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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Monday, May 16, 2005

JESU S IN REAL TROUBBLE NOW!
(that cloown!)

This a real story: meanning true:

Got a call fromm TErrY today: he saying "JOe get in on doown here! Have joob for you!"

So - TeeRRY callin: JOe going!@ (is liike that- with Terrry an Joe)

IS usuall set up: in room: is :

Terry - he job is get all the monney and giv a little to Joe:

is Produccers (they job is to have the money for noow and be reluctannt to give it up - an also to prretend to selfs tha they are smarrt and artisitci and all lah-de-ddah])

is Dirrector (chick): who like the ideea of "haaving a viiison" and "seein it" and talkking about mutiitlieple film stooks (WHAT?) and personal coonnection to projecK

som fucking music fag: from England!

and wriiter: who is there to suick all dick and pertend to "GET IT"

and JOE: who job is to HURT SOMEONE:
BUT WHO?!

All talk and talk and JOe take a little nap: In head he flooating down a rivver in Alaska with he baby: NAME IS GIRL: Then some one say a name make joe snap awake

IS "JESUS"

turn out: project is: IS THIS: JEsus story: the story of JEsusu but set in moddern day: meaning today; right now

JOE WIDE AWKAKE!

Someone say: "this has be mad3e!" someone saying how they "believe he Son of GOd, and DIED on cross and Resusuurected!" SOMEONE ELSE: DIRECTOR? saying that it all comin togteether! Tha "part of he plan!"

"That a diivene pressence was guiidiing han d of prooject: that they a reason that we all in room toggether!"

JOE head reeeling: JOE HEARING:

PRODUCER: (assking): is this: is : "why you here?! What divcine force briingin us together today?"

Joe start spea: "BEcause Joe were born to this world for soul reason OF bringin this stoory to sillver sccreen! JOE was a innoocent boy once and when was JOE blieive in the CRisst boy moore than ever you all could beliieve in all you travvles! He give sllef comoplpetly to Chriist sissy and even readdy to diiie with him! JOE IS hit bby a bus A CHURCH BUSand he is diiagonosed by a doctor an then two more: JOE IS dyin: have a bbrain tumor! JOE WILL DIE! ND HE DO! JOE DIE: he on opppertaint table: He die: hee see HEAVEN: for all that fucking worth: beccuase JESUSE SUCKKER GOD OF CHRISTI never SHOWING UP! JEUSUS BLOOWING JOE OFF! and JOE hatting him fooor it!
'and Joe liiving all life since in tottal hatytred of man-bboy[-GOd he once loove: ths is JOE CROSS: and JOE liviing in this moodern world;
sOooo
SO YEAH: they a reason JOE here!"

Bu WRITER jum p in first: he say "blah balh, he father a minsiiter, blah blah, he father leavin church same time leavin family an little boy name of writer, bllah and blah and blah, how story of crhist has captureed him, and blah, and is mos imporrtant sotry in WEstern Civilizzation, and blah - diriicter correct compare to ROmeo and Juiileit; is another cllasic tale in owwn right - and blah - gospel of Thomas speak of tha sense of KIngdom within - blah - woul be pleasure and honoor to be wriiting said screen play"

An all is CLEAR to JOE

HE KNOW NOW WHO TO HURT!
Comments:
do it, do it, do it! hurt the english music guy while you're at it, me and pisser need his flat.
 
Yeah, we'll only be a mintue... ;)

See? JoE is in spiration...!

I have TWO joobs, myself.
 
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