CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

HAR D BEinG JOE!

Cus HTis iJOE is worcking soo ahrd! ALways worcking: awlays tryin to prove the point:

POINT?: IS THIS:

JEsusu stood JOe up: jOe stilla live: where you gonna go her?

REPeAT: Whwer yoU goonna GO from here?!

SCDREENPLAY FOR SALE: "PASSION OF CHIRST II"'

STill FO R SALE!!! HOLLYWOOD COLLING!

FADE INN: Stone rolls waway. Jusus hobbles out, all bea t to shit, blleeding like amother. MArys ees him as sc4reams.cut tO:

Apostles on the road:L Scary fucked up jesus appares. They preetend to not know him (who would) he is FUCKE D UP and bleedin everywhwer.

CUtt to:

{Parety: aposotles hanging: Jesus ruins the aparty!

AScendes!
CUT TO:
HEAVEN: God is pised at little boy Jesus"YOu scre3wed up the mission! " I Said Mission Acoomplishee, DAddy!

NO! You mus ssuffer more.

40! Fouerty! MINUTES of BEATING ! 1, 2, 3 445678910 8111 trwelve 134 14 1545 18 n9niting 20 21 2002 alllthe tway to 40 M(NUTES of JESUS CHRIS BEING BEAT UP BY HIS FATHER WHO IS GOD!

WHO IS GOD! Can you imagine how much that WOULD HURT! A punishment laid out by7 the God who DROWNED TH WHOLE EARTH!

THene we show Jewus Sucking air throug h a tube (Joe konw about this from HIS puhishment -- brain trumor operation -- ) and God saying, wake him , it's time for mor!

NOw an hour! Jesus cry and weep and suffer more than Mel coulddd ever think up!

Pass out!

God say: Kick him some morE.

THe en d is Jesusu all fucked up and bound to a chair ffforr all eternity WATCHIGN...

WATCHING JOE'S LIFE ON TELEELVISION!
For all eternity!

That's a billllion dollar movie!

ANy TAKERS?!!

THIS FUnnY!

At th work: Terrey alwys reall caarefkul aroujnd JOe when aRound the suubjoect of JEsus(And righht to be: jOe WILL goo off!@)

HERe hte FUnnY: IS this: IS: JOe reectly learne that Clients (many of whooch) are to Belief that JOE IS A CHIRSITIN!
which is HWy JTeery allways so careful@!!@@

IS Thaat a HOot or whaT?!
JOe a CHiristin.- Can't get oover that one! HA!

theY sAY jOe LOVEs GIRL

And thehy are croocetc -theya re RIGH!

Despit all theh woork JOe doin: all for all of all: is a GRIND!: BU:
NUmber ONe Thig to kNOw bout yho frind: NAME is JOE!: IS:
IS: He lov a GIrl and theyh happyhily marrieyd and STIll liviing IN SIN!!

ha ah ha tha famous JOE sense of Humor
get ya ever timE!

MOMenT OF LKEVITY!

JOe Is; jus kickig bak! Enjoyin the JImmy show on the ABc Channel f4! JUs beeiing JOe and leleting the woorld floow over an aroun JOe: lik a Gookd Shit: is JOe: sitting and watchin he pal JImmy on the Tv: of the channel 4!

A nubmber of ZOvbsrvations: many of whiich ar to amke the JOe; laugh!

HEre is one: okay 1) Jimmy CAan (who is he PAl of JOe, thouugh not too muc of see sincing of Weedin gof JOe where JImmy and he Make that sceene with dRInk and the bARthromm: Kaboloom! Who dealt iiit? (As Kids of day to say!)

HERE IS JImmY: 1) he shooting a commeriical for he TV SHOW: THe LAs Vegas SHow in VEgas starring JImmy! : In the show: on THe show: here is JimmY:
DIRCTOR SAY: " Want you to be tehhe srat of this commmericial for the CDasno here!"
JIMY SAY: "Noway!"
DIRCTOR: "YO the new face of CAssiono!"
JIMMY: "I am not AN ACTORE!"

HaAND HA! JImmy is noootl only an actor but bsst accorall time! HE the Goffeater!

So_ that a laugh for JOE and all he friendds!

NUMBER: 2! IS:
A PROBLLEM FOR JIMMY: HERE IS:
IF you JKiimy then you ssoo toug and so cooll and soo llike th GOoffather (JImmY!) that all Afrai-d - an all afrraid to tlell you when yo fuckigin bup and ESPCiaLLY faraid to say:
JIMMy you Wrong!

Joe not frarid: Why be: He bes pals with Jimmy CAan: desspicte of distance: he he pal!

SO JIMMY: THIS JOOoE TALKING: that Little MuSstach and the that Goattee: IS NOT woriking pal! IS looki Ridculaours.
Lose i!

Thi I ssay in love!

PEACE!

"Dear Jesuss, now I lay me down to rewst..." Good LUCK! He's not listening.

I'm Joe McPuppet! I've been to the placewhere Jesus whould answer your prayercalls if he felt like it, but DON'T HOLD YOUR breaTH! Right before the opearation, on my BRAIN, me and Jeremey prayed and said again, "Oh HJesus here our prayer, help Joe, etctrea, and if not, receive your servant..."

You KNOW WHAT HAPPEND. I got there but JESUS TOOK A POWDER.

I feel for allthe good people. The soldier on the battlefeild, "dear Lord" ZZZZZ (Jesus is takin a nap rightnow call back later), the doctor in the opeatinging room " Jesus, guid my hand" (Jsus has other plans rightnow. SORRY!) OUR PREziDENT needs osome guiidnce from up hig but don't bother asking Jesus for your help MR PREZ cuz JEsUs Be taking that affternoon nap.

JESUS ITINERARY
1. Sleep until noon
2.Slakc off.
C. A nap.
-- Kick it anda not care about aanything!

Sorry tha't its bad news but it's not my fault. POINT YOUR FINGERS HIGH! THE MIDDLE ONE!