CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

MY NEW CAR PARRT TWO – ASHELY LAUGHS – MY FAITH RESOTREED (NOT IN WHO YOU THINNNK!) – AN EEPXPLANATION OF TRUE COOL

Took the ee room too samall. Why eslse to Get the Car?! WHY ELS?! I KNOW ansd so do you! Soooon!

Drriving feels good. Purpose. Where else? Forest Lawn: the sight of the NEW IDEA: The Temple of Joe!

Of cours, JeSUS LAUGHS! There is AHSlEY an d Connmpany! Not a t the good place: but at OUR Place:

AShely: Where did you get THahat car?

Joe: “SomeYOUone” (mayseterious) toold me to ge it.

Laugher.

AHSHLEY never LOST asomeone she believe in, cux SHE NEVE BELIEVE IN NOTHING!

Maybe YOU, DEAR READER,

don”T believe.
! Don't ?Beleive in What Joe isssaying here, that Joe ehas found a a new path and a neww ONE to follow! Here I s an explanation of why Joe believin in something ANYTHING after THE GREAT DISS:

I preseent Evidence #1
A Play by Richard J: EENtitbled :

SPirtitual Warfare!

PUPPETZ WILD! PUPPETZ WILD! PUPPETZ WILD!


ThIS PLAY IS TO HELP CHILDREN UNDERSTAND THAT JESUS LOVES
THEM AND WLL CONTINUE TO LOVE THEM THROUGH THICK & THIN,
EVEN IF THEY DIE IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A “SUICIDAL” RAMPAGE
AGAINST “INNOCENTS”. THERE IS NO GREATER HONOR THAN TO LAY DOWN ONE'S LIFE IN THE ONGOING BATTLE AGAINST SATAN'S DEMONIC FORCES WHICH ARE VERY MUCH A PART OF 21ST CENTURY LIFE. WHILE THE THREE "R'S" ARE IMPORTANT, KIDS NEED TO LEARN TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR THEIR SAVIOR.

THE SCENE IS A FIELD WITH A SOLITARY TREE. FROM A BRANCH ON
THE TREE HANGS A PUPPET IN ROBES. THE PUPPET IS WEARING A
CRUCIFIX. THE LIGHTS RISE SLOWLY AS THE HANGED PUPPET SWINGS SLOWLY BACK AND FORTH.

ONTO THE STAGE COME TWO BOY PUPPETS
NAMED JOEL AND RICHARD. THEY STOP AT THE BASE OF THE TREE.

RICHARD
It looks like another Christian warrior
has been brought down by those who would
rather exist in chaos.

JOEL
I don't want to be killed for my beliefs!
Maybe chaos isn't so bad.

Richard draws a dagger from his scabbard and stabs Joel in
the side.

JOEL (CONT'D)
Aaaggghhh! You've stabbed me! My
flesh...how it hurts!

RICHARD
How do you like that for chaos?! Is that
really how you want to live? Without a
solemn pledge to win the spiritual war
against demonic forces, that wound will
be the least of your worries!

JOEL
But you have committed an act of violence
against me when I have done nothing
wrong!

Richard stabs Joel again, this time with more force.

RICHARD
You have committed the gravest of
wrongs!!!

JOEL
Aaaggghhhh!!! Oh dear Lord! I am
seriously wounded and fear for my safety
from this madman who was once my friend!

RICHARD
Ah, Joel...I am still your friend. Your
best friend. It is your enemies who will
lie to you about salvation!

JOEL
I am confused...you (cough) are (cough)
my friend?

Hugging Joel and patting him briskly on the back. Joel makes
a strained noise under his breath.

JOEL (CONT'D)
Yiee....ooh...

Richard pushes Joel away with a sudden motion.

RICHARD
That sound...you are invoking demons! You
are no better than this heathen!!
(Richard points to the hanged man)

JOEL
Richard, please. I will fight with you
against the demonic forces. I am your
friend and you can trust me.

Richard throws a piece of rope with a noose on one end over
the tree branch.

RICHARD
You know what is to happen now, my
friend...

Richard points to Joel, then points to the noose now hanging
from the tree.

JOEL (IN A DEMONIC VOICE)
How?!! How did you know of my true
intent?!

A red light emanates from beneath the Joel puppet.

RICHARD
As a spiritual warrior, I have been
chosen by Jesus to trust my heart of
hearts and not fear repercussions from a
corrupt law. Those who are chosen know it
within themselves and are willing to do
what God wills them to do.

A white light emanates from beneath the Richard puppet and
the Joel puppet begins walking towards the noose.

JOEL (IN A NORMAL VOICE)
How did you know a demon had possessed me
when I did not even know?!

RICHARD
No time for your trickery, demon! Put
your head through that noose!

Joel begrudgingly puts his head through the noose. Richard
begins pulling the other end of the rope.

JOEL (DEMON VOICE)
I will not be the last to test you, oh
Richard! The battle is just beginning!
You will never defeat the great Satan.
You cannot win this spiritual war!!!

Richard gives a great tug on the rope as the lights go out. A
cracking sound is heard. From the darkness, Richard's voice.

RICHARD
While many will not understand the harsh
stance a warrior must make, I have been
assured my place in Heaven.

Curtain.

JOE AGAIN: I think I’m in good hands!