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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, December 31, 2005

SO MANY WQUESTIONS!!

Do
our l9ittle friends : the cats: Milo and InkY: and the birds outsside; and the cute doogie in the courtyarD:
are they goin to Heaven?

Only JESU&S knows!

AN that NUtherVUcker aint' talkin!
HE DIDIN"T EVEN SHOW UP TO see Hi OLD FRIEND JO!
SO...????

Thursday, December 29, 2005

CHRIST NEVER SHOOWED UP!!!

SOME IDEIOT

aked me the other day: "JOE" WHAT IS THE nAME OF YOur BLOG"?

IT is caLLED CHRIST NEVER SHOOWED UP!

And he didint'!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

JOe a JEW?

IS: JeWISH!?

HEre is a tanntiizling propoosition: Culd ol firend of you - NAME IS JOE:
could JOe becom a JE2w!?

I s a very good idea for manhy reasonS FOR JOE BEcome JEWUSH:
HERE ARE:
1) IS: As jEw: THER IS NO JESUS: thy no soonof GOd: and he name is CErutnly not Jeusus!
2) IS This: NO JSUS WAiting in HEaven: cuxz no exist!
3) no HEaven: as Joe so underrstand: so miss that LET down!!!
4) no GUilt of hate of Jeusus: since: NO exist!

DOwnside: is:
Joe know in hearrt of hearts that JEsus DOO exist: that HEaven is thther waitingo for little JOe and all othters who cauught in the "'Big TTRap": WHY?
Cuz JOe see with oown eyes; when deaD FOR 1.57 seconds: and see heaven and seee Angeels and hheear the trummpsets to welcome Joe Homje: but where is JEsus?!

He is nowhwer! he is a Loser and a supepr suck (ass say many time beffore) BUT NOT MEET JOE AT GATE OF HEAVN: WHER IS:?:
HE prhaps to blow a doobie or to eat a burrito and wattch the "'I Loving The LUXY" reruns; BUT!!!

BuT: IS THIS: HE exist! Jesus is EXist! Where ever is: and it nowhwer good!: but HE ther;

So basically the JOe=Jew plan out window

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