CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOE IS ENGAGGEDED!

NEws: FLASH! Here it is all reeder s an friends of JOE: HE gettin marryed!

And whoo to? Big Surprise (is sacrasm on JOe part here) is: LUcKY girl IS GIRL!

Herr hwo happen: ALL GO DOWN on FRIDY: Joe big plan is to taaake Giorl on casaul drivve up to a hill where JOE sommeime go in OL' DAys to be saad an deprress and wishhin he coul ever have a girl like Girl (Impooosible- only one GIRL!)

So cassual drive up there: park in the car and hike up a hill: get there (THIS NOO LOONGER PLAN but REALITY): an UP THER at sunsseeting over the hills: POpping the question!

GIRL soooooo surprise! Surprise as shiiiit! She couldnt believe eyes or even ears and even look so happy almost to run away from JOE! HA!

Funny momments JOe allways rememmber (is TWO of them!)

1) on drrive up, JOee is soo nearvous he prolly drrifnin all over roaod: WRRRING! is COPS! pulling JOE OVER! Joe neervous as Coops coming up (thiis ruin evverything maybe) : but sweeet GIRL pulling on JOE jacket and pulling JOe cloose for big Kiss! Coops are humman too, Guessin; cuzz see us kissin and let go! WHEW~!

2) on hill when GIRL sooo surprise -- and JOE fummble for Ring in jaccket pockeet and what come out of that poocket?: not ring: but a pipe! and some whiiite stuff in celloophane or sumpin! HOW THAT GETin IN there?! Wwierd! Well, Girl grab it and sasy she geetin rid of : then here is ring and she takin Ring too and

REST IS HIISTORY! Geetiing MARRIED! WHOOOO_ HOW! An soooo happpy! Goonna be wit the GIRL FOrr ress of life and tha beein one mooor happy life than Joe had soo far: which is none!

GIRL = greeatest thiing ever! JOe=luckckiest booy ever (foorgetting brain and scars and blowing oof by you know who (see aboibve title ) JOE LUCKIEST!

and Hapappiest!!!!

RIASE A DRINK TO THE SKY AND SAY "FUCK YOU LOSSER UP THER!" and "CONGRAATULITINOSN TO JOE AND GIRL!"

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