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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Thursday, June 02, 2005

TO ALL WHO DOUBT!!

DOubt all shit of self if make you happy: wright it all down BUT

INFORM JOE: HOW Can you dooubt LOOVE Of Joe and GIRL?>

LISTEN TO JOE:
Joe is MASTer OF DOUBT: he has survived the bigges letdown in HIstory of Mankind: WHICH IS:

TO STAND at GATES OF HEAVEN and wait for a GOD Joe beiielve in his whooole life: to stand thare all ready: hands down is JOe: ready for tottal surerender: and willing in TOTAL belief to be welcome home by JESUS CHRIS: who Son of GOD:

and WHAT HJAPPEN!!!???!?

HE(JEsus SuckerCHRIST) is buusy bloowing doobies wit the band in the Alley!
He reliiving the ol times with Mathew, Makr, LUke an John and doin quarters game and sayin "pass the BonG!"HE on a burrito run?!
He wattching re-runs of 3 company????!??!?!

JOE NOT KNOW?!!
WHY?!
DUDE NEVER SHOWED UP!!!!

So all doubters of JOE, think a moment: RUuiminate upoon
the JOe that is now!

PERHAPS: a Joe (such as this) miiiiiiiiiiiiiigight have trouble to trusst anyone
PERHAPIN: JOE could be scare to commit to lovin anyone
PERHAPPS: a Joe (name is JOE) cooooould be scare to committ whoole life to anyone
PWEERHAPS and
MMAYBE: JOE loook very har into self and thiiknk very hard befor giviing all of self and all belief and all beeeeing to somone!


WELL - FUCK - JOE DID!! AND DO!
JOE COMMITT ALL OF LIFE TO SOMEBODY AN HER NAME IS GIRL!

And if al of JOe life story so far add up to annything: It is this: THAT Joe is really fuckin serious when He say "I love you" and really fuckin ready to be all for Girl!
And mean it!

SO Suck on that for the neext 2000 years!

see ya at the weddin suckckers!


Comments:
my invite must have been lost in the mail...best wishes!
 
Dirty Dan must be our witness! Afterwards we will all go see a puppet show by Ronn Lucas at the Rio! Then, honeymoon in Ukiah!!!!

Girl!
 
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