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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, February 19, 2005

THERE ONLY ONE JOE!
)(dspite claims otherwise- JOe get wierd call from Gvornment-want know WHERE YETI?) HOW FUCK JOE know?!

Joe geeting very TIRED of this shit: people running aruond scret undergound govnment complexs and doin shit like freein Abominal Snowman: and PERTENDING BE JOE!

REPEAT ONLY ONE JOE!
And while at it:

THERE ONLY ONE GIRL~!

So all JOE imitattors out there
LISTEN UP!

B
ackin off now~! Eeveryboyd y tak step ,

take one sttep back!
(talking FAcKE JOE's HERE)
concentrate - if need put hand on head and (if need ) both hand s on head and THINK:
THINK HARD:
Are YOU JOE?
(Asnwer is NO!)
Is Girl Joe's GAl?
(Answere is YES!)
THINK HARD:
Are you JOE?
(Answeer again - is NO!)
So...

End of story: GIrl is Joe's: Joe is Girl's and

Ttooo bad for you cuz Girl is Girl of REAL JO e dreams. Need Say??"?: She smaart funny, cuddrle real good, REAL good in sack , make Joe smile, luagh and sme more smilin-she know lots stuff even give Joe niice presnts and tell a real good stoory (with props and sometime just her finggers - get head out gutter Fack JOes)!
Bad for Fack Joes: Good for JOE!

Now leave Govnement Screts alone- Joe got nuff headaches!

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