CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

FUNNY SAYIN

JOE learn a funny Ssaying today: IS this: is "Been there and Dunne That!

an Joe learn jus in TIME; later sam day: walking down sttreet (is Joe) some freeeak try hannin Joe a bbible tract: Say: is this: "Wan a ticket to Heavn frennd?"

Joe say new sayin: "BEen there an DUnne That!"

HAW HAW! on that freakkk! not know what hitin him! (hint: joe fist)

PSYCHED! (aslo new worrd) gonna see GIRL tomorrow: Been there and DUNNE THAT!
AND GOING BACK FOR MOOOOORRE!

Lovin IT! (also new to JOe voocabularry)!

JUST FOR FUN

JOE hit Terry a lttile today (xpermint)
jus a liitle

Guees what? Dinit hit back.

Innnersting

A NAME FOR WHAAT JOE DO!

Teery givin JOe a NaME for whhat do for Teery: IS GOOD COP VERISUS BAd COP:
Guesssin who jOE is?

HERe HOW work: IS this: is scneene: Terry pplac: IS meetiing: Is a ddinnner:
CHcarteres:
JOe: me
Terry: Terry
Hughes: IS writer.

ALl eating: Begin scene;

Terry: havin some more eat, hughs, I mamke myself
HUghes: Is alwull goood, sir, and thnnk you
Terry: You is ffamily
JOE: Eat fass and get wriiting!
Terry: hey JHOe- is no wway to treat our guest - and he like familly
JOE: I don likke him! Wan too hur him bad!
Teery: Why you not like Huyghes, JOe?
JOE: is week an sof -frinedly - EZ ta like_ remin JOe of JEUSUS; Who hat aloso!
Terry: mus appoologize, Hughes for JOe, he is crrzzy somtime (TERY NOT LIYING: JOE IS SomTIME). Eat up and wwrite latter ffrend
JOE: Wrirte now sisy or JOe hurt
HUGHES: I am finished eatin . time to write!

BIGNO! JakpOT!

Teery xplainin latter about Good Cop vVs. the Bad COp; He call it acttin and say joE very goo acttor;

SECRET FOR ALL HERE (not Telleing TERRY) : NOt telling: IS THIS:

JOE not Accting!

JOE WORK HARD!

THis wekeke: crazy:

TOday: mor SMasHIN Shit for studdio: mor like RIP SHIT!: TOday Joe rip manny pooster from old movies; He favvoirit to ripp! IS "CHoisen SUvivors" where mnakind live unnergournd in spcial envivorment "creatd by Scnicntist!)" afffer apoocalybse or sumpinkin; THEN BATS SHOW UP! (tha a reall problblem for thse people til JOE SHOW UP! and riiiiiiiiip they wh9ole fugking workld apart!_ BY E BYE to all CHOSEN Suvvirers: suckers!: JOe NOT Choose you! (actual do: JOe CHOOSE to Riiiiippp thf FUck up!

TOmOOROW: Mopre of happy sAME; have eye on FOOL's PAraDE where old geezers rob a bank in olde weest:
QUestin: will thhey surivivie the heiest? will they get enjoy looooot?
ANSWER: NO! joe riipppp they eheads off!

TomOOROW NIGHT: BACK WORK TERRY! What do? SCarring wririters again (to do work) and empy trash and occcasionl xerooxing

ONand ON soory to bore

SPEZal NOTE GIRL: YOu bes thing ever! PLeze takin care of beaautiful self: and Dont be anggry JOe if IS;??

DOMEZICATTED JOE!

Callin all ships at sea; and so foorth: NEWS FLASH: is ol JOE
-is happy!
-is setllin down
-is happy for it!

Gonna be Seeing GIRL a lot mo soon: and all domiistical and so forth: lke a little family:

Look like: Girl got to chang her clinic to JOe Neighborhood. This meean he she stay with JOe at JOE PLACE every time she goo get her methadoone like two day s a week!

Sorta LIKE OZZIE An HARRIEIT! Joe bringin hom groccieris: "home dear!" "in kitchn"or bathroom or bedrroom whereever!

JOE Betyter get a HAT! (like OZZIE) an a buch of rubbbers!
celbrate with JOE!

JIMM Y DONT KNOW?!!!

On TV: T Night: JOe watch rrlieigiusly and carful notes JOe takes:
THis is the JImmY Show On ABC Channl 4: Jimmy Show IN Vagas

JOe takin nots and prparing do Jimmy woorK: many messages JimmY Send in Past over TV to JOe: Joe tak insturcitons and follow to the T sir! for pally all time: IS JIMMY!

NOw DEstirbed: Thin G SEE ON TV: JIMMY SHOW:
Spiiciifcally: Thng JiMMY Caaan SAY:

Is THIS: "Don't KNOW"

SCENE IS:
Jimmy brake door: hurt youn man - grabbing by throaat: a good moove that JimmY tecahin JOe: or JOe teach JImmy maybe (never know): and
some LQADY SHOUTING: NO LET GO!

JIMMY TAke a minute -- then he leeting go of youn man! (Jimmy....?__is JOe wondern why?)

Next is all TALKING: LADY Say that JImmy not need brak door and hurt youn man: is a frien: and that little girl in Scenne (JOe forget : they a little girl in Scenne): is little sisiter:

JImmy lookin vvvveerry confusied( And JOe konw when Jimmy vvverry confusied): say"Little sisiter??"

(cuz the little girl in Sccene is black and the lady is White like JImmy and JOe) (forget mention that little girl in scenne is black) (so is Youn man -- a black gentlman-- now think of it: impotnat deatail Joe guessing now)

AND LIttLE GIRL IN SCENE SAY: "ye s like little sister probgram Like Little Brother and Sister Porgram. She (lady) is my big Sister (in program JOe guessing)"

JImmy look surprised nd weird.

LITTLE GIRL IN SACENE GO ON: "Don't you konw anything?"

JIMMY SAY: "I guesss not!"


WHAT?!
Joe very confussied if JIMMY
KNOW NOTHING!?!

Mus be bad eeditng or unrelelieable sound equipmnt: Joe know abought this shit: he work for Studioes: mus be a miz--up: Jimmy not sennd this mesage to WORLD;
TO JOE!

Will sppend evining think on

DINNER WITH ThE BACCHOLORS

Joe ha dinner at new friends HOuse: is the two swiinging bacchlors Joe hous-siiting for las week: very nnice ffllas: no crazy parrty as Joe expec: jUs three us

But goo foood! Excellnt cooks! An very affeection ate guys: make JOe feel riight at home! Willl tak Girl over for diiner somtime but CHECK: AND MAKe SURE FIRST: thes guys not mak a move on JOe GIR:L: they are smooth sorata Cas anovas

QUIK NOTe to SIDKICK APPLICAANTS: veryy good and thank you: Will get back: WStill ffeliding offer: but know this: JOe mind is not made up!

Love too all!

DINNER WITH ThE BACCHOLORS

Joe ha dinner at new friends HOuse: is the two swiinging bacchlors Joe hous-siiting for las week: very nnice ffllas: no crazy parrty as Joe expec: jUs three us

But goo foood! Excellnt cooks! An very affeection ate guys: make JOe feel riight at home! Willl tak Girl over for diiner somtime but CHECK: AND MAKe SURE FIRST: thes guys not mak a move on JOe GIR:L: they are smooth sorata Cas anovas

QUIK NOTe to SIDKICK APPLICAANTS: veryy good and thank you: Will get back: WStill ffeliding offer: but know this: JOe mind is not made up!

Love too all!