CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

MOVE OVER HOLLYWOOD _HERE"S PASSION #3: REVENGE!

Whenen you a re on a roll, well JOe is on that roll! Even the chattttere chatter of that DUBM FUCK in Group , you know the type, chattter chatter, you mind turn offk but not todday when FRODO Say:

"blah blah meds bla blah you scaareme blah blah callin nurese blah balh best film ever made(Joe ears perk up) blah blah "RUTURN OF KING":

WHITE LIGHT! The whole thing FLASH in a a second JOe esees it: the movie. The THIRD MOVIE IN THE THREE MOVIE THING!

PASSION 1: Christfuck hurt alolt and ddies so terrificially! Wlell done to Mel! Hatts are off! Berst movie ever! A date flicka nd a wondereful way to spen d a lonely night alone (wink wink)!

PASSION! 2: Joe's turn: it's the biblically accuarate events after the ec cruxixivision whichi s Jsue being a bummmer siticking around on earth bleeding and shit all OVER EVERYONE and finally going home to HEAVEN ewhere his ass i s kicked in many many wayS (See below forr complete outline, HOLLYWOOD AGENTS!)

AND NOW!

WHITE LIGHT:

PASSSION 3: THE RETURN OF JESUS TO EARTH;

For brevity sakke, I gibv e you the ttrailer:Goes like this:

DEEP{ Voic e
(Maybe John Candy, deep and DDEEP AND TOUGH like Johnny C.):
DEEP{ Voic e

"After the Raapature. (puase) After a many years of tribblulation (apuase). The People of Planet Earth havvve been waiting . and waiting for A Hero!"

ClOSE Up on SPECIAL BOY: JESUS looking all preety.

DEEP VOICee Again:"waitng for JEsus."

CLOSUP ON JESUS NOW: HIs fac e is all round and big OVAL MOUTH going "OH SHIT!"

ME: "WAITING TO KICK HIS ASS!"

Cuz Jesus foreget about me waiting for him and building a AREMY (shit, when that rapture shit hapen who you gonna Call: Ghosbuster (a laugh riot, BTW) or JOE MCPFUC KING PUPPET!@\
Joe of cours, so bnack to trailer.

ALL ETHE PEOPL OF THE EARTH SURROND jesuS THE CRIST AND ME AND MEL GIBSON ARET THERE AND WE HURT HUR T HURT HIM.

The ttrailer ends wiht me< JOE MCPUPPET pulling out a rocket geraned laucher from my pocket and saying (two shot) to Mel "wanna do iit?" MEL: "You hate him more than me old frreind! Fuck him up!"

Me: Okay@!

Lass t shot of TRAILER: KA FUCKING BOOM!Q (let you mind work a little and you can ONLY imagine how coool mel an dme can make that look -- like him swallowing the damn grenade in his mouth, "Oh shit GULP" down the tube to tummy. A high five on my part from my friends in this wolrd, mel in cluded, all laughing, 3, 2, 1!

KABOOOOOOOM! The splatter qwil annoy you and at teh same time give you the biggest stiffy you ever hade unless you are a girl and then you get wet.

Wow! THis movie isgonna Rule. Gimme a call, hoolywood.

Or don't you like money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!