CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOE DAY OOFF

No call frm Jimmy: so fifugure Irishman has reperive and Joe tak the day oof:

Decicde Catch uP with JOshu8a: Him from old dsays at warehourse job: where frst meet JImmy

SAMe OLd JOSHUA: sickk Fuk: he still tal.ing same shit: stiill wriritng same book -- though is wrote 12 books so far - all same;

HERE THE STORY OF JOSHUA''S SAME DAMN BOOK (OVER AND OVER AND OVER):"

and Joe know well, firend, he work guy like 6 moths:

Settging: A Ranch.
CHARACTERS-- some dumby fucks work on Rach; is coowobys : is little girls: is some cows: IS JOSH LOGAN (no shit: Joe nooot lie, this
main chccaracher) who Josuhua:Writer: like admitt has "somme auuutot bbiograhpiical elementsA" NO SHIT! Is a war veteeran: is allways ggetting screwd frmom amrmy for diidshonoral discarge: has burnt up hand (all like JOsusha: WRITER)

STORY: (l 12 books n connting!) : ALL hahpy on Rannch and all looove JOsh LOGAN who is kin and good and help little girl and feed cow: THEN Movie People show up: They gonna mke a MOVIE on the Rancch: JOSH IS THE STAR!; somme fujnny stuff about cammeras falling in mud an acters who caannot ride a horese; THEN

THEN the SERIAL KIULLER SHOW UP!

JOe no lie: this JOe DAY OOF: Here same damn stoory for 12 fucgging time!
AND JOE hav help the GREATH JOSH LOGAN unlload a whole truck of boxs at Warehouse for priiivled ge of this wonerful discoourse!

Summtimes Joe wish he wre not such a goo friend: suchh a gnntle soul: ( here is JOE laugh a bit) but dammn
Summtimes Joe wish he a cat: why a cat: why noot a cat name is MIles? or IMPy? cuz then he slllep in same bed wit GiRL all niht and eVErY night: good deal-

Keey diffrernce: JOe Vssers. CAT: Joe ahveing sez with Girl!

There agood thoght: JOe go sleep: dream of Girl NOt FUGkGING ranch/ movie/ seirial kiler
:IS LAME