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I'm Joe McPuppet! I used to have a life! I wrote plays for children and perfromed them at Sunday School for the Children! Then I nearly died and guess who didn't show up!

Sunday, May 30, 2004

HANDS DONT SHAKE

"Blssed to the HEwaler" I
am supppossed to say, BUT
Let's look a t rational: Let's use SCIENCE!

1) Subject is one JOe Mcpupppet; condition is tumor, is head tumor, is tumor in head in the BRAINspceificallly.

2) 1st operation WSubject J McP Died for 1:57 seconmds and (some otyher in tense shit happened but

3) 2nd an d third operation have had l"limitited success" sez doctors 1 and 2 and three.

4) Jo McP (sujbject)wen t to HEALER with exprress purpsose of KIll said Healer (with gun in hand an d with heart in Chriast HA!)

5) Healler said hHealer did touch SUbject JOe and HAndss OF JOE no longer shake. (Spellin still suk) JOe made btter (BOTTOM LINE) much better by HEALER than ever by doctor or by Modren science. WHAT NOW?!

ERGO: (THE CONCULuSION):


JOE shoul d believe in HEALER (Does)

JOe shoulde ask where HealeR get power (DID)

JOe should listen when HeaLER say "FROM JEsusu CHRIST" (DID)

Joe Should KICK THAT HELAERS ASS (DID, DID AND DONE!!!!)

Hit with fist. With door. With trashcan lid (x 3 times) and with a peice of a sign tha t was lying there.
(And kicked a few times - joe has bootS!)

So...IN CONCLUSION CLAASS: LET US REVIEW. Joe is betttter. Joe is healed. Healin better than the sciewnce than the doctor. IS from CHrist. Joe kick Healer ass (Really bad too, thiss guy bleed mor e than even EG!)


See, In Christ erase all else. "all esle"? ALL

ALL ELSE!

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