CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JImmY ILLUcidates:
 
Here's how JImmy puts my whole dammmmn thing in a Nud-wshell:
 
JOe (starts JimmY(): HeRE IT IS (FROM JIMMY MOUTH NO MORE JOE HERE IT IS:
 
'Joe, here your poroblem (Joe again, "From memory=not prfect)
 
:"Joe here is yor problem: I am Jimmy and I have live a grat life. Fucked many women. done much blow. I' at the Grotto need be me iF I need it, I call Hugh Heffner and He says to me, "Jimmy always a place up here for you." This, Joe!@, i s a bed I can count on - A MANSION!
 
Now, Joe, this lord you called Christ and Lord, he promised you manythings.  YOu, Jo, have tled me many times about the conesequenscesof your many many COMPRIMISEs to love and TRUE LOVE this Son!  Well, JOe you are my friend and I'm not cal Sonny for No reason.  This is not okay.  YOU HA BE BEEN WRONGEDD>
 
Some whould seek reveng but JOE I understand youan I love you and want to hep you and this I will say tyo you, dude, is this: You'er okay.
 
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