CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

JOe CATCHinG UP ON THE MOVIIIES!

You see: part of poorblem beeing JOe is that: Missed all mvies groowing up!
You seee: JOe was brroughtin up in aa very CHrsitian HOUsellhold by MRs. Mcpuppet (an much annger on THat TOpic!)
SO: see: they no movvies aloowed: no seccular movivies: and we call Blocokbuster Vviideo=Sinbuster! AKA: no go for lil JOe!

Well, all channgin now: so JOe gettin a reall good education:

FIrs up: The great JOn Candy in WHo Harry Crumb? which I s a Clssaic! and Wogons EASt: also great! You diee too young, JOHN!

NEx: "Unfoorgivne" which is a major dissapoingment: is all aobut old people in hats and nothin to do with exceellent song by group name of MEtaliica

NEx: IS: PASSION CHRIST: too much too say: Mel, myy haTS ARE off to you: both of them (wink and wink) the one for head and the one foor lil' JOe(which meanning my penis for all you sqauars - MEL GIT IT!!!)

NOW: JOe is bbboroadining horizions: is chckin in on a man name of CHarlaES BRonson (They a funny stoory abou how this coome to be: but involve JOe friend Nam of JImmy: and AS KNOW: Joe mus check all wit JIMMY befor tell

SO SUFFIICE TO SAY: JOe is be watching hte filmoggrophy of one CHArley (CHIUCK) Bronson!

1) St. Ives
2) is: Death of WISh
three= MEchanic (watchin now:)

Summation so far:

CHuck is - suphisticated - smoke of a pipe - listen to classic music on a real kkkeen tape of deacK: goo taste in cloothes and ladies - he like of the finner thin g sin life:
but he mus kill for a living:

NOT BAD!

JOe wonner if CHuck is like he movie-slef in real life;

LIKE JOhN CANDY IS LIKE movie-SELF: aka fat

LIke MEL is EXXACT;y like movie self: aaka kickicng JEsus ass all fucging day long and niight time too!

MO later: joe is still woorkin on he Eductaiont. aFfer BRonson is someowon name of BErrtoluci! (JIMMY SAY: go man go!!!_0_)

WAHAt A kidder that JKIMMY! goota lov him!