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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, February 26, 2005

TOtaL DISASTER!

JOE DAY WITH MOM MCPUPPET AND PETER DICKWEED
IS: TOTAL DISASTER

Yes!
Puppets didd come out!
YES! JEsus name is praiised in front JOE!
NO menthon NOT SEE JOE since OPearatION!
NO wanna hear bout JOE NOT SEE mom''s speical JEsus in HEaven!

What JOe do? What JOE DO! He hurt: tear up biblbbe front mom! Rip a puppet! (Mr. Snuggles-- Joe think); sing top longs: "Onwardard CHirsitisan Showliders!"

Thank for GIRL: She tak it all on! She do it all!
she get JOE out! she only reason Joe still liv and not intCArcearanted! (Neiehbors invvolved)
How do? Joe not memember - - rage in Joe's eyes -- and ripp puppet may hav hurt jOe eye too: sting lik Hell!)
All remmmber Girl shouting:
"Tell it like it is! Tell it likk ke it is!!!"

SO, that what Joe do; HE TELL LIIKE IT IS:
IS LIKE THIS:
IF Joe never love Jeusus (this hard, but telll like is) then Joe neeever HATE JESUS (and do do do do do) then Joe neever mmeet JIMMY (ttragedy) then JJoe never learn specical gift then JOe never mmeet GIRL!

Which woulll d be crime of CENTURY: never MeET GIRL!

Gir l mean so much JOe; Mean all! SHe is number on e in Joe list o reason life werth livce:
She kind and goood:
fuck reeeeeeeeeel good:
she makin Joe laugh all time - even whn not around; even makin Joe hum self like dumb fuck is: IS JOE: when think of her:
got the grtereates t smile: sezy course:
look soo cut e in a hat of any sort: makkke Joe CUM hardeer than ever ha s EVER: touchin Joe hair while he ddrivin is almmost bettter than cummning so harderthan ever;
liek hold hr hand: allways with the innteresting idea: did mention smartr thn JOe? Oh yeh!
and make JOe smile juuus now as think (and makin Joe hard also- and here is the winking if gettin Joe gist:
AND she
TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

Joe got greateest life
Comments:
joe, it sounds like you are having a romance for the ages! joe is a lucky guy.
 
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SHOWGIRLS!
 
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