happy almost to run away from JOE! HA!
Funny momments JOe allways rememmber (is TWO of them!)
1) on drrive up, JOee is soo nearvous he prolly drrifnin all over roaod: WRRRING! is COPS! pulling JOE OVER! Joe neervous as Coops coming up (thiis ruin evverything maybe) : but sweeet GIRL pulling on JOE jacket and pulling JOe cloose for big Kiss! Coops are humman too, Guessin; cuzz see us kissin and let go! WHEW~!
2) on hill when GIRL sooo surprise -- and JOE fummble for Ring in jaccket pockeet and what come out of that poocket?: not ring: but a pipe! and some whiiite stuff in celloophane or sumpin! HOW THAT GETin IN there?! Wwierd! Well, Girl grab it and sasy she geetin rid of : then here is ring and she takin Ring too and
REST IS HIISTORY! Geetiing MARRIED! WHOOOO_ HOW! An soooo happpy! Goonna be wit the GIRL FOrr ress of life and tha beein one mooor happy life than Joe had soo far: which is none!
GIRL = greeatest thiing ever! JOe=luckckiest booy ever (foorgetting brain and scars and blowing oof by you know who (see aboibve title ) JOE LUCKIEST!
and Hapappiest!!!!
RIASE A DRINK TO THE SKY AND SAY "FUCK YOU LOSSER UP THER!" and "CONGRAATULITINOSN TO JOE AND GIRL!"
okay/?
