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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

GET a CLUe DUMMNyS!!!

PEople: THEY often sayin To JOe these dasy:
":saty There JOE, you life is suure gooing a lot btter =now that you tooghther with GIRL! You is happy and all CAQN KNow it in LOoking at FAce of JOE1! YOu no LOnger Bearring up soo many peple or workin in the mamking of the Porno MOivies: yoyu have GaInFULL inmploymint with Terry an a goo Frend in JImmY!

IT Seem LIKe you arere NOT so torrouble by DEVIL!"

LISTEN UP
: DUMMYNS!!! JOe prooblem is not with DEVIL: (REPEAT) JOe never has meet DVIL! JOe nevver been to HEll! BUUUTT:

JOE HA BEEN TO HEAVEN: and JoE neever meet JESus Chriis either: DEPPISTE ConsTANt Promis of whole life "JNOE when you a goo boy and all goo things: Then you diying some day n reep of GREAT WREWARD: IS HEAVEN: Where meet by JEussus Chris SON of GOd at Gates O fHVEAN!"

WEll: JOe was there! WHere was the Jakkass! WAS? DOing Bong tochs on HOly COuch oF GOd!?? WAs parttying with Disiciples and geering soo BUzzed: That fORget that he goo boy JOE is waiitng at THe paerly of GATES!???"

JOe do not know: but KNOWing THis:

JOE beef ISn not with SAATAN!

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

MO pYramiddS!

JOE is watchijng yet in annother Videeo tape movie of aobut PYarmids (for he new job) and this one is wooorse than last:

GUES how the PYRamids made abby BY WHO?

You GUess it: By JESUS Of NAZASNOOZE: THe suckker CHRist: the looser (see title abooove for my beef with Him!)

THisii is giiting reeal oboring reaal fast!!
PYRA MIDS!!!

Oh no, hhere we going againg. JOe is badck in worlk with Terry! and HTis time: isall aobut the fucgikng PYramids!

If JOe is to understand ATALL the wyt of thi thing: is this: IS: PRYMAIDS Built to allow some little dudde to follow some path inside the dam thing : TO CRAWL ANG hurt self: and get to end: to what?

BECOME ANOGHter JESUE?!

ONE IS AENOUGH!

Joe will hurt all invooolved in projedct: Himself exppeciallY!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

GUESAST: PETER

Iam JOe's Firend: Peter" and I hate hippys!

End of stoory.

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