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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, February 26, 2005

TOtaL DISASTER!

JOE DAY WITH MOM MCPUPPET AND PETER DICKWEED
IS: TOTAL DISASTER

Yes!
Puppets didd come out!
YES! JEsus name is praiised in front JOE!
NO menthon NOT SEE JOE since OPearatION!
NO wanna hear bout JOE NOT SEE mom''s speical JEsus in HEaven!

What JOe do? What JOE DO! He hurt: tear up biblbbe front mom! Rip a puppet! (Mr. Snuggles-- Joe think); sing top longs: "Onwardard CHirsitisan Showliders!"

Thank for GIRL: She tak it all on! She do it all!
she get JOE out! she only reason Joe still liv and not intCArcearanted! (Neiehbors invvolved)
How do? Joe not memember - - rage in Joe's eyes -- and ripp puppet may hav hurt jOe eye too: sting lik Hell!)
All remmmber Girl shouting:
"Tell it like it is! Tell it likk ke it is!!!"

SO, that what Joe do; HE TELL LIIKE IT IS:
IS LIKE THIS:
IF Joe never love Jeusus (this hard, but telll like is) then Joe neeever HATE JESUS (and do do do do do) then Joe neever mmeet JIMMY (ttragedy) then JJoe never learn specical gift then JOe never mmeet GIRL!

Which woulll d be crime of CENTURY: never MeET GIRL!

Gir l mean so much JOe; Mean all! SHe is number on e in Joe list o reason life werth livce:
She kind and goood:
fuck reeeeeeeeeel good:
she makin Joe laugh all time - even whn not around; even makin Joe hum self like dumb fuck is: IS JOE: when think of her:
got the grtereates t smile: sezy course:
look soo cut e in a hat of any sort: makkke Joe CUM hardeer than ever ha s EVER: touchin Joe hair while he ddrivin is almmost bettter than cummning so harderthan ever;
liek hold hr hand: allways with the innteresting idea: did mention smartr thn JOe? Oh yeh!
and make JOe smile juuus now as think (and makin Joe hard also- and here is the winking if gettin Joe gist:
AND she
TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

Joe got greateest life

Friday, February 25, 2005

OFF TO SEE LUCY AND PETER

(for thos not knowin: that Mrs. McPuppet and her hsubband: Joe stepdad)

Should be fun: Girl is aacomcpomnaing me: jess hope no tlka of Jesus or Puppppets: I tell mom akak Lucy akak MR.s McPUppet: keep them puppets in the clcllost where belong: not in JOe fac: not in Girl face:

We see.
ANd JOe is ULIttimatly a Lucky GUy!

Thursday, February 24, 2005

JESUS C Vs. JIMMY C

JOE LIFE CHANGE SO MUCH

JO
e yused to live /love JEsus C.
ANd then he (JOE) i s graveley dispoonted when Jesus C. turn ooout be big slacker dickhead not eever pu down bong long nuff to get offff Cuoch long nuff to come SEE JOE AT FUCKING PEARLY GTES OF HWEAVEN when JOe DEAD (ask doccortor and ask JMERMEMY: who there: dead for 1;56 munute and Second respsppcitvly!
Jo
JKOE NEVER love a gain (is VOW) : and KEEP TRUE: TILL MEET JIMMY:

Jimmy C for Caan is unnlike JEsus in ALL WAYS
1) a tture friend not leave JOe
2a) think o JOe constant an wan help joe
3) give JOe things THINGS phYSICAL THINGS (that cna touch and hold an dknow real and know from a friend: a pal": HIS name IS JIMMY
d) Jimmy have idea: PLAN for JOe: recognzie skill taht JC SuperSUCk never se: which is JOe can hurt peopl and hurt thm well! THnak you JImmy for takin time to see JO Gift!
5 is: is FICVE) Jimmy never bertray Joe lov e

JOe lif change IN LAST YEAR;
THink back friends: this time las year -= is Feburrary 25gth is 2/25 and JOE is watching PASSION CHRIST for firs time: And going back and babk to theatre-every day- and whackin in bathroom and bbbeatin AFTER homeless gyuys up in WAYS buddy Mel(fine filmmaker an dj grate humnaitiarn) (butt a short on imginaation when come ways hurt JEcusus SupperSUCK) in ways MEL never thought of!
SEE film 5 time day for 5 or 6 week. Wahack counless time: hurt counless inncnt peolple.
JOE SORRY:

Lifv beetter now with Jimmy:
Joe more likeely to hang home with Girl: oopen bottole of Chccardonay: dim lights: have som sezy fruit an d listen szy music: and watchin the PASSION CHRIST on DVd on DVd player in HOme enetERtanmen Cnter.

Hats off : to : Jimy: to Girl: Joe life ahole lot better now!~


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

JOE STILL FUNNNY GUY

Giv
e ghim a day: a day is all Joe ask: He funny! IS JOE!

Supposssed ly f(rom CHinese cookie box) THURSADY i A Luckky day: JOE; I s full moon! THen Joe funn gain (hope)

In meantyemme: heer e a joke JImmy tell JOe: Joe not get: but Jimmy is JIIMY: (GOD FRAHER) so - much funny - JOe sur:

JOEK: GUay say: "Hey chicky rol over" ChickY: "Rollover? That prrurty presumpstivitive" GUY: "prsumptivve? That pretty big word!"

LIKE SAY: give a day!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

JOE HAT E HIS NAME

If Joe jhad a chance: he channge his name: Change it to Jack!

Jack a cool name - unlike JOe!) or Dick! Dick a cool name for a feelow such as JOe: is JOE!

These stray thought from Still_JOE (who is tired and jus a little out it nighT)!

NOthing CHANGE THOUGH (cpet maybe Joe name0) : JOe still hate JEsus: Joe still Jimmy Pall: Joe stillwork Terry/Cappy Boo?/ work at STudio too braking shit: JOE STILL LOVE WITH GIRL!

"tomroorw nother day a" as mom (MRS> mCPUPET who give JOe name) SAY:

So gooodnight moon and rest of shit joe going bed

Monday, February 21, 2005

THIS CRAZEE RAIN

Jo
e wonder wonder bou t this rain: it neever happen in JOE lifetime-- such a HARD rain, so long an so never stopping:

It worry JOe; it never happen this much in 100 years: IS Rain OF BIblical pooroportions!

Joe has quesitonS: JIMMY hasNO ANSWERS:
Joe watch Jimmy Show on ABC Chanel 7 and watrch closley; but no clues from Jimmy:

What do? NO bible look at no more. Is a serious question for JOE: IS END OF TIME/?

Or maybe a signal that Love o f Girl is One in a LIvetime sort of love

That it! Joe slleep well now.
NEVER STOP RAININ!

Sunday, February 20, 2005

IT HAPPEN AGINAN!

Jo
e is wakkin down sttreet - some st4ranger stop JOE - Say "THANK JOE" - thank Joe for SaviNG hIs LIttlE Kid

What fuck?!

Joe all confused an Beeilwildered at moent hyappen - not knw what Say,
NOW know wh
at say:
"DUde, that another FACK JOE!"

Liesten up, FAck JOes, stop doing good thing in JOE NAME: JO e not need good pres, not need it alt all: if lisetne LISTEN TO JOE MESSAGE at ALL: JOE MESSAGE IS:

IS: FUCK IT ALL! Not help lill kids and NOT save YEt i and all other wierd shit JOe learn about recent: JOE not APPreciate all DONE IN NAME:

1 - brining war criiminials to justic
2 - savin engendered speeicys
3- curin disceses.

JUST STOP, FAKC JOES!. IS tough enuuf road JOe on withot you shit!

Color Joe: bewwitchea nd bewilderd

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