CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

PRE PPARTY JIIITERS?

JOe woory - sweat sweat an clleaning he place allot:
(is thiiis a part of nervous ssystem??: is this happpen all ppeople bfore throwin a parrty for GIRL of dreasms???)

(JOE nooot know: nevver throow one of them ppartys before - neever throow a pparty perod! before!! At all!)

HERE JOOE WOORY:

What if JOe a neard?


LOok at JOE: as he is being known in his small circle of frieinds: IS A BAD ASS!

- Jimmy thinkin so (BAD ASS IS JOE) (say manny TimES) (an JimmY the Godffater!)
-- TERRY real scare of soomeone namne of JOE:
- the great JOsh Larson is alllwasy pleadin wit JOe: "Hold Temmper"an"dont get us fiired agin JOe".
-- ask RIchar J (warrior) or lamo brother JOel (speical boy chrisitian) - they scared Joe sure thing
--- EVEN JErmemy in hoospital afrraid to leave JOE lone when "in his mooods". And Joe is in a hosppital bed a t that momment wit many stiiitches and is as feeble shit - imagine that!

ALSO Manny lonly and scarred peple limmpin through this life and oocaasionally stoppin to shake the head and say: "Dammn, that JOe McP is one bad mother

SHUT YO MOUF!
Wha if JOe in actutuallity is a Neard?

He suree fin out tonight at party!
GIRL's Freinds boun to be muuuch mo woorldy an d so foorth than the JOe (an perhhaps much moor of the bad-ass quallity type person);
Goona be whole diiifreent ball game of wax there, felllas!

Then see if GIrl can Love a Neard?

Hooold on to you gllasses and chaiirs (an keep em in upppright poistion) fooks - gonna be a buumpy night for JOe!

Hol tight: JOe hol on to GIRL!