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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Saturday, March 13, 2004

THE TEMPLE ON HOLD!

JOE IS A AA SCREENEWRITER!@


200 million an cxouting! I figure ee there isx a SEQUEL in THE WOKRS! THE PASSION 2!

Jo has jus t the idea: Recenet events INspire Joe!

FADE INN: Stone rolls waway. Jusus hobbles out, all bea t to shit, blleeding like amother. MArys ees him as sc4reams.cut tO:

Apostles on the road:L Scary fucked up jesus appares. They preetend to not know him (who would) he is FUCKE D UP and bleedin everywhwer.

CUtt to:

{Parety: aposotles hanging: Jesus ruins the aparty!

AScendes!
CUT TO:
HEAVEN: God is pised at little boy Jesus"YOu scre3wed up the mission! " I Said Mission Acoomplishee, DAddy!

NO! You mus ssuffer more.

40! Fouerty! MINUTES of BEATING ! 1, 2, 3 445678910 8111 trwelve 134 14 1545 18 n9niting 20 21 2002 alllthe tway to 40 M(NUTES of JESUS CHRIS BEING BEAT UP BY HIS FATHER WHO IS GOD!

WHO IS GOD! Can you imagine how much that WOULD HURT! A punishment laid out by7 the God who DROWNED TH WHOLE EARTH!

THene we show Jewus Sucking air throug h a tube (Joe konw about this from HIS puhishment -- brain trumor operation -- ) and God saying, wake him , it's time for mor!

NOw an hour! Jesus cry and weep and suffer more than Mel coulddd ever think up!

Pass out!

God say: Kick him some morE.

THe en d is Jesusu all fucked up and bound to a chair ffforr all eternity WATCHIGN...

WATCHING JOE'S LIFE ON TELEELVISION!
For all eternity!

That's a billllion dollar movie!
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