CHRIST NEVER SHOWED UP!

HEY JIMMY: I GOT YOUR MESSAAGE

Here is MEASSAGGE FOR YOU!

(THis a Openn LETter to JOe's frieind JImmy Caan);

JImmya, as know, I you frieend and ass such JOe is wwatching you show JImmy Cann iN LAs VEgas every Monnday nighht on the ABC channel 4. As allso you konwing, Jimmy Caann, you ooffen in haabit of inclluding privete messages to yo firennd JOe in your show on ABC channel. THese messages sooome time is a "Hi to Joe" sooort of message, an othther times is a spezil message with instrtuctions on "thinngs" yhou wanting JOe to do foor you. SO

So you JImmy cann be preetyy sure that Friiend JOe is watcching you SHOW on MONday night, OCtober 3rd: which was: is JOE! AN JOe is geeting of your moos recent of Message:
HER is JOE's RESOPONESE:

Yes, JOmmy, sommetime JOe is comming on a little twoo strong, and mabye he wanna be you friiend a littl too much: I unnnerstand when you saying that you "agiitated" and that "aggitated is this clos to being AngRY!" You say you want "him" out of "your casinno"! Okay. That is cool for JOe, and all this is all good for JOe.
BUT NO!
NO to you request to stop exppecting somerthing GREAT fronm you, Jimmy! You ARE great -- great man! Take from sommoen who knowin: is JOe: is JOE who has followed soo called "great leader" anme of JEsus Christ; IS JOE who die and go to Heaven for 1:57 minutes: and see all of Heaven and trumpets to plpay: but NO JESUS To SHow up!

YOu are JIMMY: you are Goddffatther and much greatter man tha JEsus of NAzaSNOOOZE ever were, ooor ever will be! SO NO< jimmy, I will not stop thiking of you as GREAT and exppecting of GREATNESS from you, JIMMY! YOu are that woonnnderful and you nened to know it!

SO JOe is siinging off now: and rememmber that JOe is ssaying all of this with LOVE in heart and LOVE for you JImmy and all who lovin JImmY!

YOU THE MAN!

Yo Friiend, JOe!