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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, September 17, 2005

JOE APOlLOGIXZE

JOE APPOOLOGIZE

DEARRESZT FRIIENDS:

JOe'm sorry HE couldnt be mo re FROthcomming bout the new
location of the "JImmy CAnn in Las Vegas" show. JOe hope all understand
that JoE had get Jimmy's okay firRS!

Well, he *(JIMMY!) be
give JOe the thumbs-up on JOe recomENdati=aon tHA TrusTWOORTHY (IS FRINEDS
of JOe) so JOe now can
discloSe to ALL of RFRENDS that JIMMY have move LAs VEGAS SHhow to the
Culver City.. It a BIIIG new sett- ISS: 3 storY HIGH
with a WHOLe shopping mall tha JIMMY desising hisself: IT have all!:
includINing real shOP like Aston-Martin!

Jimmy Hapapy : COURSE: but will miss THe OL pLace: WHERE HE FIRS OF MEETING JOe MCPuppet: HE freind: NAM IS JOE!

JOE ADMIT: IT harD: NOT tell all FRIEENDS aobout JIMmy bIG MOOVE: BUt unnderstand tHIS: JOe mus to chek with jImmy firs! (THAT is th dEAl between FREnds with a BOnD: and JIMMy CaaNN and JOE have ssuuch a bon!)

BTTW: (Meanmning: Bye The WWAY)0
JImmy say to drop by the new set some
time --
|But juss to clear it with JOe firSS.

Friday, September 16, 2005

GUESS WHAT?!

If n GIrl turn to JOe to moorow and saY:

1) I a actual dolphinn and pretend be human bein
or
2) IS THIS: IS: I movin aLaska and you mus to folllow
or IS:
three) GOing: my cat and me mus lsleep in bed you will find quuarter ina KItty Kabana
4) this the space gun turn you to msuh where you no olonger find anything funny ever or all again
5) I love our Saviour Jesusb Crhis our LOrd

GUESS WHA:
JOE STILL LOVER HER!!!

except 5!!!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

WEDING RECPTION (Mo infoor mation for YOu)

Soorry if JOe foroget to mentino:
if not obviouous in privious woords (to seeingBELOW) on this subjec: SUbject IS: Joe wedding:

JESUS NOT INVITED

so this pretty much of seel it: JOe and Jessues: OVER
JOe and GIRl: FoEver

As the POIET SAY: to see is Beileve! (
or sujmthing perffec like tha) An POET also Saying; "Love love" or words of that eefeect!

THESE WORDS to FOllow is FROM JOE MCCPUPPET TO ALL FRIENDDS:

A quiick note about JImmy Caan drunken appearance:
1) IS apoologize to all Guests:
IS 2) which is UNNerstand Pleze but that JOe goo Frined NAme of JIMMY C is gooing throuh toughfest time: He geeing Divoorce: #6 for Jimmy! - and liviing with he and JOe mutaul friend Hugh of HEfner at the Mainsin: In the Grooto(mean of "cave" ok?) Hard TImes!
NUMBER 3) for all Jimmy historontics: he only do a liltle damge: (mussin of JOe's hiar - manny kisses on GIlr an GRil's feet: the liltle mishap at buffet (an in toillet area) an the unfcOrtunate "Whactcha all a bucnch of LEzbos?!' remark

ALSO: jimmy - fo all fualts: HE a real FRIND AN D A CRY_BABY for real.!
HE CRY: JIMMY DO:
-when JOe and GIrl dance
--- when GIRl makin of excillent sppech where she Mentin JImmy role in "GOFFATHER" and her (GirL) thankin of Mrs. MCpuppet for makin JOe so "lovaable"(Joe criying too here: at this poont)
- When JOe frieendS sinngs: TO Sir with LOve, TOotal Excipls of Hart

MOOR CRYIN FROM JIMMY:
----when JOe loookin at GirL wih much lov in haart
a------=and when JOe sayin" I KInda LIke you Baby"

YEs and JOe ADMIT: He a carazy man - in he wearing he:"I Made Scotty Caan" t-shirt: but remember: pleze to remember:
JOe and JImmy gooing way back: to work JOe do when JOe woork acroos street from JIimy at warheouse! When JimmY makin he Firs seasonof JImmy Show in Las of VEGAS!
Goo TImES! THis when JOe (you hero:) when JOe dream a liitlle dream aboot a GirL he soomdeay meat: LIttle know that her name i s GIrL: and he MEET her soon: and MARRY HER!

ALSO; NOt FOrget: Jimmy C is The Goffather! (name of MOvie and HIm's character!):

And the ress IS HISTORY (LIKE JOE saying if look at he thoughts-INSide HE brain!)

(WITH SPEZIL LOVE TO MAGgoi!) see ya on A train


Wednesday, September 14, 2005

BESST! SUPPER! EVER!!!

JOE WONner!
WONNER THIS:

When
Jesbus gatheherd thenm friends aournd the table THE LASS SUPPER: ("everyone on this side plese for the photo!, riht?) WHAT THEY talk abouT!?! (supoosedly bread=flesh(yuck)and blood=wine(lame?!) SO COM'N! REWALLY

WHAT JESUSBY TALK AOUGBT WITH ALL GOOD AN BES FRENDS AT LASS SUPPER!?

QUESTON CONTINUE:
When Nixxon kneeling on the flloor of the Oval oFFIce with Kiiisingger, WHAT TALK ABOUT?


WHEN HILtLER SPEEKING WITH ALFFREED SPEARS in BUNKER: WHYAT TAKLK ABOUT?


Joe gues?

IS JOE AN GIRL WEDING RECCPETIN! IS THE BES o FAL L TIMES FOR all of all TIMES!!!

JOE is the NAME
"L and JOE IS OOSSOOO AHPPY!

SO, to all who "LISTIEN" (not sucker SWvior") HERE IS A BIG HI! TO all who JOe love:

Is Arpeeta! (GirL thank for borrow of "Needle work?"_ ) is MAGgoi! who prettey specal freend to GIRl and JOe hop get nkow beetter soon! (yes!?!) and to JOe SPECALL FREEND NAMES OF : Richard J! (and wiifey) and tthanking RICHARE J for POeam and /0or the Bowls! (and to ALL LOVE TO HIM and WIFFEY!) DIED MENTION ALSO: Hapy couple name of JEN and JULES: IS A GOOD THING SEE: is not all invoolve and all people to PLeas: they love and no PLeaswe of POELPLE: and to TRIG ANd parrents: and THEY LOVE! : and to RENNEE WHO seing a spezel son to D. and EIMEE! (It go DNa: GET A fun way!)

HEY! THA T WHA JESUS BY SAYIN IF HE OKAY!?

but
sadly we all be know that Jeus have no clue: so he NOT! gettin it.
That okay!

We do
girL and JOe

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