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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Monday, March 01, 2004

WHO IS FABIO?!

Joe ahas so much to cactch up on. I watch TVAnsd see a commrecial for something I am LIKE what is that thing? Joe eawatc h Reality TV: Average Joe 2: And at the girl is pickining some bluond dude or some sksiinny fuck who ssesms like he's a baseball player, but he's sttoo sikingy, anway, fuck him, she pickes the blond guy sand they go to anfawful place in Mexico and throw weach other in pools. IN LOVE!

\THEN THER IS A BIG SECRTET: She hass to telll him something inportant from her pasT -- it is so awful that thte blodnde guy is on a beach kicikking things and tryes to drown himsel fin the water, IN THE OCEAN, nand she cries and he Packs his shit and LEACVES her.

THe secrit is that she used to date FAbio? Who is FAbio? Joe e-mail" joemcpuppet@yahoo.com. I neeed help twith this one.

Favio must be like a bigger ddick than JEsus. FROM JOE DATING EXPERIENCE> He mus t be a GOTH and like to dress UP Like a KING (like JEsus) and like thsose asshols at WREN FAIRe with Me LORD" and "Turrrly ye art a mana of crreason " and REALLY be some fuck frmo nowwwher, the guy you hate who tells syou you don't know who JOnn Candy is at Block buster or a fuck who tells you thaaat comaputer is sno good you can't abfford it at Circiut City.

Butr Joe thinks hee must be a loot like a laooser like Jesus to be succha adeal breaker.!

I want tos s ee FAbio Whipped too, then!
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